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Brandon Goldberg

@goldber-g.bsky.social
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Always writing: code, stories, and complaints.

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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 9h
Ceddy!
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
KYLE HAMILTON GETS ALL THE FREE BEER HE WANTS IN BALTIMORE
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not to water down the offense, but we seem to be no less barbaric than those who we call our enemy
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its gonna be a loooong offseason (cya in 2028)
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've regretted turning on Thursday Night Football. Of course I want both teams to lose. Of course I want the Steelers to lose more. Of course I don't want DeShaun Watson to win. Anyways, I'm now watching baseball like I meant to all along.
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, I've seen the Ravens rack up the penalties but never THREE ON ONE PLAY
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying not to cry seeing Adley take an AB in the wrong colors
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Orioles don’t hit an inside the park home run in years and then they hit two in the same city
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pete Alonso currently leads two legs of the AL offensive triple crown while impressing with his glove. How is he not a top contender for MVP?
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Richard Russell Gibson really pitched well last night
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Orioles stay alive!
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Deja... 2-4! O's live for now!
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Jays are eliminated!
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a tease that they almost came back from this
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spent over an hour editing a wikipedia page about a water pipeline
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another day we can't be eliminated!
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I unironically adore seeing this on my Baltimore Orioles feed
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pete Alonso. Most Valuable Oriole.
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can the defense… reappear?
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really hoping that the Bradish injury turns out to be nothing. But Bradish’s health history and Trevor Roger’s final line are both reasons why he needs to have a place in the Orioles future
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coby Mayo's middle name is Gerald.
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm not sure Coby was out there, but not challenging was the right move. Would be a miracle to have gotten that call overturned.
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had mayo at lunch. We did this TOGETHER.
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nyt connections today was EASYY
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I COULD CHUG A COMMERICAL SIZED JAR OF MAYO RIGHT NOW
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss dean kremer
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Christian Encarnacion-Strand > Christian McCaffrey
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
10 run inning including a 584ft bomb (old google doodle) g.co/doodle/j6pc2c
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hear they’ve even taken over the state flag!
“Bears moving in: They sun, they snack, they jump in the pool. These bears love the Los Angeles suburbs” accompanied with an image of a bear with its front arms on a window. From NYT.
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anthony Volpe called out on my college stats worksheet
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me when I hit the wrong button in MLB The Show 2B Carlos Narváez
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Planes, trains, and automobiles (from last month)
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I believe I’m hating ai more with each breath I take
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hope to sleep as well as this guy tonight
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Was really scared for a second there we let the Rockies, OF ALL TEAMS, score a little league homer. Still not a great look
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LuBob!
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
21/12 is not a good ratio for a pitcher "unless you're a guitarist" - KB
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
To think I fell asleep for the ninth inning last night
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It would be super silly if Luis Robert Jr absolutely dominated in Baltimore
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Cal Raleigh fall off is real but 17 homeruns is still kind of impressive for a guy batting .167
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Isn't it so cool when the thing one of your classes is all about is the things you were teaching yourself over the summer?
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just learned that my mom eats swiss rolls by UNROLLING them first
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Orioles could use a pitcher like Dean Kremer
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Its crazy how easy some bugs are easy to fix when you wait 24 hours to take another look at your code
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gonna pronounce Mike like Nike until Mike Elias is fired
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can’t even do ADdition without thinking of him 😔
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As a lifelong Angels fan, I'm devastated by tonight's loss
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Baltimore: - no key bridge - no Adley rutschman - no Preakness?
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You know how much money I’m saving by never having to give any to the orioles again?
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Brandon Goldberg @goldber-g.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Silly question. Who’s catching for the Orioles? Pozo and ______?
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