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God's Last Cigarette

@godslastcigarette.bsky.social
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Your emotional support corpse. Here to listen, offer support, and generally enjoy humanity. Remember to stretch.

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God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mothman "hey, I need to call a roommate meeting. I've been finding lots of cedar and mothballs lying around. Oh yeah, Brandon, you got something bad in your future but im only gonna tell you when you do your chore chart."
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God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Midwestern used car salesman runs out of money. And Rich jerks eat a meal prepared by a world class chef
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God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kitten pot pie
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God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just be careful applying chapstick- once the wind blows they all stick to your lips
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God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Backpfeifengesicht
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God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you water a plastic tree, it comes to life with a mission. Just hope it's a mission for the good of humankind, my went all Vecna on us.
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God's Last Cigarette @godslastcigarette.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The wisest choice I've made was choosing a life of kindness--well said by you, yes to that!
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