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Godsend Office

@godsendoffice.bsky.social
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//remembering is painful, but so is forgetting.\\ strawpage: godsendoffice.straw.page (PJM OCs parody account)

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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
gang shit
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
🟣 can yall stop fucking around go do that thing you have to do enjoy yourself go for a walk
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OFF @offtherpg.com · 14/08/2025
OFF will release tomorrow, August 15th, at 10 a.m. Pacific Time. Just one day left...!
A drawing by Mortis Ghost featuring the Batter from OFF against a dark background. The Batter is stepping forward into a bright doorway. A game-like dialogue prompt is overlaid on the image and reads "Enter Zone 0?" with the "Yes" option highlighted.
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
[long thread] 🐇oi, nuisance. 🎶hmm? 🐇 you got mail. 🎶oh? it's about time i got some. 🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you. 🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this? 🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly. 🎶 haah.. so be it..
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
💙 *his hands are shaking.* WHY- WHY ARE YOU!? I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST- PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I- *he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.* I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT.. *he remembered.*
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
bro whose manager is this 😭😭😭
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
💙 ... *he stared at it for a few minutes* *he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.* *as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..* *it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.* *he quickly wrapped it back up.*
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
🟣 have you heard of the lernean hydra? it is what people think of me, so to say. they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..? it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place. i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
🕘 ..is this what people are gonna call me now ☹️ ..atleast it’s not /that/ question.. as for how i feel right now..? fine? i guess? my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
🟣 ah yes! the agent of L. corp wanting to learn more about their company.. how fun! EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon. haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
💙 … when i close my eyes? *he closed his eyes.* first, there’s nothing. *he took a deep breath.* and then i feel her presence. i feel my body numbing. i get lost. i get brought back there. i never truly left it. i never truly left the station. the only thing i feel is the blood.
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
🐇 i- there isn't even anything to see it's just a tail-? 🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone- 🐇 no-? why would i- 🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already! 🐇 oh come on.. 🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :) 🐇wh- because it's too revealing of my emotions!
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Badass Drinking Skeleton @drinkingskeleton.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Throughout Corporations and Backstreets. I alone am the Drunkest Driver.
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
🩸 phew! yeah, i do it sometimes, doesn’t taste great.. but you get used to it. plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue.. i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather. haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing? 👁️ yeah 🩸great!
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
//double feature! 🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build… HOWEVER! 🎶 don’t. even. say it. OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT! 👁️ lmaooo nah you are half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then- 🎶 *shutting haco up*
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
💙 you ever feel like you want to spontaneously combust 🐇 what ⭐️(yeah) 👁️ yeah 🐇 what is up with you people? 👁️ *about to talk* 🐇 I MEANT IT RHETORICALLY! DONT /ACTUALLY/ LIST THEM OFF!
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Don Quixote Limbus @fixerfannumber1.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Manager Esquine I requined thine assistance
help
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Mr. (Sphinx) Tenna! @todaysprescription.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
no im not a phobic of any kind i hate everyone equally
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4MOR @4mori4n.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
More stuff for my lobotomy corporation x warframe series :-) #warframefanart
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
💙 its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits 🩸dude what the fu
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Mr. "Ant" Tenna's Marvelous Mystery Quote Bot @tenna-quotes.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Hey folks, looks like the censors ARE gonna kill me!
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isriune @isriune.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
GUBO GIVE YOUR BITCH GLASSES TO YI SAAANG
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Don Quixote @slothfuldreamer.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I keep hearing Nicolina's Kindreds speak of this 'Dress to Impress' Perhaps I shall play!
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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
HOLD ON TIGHT MY COMPASS IS INSOBRIETY MY COMPASS IS INSOBRIETY IM SMASHING THROUGH THE DEER THAT STANDS BETWEEN YOU AND ME LET US BE FREEEEEEEEE
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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
NOO!!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY THE TRAFFIC LAWS! the seven ice cold beers:
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ed/roland - 04digitalman on tumblr @03parade.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
fuckin pussy lmao #helsaultnation #ocxcanon #pmyume #projectmoon #art #limbuscompany #oc #ididntorderthesecorrectlyimgonnapissmypants
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Badass Drinking Skeleton @drinkingskeleton.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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No Context Battle Cats @nocontextbc.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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agnozy the hearthead @heartheadead.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Drunk headcanons thread because why tf not I wrote them down a hot second ago:
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Jia Qiu @kongqiu.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social Speak, Roland - what does PMSky need?
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
❄️ hmmmm! pierceee!!!!!! because it’s uhm.. really really useful :D and i can uhm.. stabby stab my needles in people!!
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Mire Neltra of Prism Office @strongestwife.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Gay people.
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No Context Battle Cats @nocontextbc.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Car-meow @distortyourself.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Meow, excuse me are you undistorted? Oh no. Oh no no no no. Car-meow does NOT talk to undistorted people. MEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW *super lesbian distortin beam*
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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The Pale Fixer reportedly caught trying to parry with Knuckleblaster.
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
🎶 … naturally! would someone like me not survive? i dare say i thrived while you lot were scrambling around like headless chickens. ahem- ..however, i think seeing familiar faces isn’t so bad.
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
🎶 another prying eye making sure i don’t let out company secrets? this’ll be entertaining.
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Ricardo @bigbrothermiddle.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Godsend Office @godsendoffice.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
they're what
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No Context Battle Cats @nocontextbc.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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THE VOIDCAST @welcometothevoid.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
THE VOID HAS CHOSEN TO SPEAK HAPPINESS COMES FROM GEESE AND ONLY GEESE THIS CONCLUDES THE VOIDCAST
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