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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET

@godofsesamestreet.bsky.social
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you asked for elmo's presence .
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
{ STARTS SWINGING }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
elmo is here to deal with you , mother fucker
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
elmo is gonna pee everywhere pee pee poo poo
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♢ Tԋҽ Pɾιȥҽԃ Pσʂʂҽʂʂισɳ ♢ @ofmaskedjester.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
《 ♢ 》 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿'𝙎 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙊𝙍 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 《 ♢ 》
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKK
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
WHAT??
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
THIS BUG IS PISSING ELMO OFF
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
{ BITES BITES BITES EATS ARM BITES BITES BITES }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
{ BITES BITES BITES }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
{ eats leek }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWE
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My mom tried to kill me but I ate her in self defense
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Teehee
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
STOP, ELMO MEANT DIABOLICALLY
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
{ Farts diabetes }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Elmo is 3 1/2 And allergic. 🦶
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Elmo is constipated
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Elmo led the troops of Sesame Street, and came out victorious during the battle with biki bottom or whatever it's called
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Elmo still remembers the war.
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Thank you for being my therapist 😁 { he happily walks away 💀 }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
move along fuckos, it's my turn to vent
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
But it's okay cuz I ate the devil and absorbed his powers, so now I'm the king of hell and now I can get revenge on all those who betrayed me when i was dethroned in sesame street
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
and then i was sent to hell for murdering her
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Back in the day I used to be the king of sesame street.. but then that bitch zoe tried to say "No, you can't be the king of sesame street because rocco is!" that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
{ CENSORED }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
{ Grows toes and fingers with skin }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
{ EXPLODES EVERYONE }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a sec
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
{ BITES. CHRWS OFF FLESH }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Elmo hungers for grass
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
{ Pees on }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
{ Sees @androidb0dy.bsky.social It's on SIGHT. BITES CHOMPS CHOMPS BITES CHEWS GNAWS }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Die
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♢ Tԋҽ Pɾιȥҽԃ Pσʂʂҽʂʂισɳ ♢ @ofmaskedjester.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
// bsky.app/profile/did:... Pspsps, here's my other accs if anyone wants em
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
New icon, Elmo feels pretty
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
No way that post is getting likes from irl NSFW accounts. GO AWAY
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Elmo disowns you
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Elmo is going to stop you there. Elmo needs no father. Elmo is thriving. Elmo is king of HELL Elmo is king of SESAME STREET. Elmo does NOT need YOU
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
What
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
. . . Where did you get that
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Begone from my presence
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
No
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
{ Squints. Projectile vomits on The red imposter }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
This is why Hawkmoth's wife is dead.
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
??? Absolutely not. Now begone.
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
{ wiggles toe } No.
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
{ PANICS AND EATS THE BUTTERFLY }
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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
{ Devours Dr. Evil McEvilFace. }
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