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Rob F.

@gojirorob.bsky.social
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Is there no red dragon cheese in Calgary? (holds hands to sky, milks invisible moose)
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Toe Beans! It’s Hooters, but all the waiters are cats!
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
hi, person casing my house for a robbery, I’d like you to meet my Komondor. (guy rang my doorbell a couple dozen times before I could get to the door, I got there, and he did the stereotypical “does XXXX live here?” thing before almost literally running off.)
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It is now my plan to start a hockey team in Halifax called the Explosion.” No questions will be permitted.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Next up: JRR Tolkien’s Smurves.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
1) Walt Simonson’s run on Thor is the high point for all comics writing. 2) Punch-bot could take Superman and Goku at the same time.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My next boy band will be called “Jungian Bratwurst.”
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
1. Lemma 1: Lemmy is God. 2. Lemma 2: Brian Blessed is God. 3. Principle: Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other. 4. Conclusion: Brian Blessed = Lemmy.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
for sale: One Sampo. $1500. price is firm. No negotiation. I don’t know what I’ve got.
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Jyinxe @jyinxe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
A commission for @gojirorob.bsky.social who asked for an #animalcrossing styled Puli dog, in a kilt 🩷 #jyinxeart
A cartoon Puli standing on two feet, in a kilt!
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
TONIGHT AT THE CIVIC CENTRE. PRAIRIE CARBON SEQUESTRATION. WITH SUPPORTING ARTIST THE PUMPKIN FUNK.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
From the works of T. Kingfisher: ““And where they got the tactical nuke from, I have never been able to learn.””
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You know you want it.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Yes, we have no bananas.
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Alicia K @wordnerdy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
A TINY GUY was on top of my recycling bin!
A small brownish frog
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Man.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Ed Balls.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Yes, I will take advantage of AI to read about how Ennio Morricone could take Eminem three falls out of four. Shockingly, Copilot did not then continue into Rule 34 territory.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
And then I says to him, I says “BOOM, baby!”
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
A while back, I worked at a fairly large semi-governmental organization. The space I’d been given had a collection of books from the sixties left in it … old technical manuals and the like. I let them gather dust while I was there. (Continued…)
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
LET US ALL CELEBRATE blockclubchicago.org/2025/08/08/2...
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21 Years Later, Dave Matthews Bus Poop Incident Makes Chicagoans Laugh — And Groan
Dave Matthews’ tour bus emptied its 800-pound septic tank on people taking a cruise 21 years ago this week. The DMB poop incident is "now old enough to drink," one social media post pointed out.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
are you now, or have you ever been, bringing in the funk and the noize?
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The elephant is screaming. The dwarf is screaming. The elephant is on fire. The dwarf is on fire.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
@davekellett.bsky.social hey, were you the person who sold “English: it’s what happens if you put three Dutch people in a trench coat with a French dictionary” shirts? (rough approximation of the text.) I believe mine has been kidnapped by relatives, and need either a replacement or revenge.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
It menaces with spikes of bread.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Grand piano Reed and pipe organ Glockenspiel Bass guitar Double-speed guitar Two slightly distorted guitars Mandolin Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar Plus, tubular bells
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
So I film the ants on the sidewalk Contemplating death and decay Nihilism's strong, but I must go on It’s darkness in the USA Yeahhhhh, it’s darkness in the USA Herzog’s here in the USA
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
As the executor of Mr. Muldoon's estate, I have been empowered to read Mr. Muldoon's Last Will And Testament.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Lil’ Totoro vs Ponyo. Bar fight. Who’d win?
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This just in: The Bloodhound Gang misrepresented the Discovery Channel.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Next up, Kid Rock.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
It is sad that we will never get David Lynch’s Cannonball Run reboot.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The high point of all music produced by mankind? “Ghost Town”, by the Specials.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Have you been mauled by a kinkajou? You may be eligible for a cacomistle.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I have made it further (even measured by percentage of the total length of the work) into War and Peace than I have managed for Gravity’s Rainbow.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Bloody ask me before putting product in my hair.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The desert moans, the vultures wheel, Deep in the heart of Herzog Existence bends beneath fate's heel, Deep in the heart of Herzog The jungle sweats, the silence stings, Deep in the heart of Herzog A thousand dreams eat other things, Deep in the heart of Herzog
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Well, won’t be buying Subnautica 2, then. www.msn.com/en-nz/gaming...
msn.com
MSN
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Zbrush and Scrivener's icon's are too damn similar in the dock. It is now my plan track down the Pixologic icon designer and huck them into the St. Lawrence Seaway.
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Barbecue is allowed to be sold from an actively hazardous building constructed entirely out trash found by the dude of the road. Nobody else. Just barbecue.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The Phrase of the Day is ‘Low VOC BBL.’ ‘Low VOC BBL.’
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The thing that gets me is just how unutterably stupid he is.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Okay. Is it just me, or does Denis Villeneuve have a recurring misogyny element in his movies? I mean, Blade Runner 2049 had a LOT of torture of women in it, Dune turned Jessica from a badass secret agent to a helpless mom crying at the door…
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Dawg.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Are YOU a broken man on a Halifax pier? If so, you may be entitled to compensation!
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
One of the proudest moments of my life is when I impressed a man who wrote under the name of “Gharlane of Eddore” on the ol’ rec.arts.sf.written newsgroup by posting these four words: guanine, adenine, cytosine, thiotimoline.
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Hungarian corded dog breeds + heavy rain + dirt = ?
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Rob F. @gojirorob.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
You know, I’m not 100% sure that this Ring camera is working. It’s been seven days and I’m not dead yet.
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