God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mothman "hey, I need to call a roommate meeting. I've been finding lots of cedar and mothballs lying around. Oh yeah, Brandon, you got something bad in your future but im only gonna tell you when you do your chore chart." 010
God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Midwestern used car salesman runs out of money. And Rich jerks eat a meal prepared by a world class chef 011
God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Just be careful applying chapstick- once the wind blows they all stick to your lips 030
God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 05/12/2025If you water a plastic tree, it comes to life with a mission. Just hope it's a mission for the good of humankind, my went all Vecna on us. 120
God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The wisest choice I've made was choosing a life of kindness--well said by you, yes to that! 172