ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i am not joking when i say i would rather pluck out my eyelashes using an epilator than go anywhere near a man’s balls 060
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026if i see that loser asking “is it better to speak or to die” one more time i will start sending him death threats 020
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 21/07/2026got myself a coconut scent as a vanilla girl, this must be what peter parker felt like when tony stark took his suit 040
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 20/07/2026has anyone seen the odyssey? is the movie better than the percy jackson books? 000
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 20/07/2026every time i tell my friend about any man ever her response is “he needs to be shot” 021
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 03/07/2026my favourite thing is when someone leave me a note and writes “ella <3” like yeah it is is ella with a heart that’s my full legal government name 030
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i was upset one day and decided to purchase everything in my cart but upset me apparently forgot she was a size L and not an M so now i’m stuck with non refundable purchases 020
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 27/06/2026how it feels buying the vinted dress 110 others had favourited just because i had money and i like pissing people off 020
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 27/06/2026sitting in bed in clown makeup because i’m too lazy to wash my face 040
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 21/06/2026at what point in life do you delete your pinterest wedding board and give up 020
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 16/06/2026trust me babe your secrets are safe with me and my nails girl 010
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 15/06/2026my favourite part of being a woman is the post sex debrief with your friends when they go “so….. how big” 020
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 13/06/2026rewatching he’s just not that into you to refill my hatred for men tank 010
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026right?? genuinely didn’t think anyone would be paying attention to my fucking socks??? 010
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026you start to enjoy your life a little and here comes your period to really kick you in the fucking balls 050
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 10/06/2026this man just told me to change my socks cause “they’re not sexy” BRO CAN I LIVE 260
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 09/06/2026did you already do something that deserves an argument 110
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 09/06/2026thank you so much that’s pretty cute (not weird at all) 010
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 25/05/2026trying to stay positive when others insist on pissing on my parade 060
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 25/05/2026YEAH I TOLD A WHITE PERSON IM EATING THAT AND THEY SAID ITS GROSS 030
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 24/05/2026the day i found out white peoples don’t eat cheese and watermelon was the day i lost all my respect for them 140
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 19/05/2026keep in mind this just proves that men are corrupt and will only give their female employees what they rightfully deserve if they get something in return 000
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 19/05/2026had a dilf play with my hair today and tell me i look pretty. men are evil evil creatures. 040
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 19/05/2026you know what i will flirt my way in this job it’s not like men don’t get everything handed to them just for having dick and balls so why should i struggle 170
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 18/05/2026every time i buy a banana scented product i hope it smells like banana milk and it always without fail ends up smelling like vomit, wet socks, and childhood medicine 030
ella! @godynamight.bsky.social · 18/05/2026a man will tell you he has a flirty personality and whole time it means he’s a whore 042
