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godfeels: a post-canon story

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official account of the homestuck fanwork godfeels by sarah zedig and friends. 🔞this is an adult work with mature themes!🔞 read godfeels: archiveofourown.org/series/1475819

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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
ohhhhhhhh i want to announce things so bad
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
something is happening here but you don't know what it is
There was a dream in a dark place that spoke so loud a universe followed in its wake.

You never really thought to think of it, back when you and your friends were just playing games. Too many dogs, too many clowns, and too many combinations thereof to allow for much in the way of real self-reflection. Right up until the moment you won, your fingertips grasping the doorhandle to a brand new universe, fun and fear were the only emotions you knew how to process.

Six years have passed since you and your friends walked through that door to become the Gods of this new world, built on the cratered husk of your old one. You seeded it with life, span it round for thousands of years in the blink of an eye, and returned to find a chimeric comingling of cultures eager for your preordained descent from the heavens. The humans of old Earth; the trolls of long-dead Alternia; the carapacians of knowledgeable Skaia; the consorts from the Lands of the Heroes. In a word: Earthlings.

It was a fresh start, a chance to make something better free from the burdens of the past. A beautiful dream full of light and hope. With all the hubris of any proper God from ancient myth, you truly believed you'd left everything else behind. That nothing from before the door followed you back, except perhaps the memories you kept far away from the history books.

You would like to say that Earth C had become the peaceful and happy place it was supposed to be, but the fact is that you just don't know. You'd have to leave your house for that.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"woke Eridan" is a transmisogynist femboy gamer who calls VrisJuneRezi "The Berlin Wall" because they're a bunch of commie bricks who need to be torn down already. that's the quality of incisive homestuck commentary you can find falling out of my fingers like flecks of dead skin over on tumblr
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💬 2  🔁 2  ❤️ 10 · It sounds like you have some Specific and Strong Gamzee ideas --can you share with the audience? i just find him unpleasant. he's a spectacular villain who served his purpose in…
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
big projects are underway. probably not what you expect. perhaps controversial in some circles, and for very different reasons depending on the circle. it'll be good though. i think you'll like what we're cooking. much is wrong in this world, but in at least one respect the future is bright indeed.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
:)
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
in the official homestuck discord they're doing a "book club" to pace out the epilogues for new readers with accompanying liveread streams. any interest in doing something similar for godfeels once that's wrapped up? it's already a thing i've considered trying, but now seems like a very good time.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
the official homestuck discord reread quarantine channel has been a glass fish tank for months, but soon its inhabitants will be released into the wild. so i would just like to give my condolences to all those lucky newgens who are about to be inundated with messages telling them to read godfeels
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
obviously i won't complain about more people reading godfeels but there are a lot of fantastic homestuck fanworks out there and i freely admit that godfeels is not the most... easygoing read, let's say. that said, if you're a vriska stan or a june truther, ignore all prior statements, read godfeels
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
the official homestuck discord reread quarantine channel has been a glass fish tank for months, but soon its inhabitants will be released into the wild. so i would just like to give my condolences to all those lucky newgens who are about to be inundated with messages telling them to read godfeels
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
godfeels
picture of someone holding a full spice bottle whose label reads "ORGANIC CRUSHED ROSEMARY"
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
SURPRISE! it's chapter 5 of my *other* homestuck fanfic, Three of a Perfect Pair! our intrepid trio at last arrives at their destination, but not without having one last awkward interaction first. archiveofourown.org/works/276504...
WELCOME TO G.B. LATE STATE PARK
"WOW, THAT'S A BIG LAKE!"
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
SURPRISE godfeels upd8! A2 continues with the first half of Verse 1, where our heroes wait impatiently for a certain harbinger to give them direction. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
GODFEELS DOUBLE ALBUM RETURNS!! track A2 is here with a vengeance to teach us a thing or two about the origins of Harbinger Silverbark. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
A2. let me show you my garden

chorus 1
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
GODFEELS DOUBLE ALBUM RETURNS!! track A2 is here with a vengeance to teach us a thing or two about the origins of Harbinger Silverbark. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
A2. let me show you my garden

chorus 1
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
soon...
A2. let me show you my garden
chorus 1

Ye gathered and observant souls, witness:
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
upd8! the party is over. all that remains is for a few final stragglers to find their way home. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
VRISKA

