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GodsBadAssBlade

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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think one of gods cruelest jokes is the fact that the most useful/versatile materials are either the most poisonous or extremely rare
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yo wtf did bee movie make the bee keepers so fucking evil? 💀 AND TRANSPHOBIC! WHY WAS THAT A JOKE? IM LAUGHING AT THE ABSURDITY!
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I aint buyin a damn console to play gta 6
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey world, can we all collectively agree to chill the fuck out with betting on new technology after the AI bubble fully pops? We don't always need to put all our chips into one hand. Sometimes its better to play it low and slow for the passing conversations instead of being mr.bigshot at the table.
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
(Spoilers for TADC) fuuuuuck that's such a bittersweet ending. Although I'm not entirely sure how somethings managed to carry out, but maaan. Its good.
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
And with that I've completed subnautica 1. Terrified and afraid, but after finding reaperless routes and bitting the bullet when there was no guarantee for 1 off stops, things were pretty alright! And fucking up crabsquids to make a safe zone felt pretty nice :3
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Saw iron lung and project hail mary, and gotta say a big fan of both, iron lung was a waaaay slower start so i can see why folks gave it shit on some level but it was great regardless
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I havent played it but from the looks of it it seems subnautica 2 lost a bit of the cartoonish flavor that its original game had and just went "you want scary fish? Fine, we'll give you some scary fish" and showed us how its done
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I think one of the genuine downfalls of Detroit become human is that it failed to account for the slow burn of its very topic. It kinda made androids pop up fast and then suddenly everyones out of the job and theyre a perfect 1 to 1. Instead of the grueling back and fourth of "leave!" And "wait!"
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hilarious, after years of not being able to sign into my usps account on their informed delivery app from google, i try it from the aurora store and it worked flawlessly. Get fucked google, I may just start deleting and reinstalling all my apps through aurora
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Gotta say, I love ramen, until I start actively participating in it, then it's all down hill from there
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Holy shit i just realize, the GTA HD universe is a retelling of the 3D universe 3 & 4 are about revenge on those who betrayed us. VC & 5 are about hollywood cliches and climbing the social ladder. SA & 6(supposedly) about rags to riches and police corruption! 6 may be this generation of games GTA SA
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Volkswagen, EV beetle, the people want it, come on, chop chop
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ive made a small discovery. After blocking off the shorts section of my youtube feed from my phone with the help of extensions the shorts channels that i did end up following are slowly trickling into my normal feed. This seems like an unintentional benefit to both my brain and the creators :3
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Fluid dynamics are so shit irl, what do you mean this little floating bit wont be whisked away by the current made by my hand but will EASILY escape my hand if i try to scoop it out? Nonsense i say! Nonsense!
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just cause 4 is such a weird inigma, its clunky in how it handles the war mechanics meanwhile they had the perfect system from 3 looking them in the face. My biggest issue with 3 is that its too short and forces a lot of macguffins and is tropey but it plays fantastically. 4 is just... hhhhhhghh
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Steam should lowkey make an app that lets you go into a "physical" library of your games library, that'd be neat :3
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I simultaneously can and cant wait to get old and give my nieces and nephews that bs advice of that all you need to get hired is walk up to the ceo and give a firm handshake
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
In our last session of dnd we had to face ultra versions of our selves, and every ultra version took me out as they knew id be the most annoying to deal with(druid) i felt so honored and upset but COMPLETELY understood why, and when it came time to play as my ultra self i killed me too lmao
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Remember, if you're suffering from imposter syndrome, there are thousands out there confidently posting slop coded programs without the slightest clue on how they actually function under the hood. Not only that but also proudly parading it around to the public. You can be proud of your work
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Evertime a corporate higher up says theyre incorporating ai into something that shouldn't have ai touching it at all in the first place, I scream like Waltah
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a man is laying on the floor with his mouth open and his hands in the air .
Alt: This hellish nightmare keeps getting worse(its the scene where Walter finds out Skylar got rid of the money)
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So I'm getting back into DragonVale right?(listen, it reignited a part of me that ive missed ok?) And i just saw the description of the fountain of youth and wtf 💀
The fountain of youth agrees with P-Diddy and Trumps view of age as just a number
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I miss the disjointed results of archaic/algorithmless searches of early internet 2.0
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I made a realization. This entire admin has been ran as a really poorly done youtube expose/apology video.
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Who knew that the biggest threat to the worlds oldest democracy wasn't the British, nor even communism. But a bunch of rich, puritanical, hypocritical pedophiles. Hopefully once all this gets put away the world can get on a better path from all this.. needless suffering from our dirty laundry
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If car is pool, why no water?
