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GoHawkeyes92

@gohawkeyes92.bsky.social
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A Disney loving runner who would like to take out all her post menopausal rage on smashing the patriarchy. Loves theatre, drag queens, craft beer and the Cubbies. Mom to 3 baby adults & 1 spoiled mutt. Bleeds black & gold. 🖤💛

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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Never forget the “if we stop testing, the Covid numbers will go down” phase of his stupidity. #TrumpMath 🤦🏻‍♀️
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The international humiliation just keeps coming…
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
RIGHT?!? It never ends well for the humans.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This take down monologue was EXQUISITE 🤌🏻
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
THIS is the perfect summary.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you for the small, easily digestible, summaries of all these cases! Fantastic read.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These are the little bits of joy & hope we need to start this holiday weekend!
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can’t wait til they make this era into a movie or a Netflix series! Hopefully it ends with lots of convictions in the finale.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sure… the workers don’t want more days off. 😏 LOLOLOLOLOL!
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think he’s compromised and/or someone is threatening him or his family. You know, basic mob tactics.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He’s really such a man of the people. His constituents must be so proud.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What happens when you elect an actor/performer to be President. Their job is to convince you they are authentic character - and the American public bought it hook line and sinker with a cardigan sweater. Same thing happened with Trump and his fake Apprentice persona. We are a shallow electorate.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Except this time he turned out to be Pennywise and he’s gonna kill us all.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mic drop 🎤
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I blame the super clear HD everything. It makes fake facial hair and wigs look like a middle school production of 1776!
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s already bad enough that there are shortages on HRT estrogen patches - wait until all the angry menopausal women come after her! (My pitchfork is ready)
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
God Bless Lebatardshowfan; the hero America needs! 🤣🍆😂
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A MONTH. Dear god that poor kid!!
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
WTAF!!! That poor boy.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Well…he just wrote the campaign slogan that every Dem voter wants to hear.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And speaking to the casting gods, when the inevitable movie about this era is made, the role of this man should be played by Ryan Reynolds.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes. The answer is yes. Certifiably crazy.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Purge has become reality.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I would vote for this platform in a heartbeat!
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
💯!!! I’ll take Jack Smith too.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is perfection! 🤌🏻
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Shhhh I don’t want to lose him as my governor yet. 💙
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We need to win with anyone else, then make her Attorney General and given carte blanche to prosecute all the corruption in this current administration. I’d love to see her go lawyerly scorched earth on all of them! 😈
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I can’t wait for them to post pics on social media captioned with things like, “just look at our luxurious bathrooms; the mold really gives it character” and “this meal rivals any 5 star restaurant.” 😏
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
…aaaaand scene. 🎬
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Maybe extra testosterone will help their mental health. 🙄😢
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wonder if she regrets supporting and/or voting for him yet?
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Class and standards have left the building. I wouldn’t let this guy coach my kids’ soccer team, let alone have any say over my rights.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is my fervent hope that gets me through every day! 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
💯!!!!!!!
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
GO EAGLEY!! 🦅
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In the book Regime Change they talk about when he was introduced to AI by one of the Tech Bro companies. They did some demonstrations of photos, and he was entranced. As I was reading it, all I could think of was this slop he continuously posts!
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
RIGHT?!? She looks like she should be playing dress up at home like this - when all kids end up looking like overly accessorized hookers, but you don’t let them out of the house looking like that! That said, I bet Ivanka felt beautiful bc she was dressed like the adults. 😢
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I mean, he also probably has 7 fingers on each hand, and that’s why the pic is cropped at the waist. 😏
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And It took AI to miraculously remove the bone spurs.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I had a friend who rolled her eyes when I said how stressful it was having a pregnant daughter who lived in an abortion ban state. THIS IS WHY! This is fantastic info for every woman out there.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s the old “if their lips are moving, they’re lying” assumption, which has been the only consistency of this administration.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
THIS. Coupled with potential threats on their families lives.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
YES! My dad was a buyer for a big retail chain in the 70’s-90’s. I saw the rules change in real time; when they could be wined & dined, sent gifts of theatre tickets for the whole fam, cases of booze, to when they could no longer accept any gift over $50. Why are they still allowed to accept bribes?
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This photo looks like someone doing an SNL parody of Jeanine Pirro. 🤣
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I believe that list is found in the registry of Mar a lago members.
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I like your take on what the future will look like! 🤞🏻
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
These are the AI pics someone would make as a joke, and send to their family group chat - not post on a global public site, as the leader of the free world. Dear God, he has the maturity of a 12 year old boy. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why is this even still a thing at the highest levels of business??? I work for a nonprofit and we can potentially lose our NFP status for accepting $100 in a Christmas card, from a vendor FFS!
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GoHawkeyes92 @gohawkeyes92.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wait - I know that guy. Clearly that’s John Baron! 😏
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