Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I’m confused. I thought the only reason we were going to Bluesky is it’s not owned by narcs 010
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Why do some Amazon drivers ignore your emergency cat food orders like total fuckbois and then other Amazon drivers send you needy texts like this 020
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 15/01/2024Imagine being a cute pet and these giant starry-eyed humans just lose their minds every time you stretch or snore 010
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 07/01/2024Me: *cough* My cat: fuck this absolute chaos I am out of here 073
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 24/11/2023Me: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Sid Pink: I’m a RAT MAN 020
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 18/11/2023It’s a really good memoir if you’re like OH GOD HOW CAN THEY SURVIVE when clearly they survived 010
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 17/11/2023Artists are channeling the dead artists before us. That’s why it always feels a little bit dark 010
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 08/11/2023Pretty much all of my faults are just the cute kinds of faults 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Just love when someone’s criticizing someone for being married 3x when they’re a bro who has never held a relationship for more than six months 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 31/10/2023I want a writer’s room to base a TV show off my life, interviewing me each week, then make the episodes, then go back in time to release them just as I experience them so I have a show I can relate to VERY SPECIFICALLY 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Taking my food to go so I can eat it alone in the car and feel like I’m on a stakeout 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Driving while fingering your girlfriend is the new road head 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 15/09/2023The audacity of my kitty is that she refuses to care or even acknowledge that she is the cutest thing in the world when I present her to herself in the mirror 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 14/09/2023This cute elderly couple walks around the park by my house every morning with their cute elderly dog in a stroller 😭❤️ 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 12/09/2023In my adult life, I’ve only ever felt either: A. So burdened with responsibility that I can barely keep my head above water, take care of myself, maintain friendships, etc OR B. Lonely and on the outskirts looking in 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 11/09/2023Whenever I’m feeling sorry for myself about having to wake up early, I’ll look out the window and see a car drive by through the dark with a totally ready, totally awake person who is beating me at earliness 000
Gogo Germaine @gogogermaine.bsky.social · 30/08/2023WOW!!!!! 😱😭🏆 Glory Guitars: Memoir of a ‘90s Teenage Punk Rock Grrrl was honored by the International Book Awards (finalist, narrative nonfiction) and the National Indie Excellence Awards (winner, music category). 🖤🤍❤️🔥 Eternal thanks to both these organizations for giving me a chance 🥂 📸: Glenn Ross 070