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I have now finished half life 2 in its entirety, and now I can say with my chest puffed out.. WHY DID YOU STOP??!
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Now that I think about it, the combine has 2 reasons to keep humans around, starting off with the reason why they hadnt killed us in the first place, technology. And secondly, we successfully repelled them off our planet. Albeit a small branch BUT its still says something good about us!
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If slopcord asks for age verification I'm 1,000,000% using a game character to poison the data
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Itd be funny if HL3 continues the trend of Gordon just NOT sleeping and still going full tilt like a freight train for days on end like the mute psycho he is(affectionate)
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I dont doubt Kojimas abilities but I really hope his new espionage game thats in the works surpasses everything that he tried to get done in MGSV, cause while, yes, it blows that konami stole his baby, you can tell the man put a bow on all the unfinished mechanics that never fully branched out
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Gotta say, having tubthumping as peaquads speaker song in MGSV is a new level of "mmmmm this feels right"
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Yo highkey thanks to Markiplier for reminding everyone they can just go and donate blood
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The chapter 1 curse strikes again. I will never get to see chapter 2 or 3 of baulders gate 3 with the homies 😂
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Man, I really wished they added the option for more modernized controls for the sims 2 legacy collection. Oh yeah, and also STEAM CLOUD SAVES! If youre not gonna host it yourself, why not let another platform do it for you?!
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Absolutely insane that because of ai you can now absolutely judge a book by its cover
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I think the funniest part about the ai hype is that its almost 1million% inflated by those who made it/use it as if you have knowledge of how to get one up and running it can easily be made to proliferate discorse online to self grandize its importance, and thus, investors go "oooh its getting big!"
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fuuuuuck dude I lowkey really miss the early-mid days of internet 2.0 where not every single fucking weirdo was on it and it was primarily to find news or find the fringes of whatever youre into and getting in contact to others through those fringes. But alas, we can't and shouldn't. Ill miss it únù
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Queen Kaiju Pixel @queenkaijupixel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Reminder: LEGALLY, paypal does not need to know what you sell. Paypal has nothing to do with your business or its transactions. Its only purpose is money transferal. However they will try to snoop into your business as much as they can. DO NOT DISCLOSE ANY DETAILS OF YOUR WORK ON PAYPAL!!
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
They desperately need to bring back customer care call centers back to america, i got off the phone with usps and everyone came through so clearly and immediately understood the issue and the blight from it. Is this racist? Im unsure, but it was actually so nice and simple ;^; always be nice btw
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I think the reason why Microsoft is constantly screwing the pooch with their OS is because they forgot how to compete in that market. They grew stagnant and comfy with being the "top dog" that they straight up forgot how to grow their user base effectively and started expecting it on demand. Lmao
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Actually insane how sony and xbox got away with releasing like a handful of games this generation and theyre already trying to move on to the next one. Seriously, I can maybe count to almost a little above single digits in terms of current gen releases. Consoles seem to be done for
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
We need the sims 4 laser kitty litter box
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Do you think the first person to ever get a job got their paycheck and was like "tf do i do with this shit??"
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Uuhg. Bethesda needs to fire their lead writer. Sure, first passthrough when the game first releases seems monumental without second thought. But my god. The writing is so moronic and full of counterintuitive drivel thatd be on the same level as my current writing skills, and maybe sleep deprivation
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I know I've seen this posted somewhere but I LOVE the quiet stoic main characters that come off as autistic to anyone other than the writers, but I LOOOOOOOOOVE them so much. Doom guy, Kiryu, Gordon, Tarnished(male), Lincoln Clay, Sam Porter Bridges, Corvo, 47, Adam Jensen and many more. I love you!
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Gotta say, the mission intro for deep cover in starfield is absolutely brain dead since it can easily be started with petty theft. Then it throws a LOT on you presuming you've done something horrible and need to claw back your freedom by any means necessary. They really didnt think this through 🙄
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Off the cuff post with 0 context but DUUUUUUDE last nights dnd sesh was so fucking gratifying, especially since its been worked up for the past 4 weeks, 2 for a one shot that was a duo shot that i hosted, and another 2 to get through most of the tournament. I managed to get to finals but got ROCKED
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If devs think its too hard to develop and maintain anti cheat for linux now imagine their faces when windows, the "agentic" os starts doing shit they couldnt even account for. Good grief 🙄
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GodsBadAssBlade @godsbadassblade.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
@dieworkwear.bsky.social hey Derek, I'm not too sure if this is your area of expertise either than the fact that youre well versed in fashion culture, but if you had to recommend a cheap-ish leather jacket what company would be most likely to provide a half decent jacket?
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