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Mark Churchwell

@godofgrenades.bsky.social
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He/Him, Nerd?, curator of the Dream Chiseled Cube, Chromatic Karlach, and Elder Dinosaur Highlander.

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Kaya the Kissable @thetunnelingcat.bsky.social · 12h
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 12h
Ultimate lottery ticket. I had a NYX god pack opened in a draft I was in. We all agreed to play the cards and give them to the guy who opened them at the end. It was DOPE. Just… don’t go chasing these. You can’t at these rates.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a fantastic time! I hope you both enjoy. 😊 (...says someone with 1K hours on RoR2 on steam)
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn’t know switch wasn’t getting the next update 😮 Hallowed Concepts is looking great.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The game is GAS. DLC is good and it's a great solo or co-op romp.
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Welcome to the Family - Iconic Scene
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Respectfully Jesus fucking Christ Hobbes 🥵
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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I'M Tired Of This Grandpa
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have someone interview you Shivam.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Currently about to start final prerelease. Feeling Echo-eeeee
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Cat's Echo Meow
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Too. Much.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Pep Guardiola: I Need That We Need That Man City
Alt: Pep Guardiola: I Need That We Need That Man City
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you for the behind the scenes! Great thread to read.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Summoners egg attacking as a 0/4 and then moving all my Arcbound Ravenger counters onto it mid combat. Not to mention a deck that would Egg into Clone Shell into Egg. Egg.
Summoner's Egg
{4}
Artifact Creature — Egg
Imprint — When this creature enters, you may exile a card from your hand face down.
When this creature dies, turn the exiled card face up. If it’s a creature card, put it onto the battlefield under your control.
0/4
Illustrated by Jim Nelson
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hobbit Scene box. WILD stuff.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Brother do I have food and bling ramp for you.
Heaped Harvest
{2}{G}
Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters and when you sacrifice it, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

One can travel all of Valley and never eat the same meal twice.

Illustrated by Daniel LjunggrenNecklace of Girion
{2}{G}
Legendary Artifact

Whenever you cast a green spell and whenever a Forest you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

{T}: Add {G}.

Illustrated by Marta Nael
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I doubt they'll do massive errata, it would be nice. But while this gets updated it's going to be a mess to have both wordings.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stretched and old.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Land Before Time: Dinosaur Noms Grass
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
…is this a euphemism?
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Armor made of lots of tiny swords.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@raginglevine.com Question with a creature type update: While there are no new creature types in FRA, Traxos was updated to a Dragon with newer versions? Will the older Traxos receive creature types errata? (Along with other dragon engines?) Thanks for all the work over the years.
Traxos, Scourge Eternal
{4}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct
Trample
Traxos doesn’t untap during your untap step.
Whenever you cast an artifact or creature spell, untap Traxos.
Its orders, ancient. Its advance, ponderous. Its threat, undeniable.
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Illustrated by Aaron MillerTraxos, Academy Guardian
{3}{U}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct
This spell costs {2} less to cast if you’ve cast a noncreature spell this turn.
Flying, vigilance
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
“Tolaria has stood for a thousand years. You’re looking at why.”
—Lyra, Tolarian headmaster
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Watermark: Echoverse
Illustrated by Aaron MillerTraxos, Scourge of Kroog
{4}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct
Trample
Traxos enters tapped and doesn’t untap during your untap step.
Whenever you cast a historic spell, untap Traxos. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
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Illustrated by Lius LasahidoDragon Engine
{3}
Artifact Creature — Construct
{2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
From a distance, dormant dragon engines can be mistaken for harmless statues. By the time you get close enough to spot the scorch marks, it’s too late.
1/3
Illustrated by Johann Bodin
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a yes man/woman that will never doubt him. Sycophant’s dream.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Always crowd pleaser tokens.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paraphrasing because I had to look it up too: “The ‘Sphere of Humanity’ a hand blown gift made incorporating pages from Pope Leo’s recent AI missive.”
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not a legend. Legends were the ones given the watermark if I recall.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think there’s FAR more room than people think. Obviously you have to eat your vegetables but there’s still the ability to do cool/interesting things.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So for specifics: Trying to build B4 Baetor, Ancestor’s Voice, cards like Necropotence and the sanguine bond combo cards are what I’d consider “typical” cards for a Baetor list to lose life and take payoffs for lifegain but they… aren’t interesting cards?
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes i get bored with “typical” brews usually. I tend to add companions or other restrictions to try and get something novel. “Typical cards” would be cards that would appear on the most played section of EDHRec generally. I want to be surprised to see a few cards in a list.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Restraint frankly. I play a decent amount of cEDH with friends. And restraining from “combo city” can be difficult because it’s so easy to add tutors here or there. Otherwise it’s avoiding “the obvious” cards for a given Commander.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you! I don’t know why but it just reminded me of seasonal playset work you’ve shown before.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just throwing out a line since this came across my feed. @kevincron.bsky.social this looks like work id seen in your fabulous alter collection? Any clue?
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You deserve it.
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AND IS AN ACTUAL DRAGON. I'm really hoping for errata for the previous Traxos to also be a dragon now.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey. This one is cute.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also, apply skulk
Skeleton Key
{1}
Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has skulk. (It can’t be blocked by creatures with greater power.)

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Equip {2}

Illustrated by Daniel Ljunggren
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Often.
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Spongebob Squarepants Blink
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paste and knife. Especially if you can do some sort of affinity thing. Being color agnostic is a plus.
Nutrient Block
{1}
Artifact — Food

Indestructible (Effects that say “destroy” don’t destroy this artifact.)

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

“What flavor do you want, Sami? Bland, dense, or vanilla?”
—Tannuk

Illustrated by Francisco MiyaraVibranium Energy Daggers
{1}
Artifact — Equipment

Indestructible (Effects that say “destroy” don’t destroy this Equipment.)

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.

Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

“These daggers can penetrate adamantium and disrupt nervous systems. What chance have you?”
—T'Challa, the Black Panther

Illustrated by Irvin Rodriguez
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But you can't stop it?
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah... (Looks at longingly)
Honor's Reward
{2}{W}
Instant

You gain 4 life. Bolster 2. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

It seldom rains in Abzan lands. When it does, the khan marks the occasion by honoring the families of the fallen.

Watermark: Abzan

Illustrated by Izzy
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The word “May”
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok fine. I guess I’m rebuilding the first pack of magic cards I ever opened.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My growning at tEDH continues to get worse. cEDH with the buds still rocks though.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm really hoping we find out in the Commander Deck next week.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s so adorable Hobbes. I’m happy for you.
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mistakes were made. Dinner wasn't. Pizza?
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Zacama W/ Zirda Companion Zask, The Swarmlord Lands Dragonlord Kolaghan Dragonstorm Dragonstorm can be a crowd pleaser and can play up or down. And other colors can be added. Lists available on request!
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ALL. THE. WAY. DOWN.
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Malcolm in the Middle: This Is Fine, Boat Sinking
Alt: Malcolm in the Middle: This Is Fine, Boat Sinking
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Modern = Lack of color SUCKS big nuts. It's so boring...
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Mark Churchwell @godofgrenades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“I’d rather fight a Yeti barehanded.” Or “Yeti’s aren’t real, but that thing is!”
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