TWO FIFTY AM.
IN THE SKIES OF EARTH C
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
did you know we have a tumblr askbox? i just answered a great question about the variability in universe engine sessions, how the rules of sburb vary from session to session, and what that means for the EWL. nothing better on a wednesday afternoon than chewing on some homestuck lore :)
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Hiya, now I am almost certain this will be greatly expanded on in the future, but I wanted to ask about the diversity of Universe Engine sessions, and how much they can range from…
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
upd8! the party is winding down, but some old animosities are more present than ever. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Jane: I know it seems rather harmless from your perspective, but while you lot are obsessing over your silly games, some of us...
Jane: Well, frankly, some of us have to stay behind and take responsibility!
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
upd8! the party is winding down, but some old animosities are more present than ever. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Jane: I know it seems rather harmless from your perspective, but while you lot are obsessing over your silly games, some of us...
Jane: Well, frankly, some of us have to stay behind and take responsibility!
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
upd8! jane and roxy fret after jake, while karkat makes a terrible confession. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
 Jake: What a marfelus evening for a stroll donchoo think so deers?
Jane: I can’t say as I’m wearing quite the proper footgear for the occasion of a drunken night walk, but the breeze is certainly welcome.
Roxy: duuude im gonna miss thsi mfin place
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
today's update is delayed until ao3 is back up
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
jasprose hates comedians
Wait. What the fuck was that? Did you see that? Like some sort of-- There it is again!! Hold on, no, shut up, I have to get this thing really quick. On the wall... on the carpet now.... yes, just a bit closer... POUNCE! HAHAHAHA, PREDATOR DEFEATS PREY ONCE AGAIN! Now to just open my paws and snack on my... no, it can’t be! Where has it gone? But I caught it! It was in my furry clutches, squeezed between my beans, struck through by my adorable and razor sharp claws! There’s no way it could have given me the slip...

Unless...

Jasprosesprite^2: Which one of you useless comedians has the laser pointer?
Vriska: Not me.
Arnold: Not me.
Terezi: NOT M3
Jasprosesprite^2: I see. Either one of you is lying or two of you are about to inherit a disgusting tiny red bug infestation.
Jasprosesprite^2: Damn it, now I’m going to be on edge for at least another two minutes. Nothing scruffles my haunches like a prey animal giving me the slip...
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
godfeels upd8! jasprose takes stock of the evening after (terezi)'s outburst. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Well.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
HEY WE DID A [S] ANIMATION IN CSS ON AO3 GO CHECK IT OUT
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
what's this? a second update on the same day? why, that must mean it's time for... [S] (Terezi): T4K3 4 W4LK archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
The background is a gradient from grey to black. black text reads (TEREZI)
??? PM.
OUTSIDE
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
what's this? a second update on the same day? why, that must mean it's time for... [S] (Terezi): T4K3 4 W4LK archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
The background is a gradient from grey to black. black text reads (TEREZI)
??? PM.
OUTSIDE
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
godfeels upd8: (terezi) has a bad time, karkat tries to help. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Oh that was a mistake.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
godfeels upd8: calliope lets her have it. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Calliope: yoU!
(Terezi): M3! >:]
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
tfw the most toxic couple you ever met in high school left town under dramatic circumstances only to show back up a decade later still together and somehow more well-adjusted than anyone else in your adult life. that's the #vrisrezi experience
Karkat: YOU...
Karkat: JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING.
Vriska: And?
Karkat: AND I’M WAITING TO SEE IF YOU SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
Vriska:
Karkat:
Terezi:
Karkat:
Karkat: ...what the fuck...
Karkat: YOU REALLY HAVE GROWN UP, HAVEN’T YOU?
Terezi: Y34H MORON, 1T H4PP3NS
Karkat: DOES IT???
Karkat: I’VE CHANGED MY MIND, THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SCARIEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK.
Vriska: What?
Karkat: YOU TWO BEING REASONABLE! I FEEL LIKE A MIME AT A SUBJUGGLATOR CONFERENCE, IT’S DOWNRIGHT SACRILEGIOUS!
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
godfeels upd8: the party (8/14) (terezi) makes a terrible confession, and karkat shares a piece of his mind. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
(Terezi): 1T SHOULD'V3 B33N M3
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
godfeels upd8: the party (8/14) (terezi) makes a terrible confession, and karkat shares a piece of his mind. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
(Terezi): 1T SHOULD'V3 B33N M3
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
everyone knows godfeels is that one june egbert fanfic. what they SHOULD know is that it's actually that one janekat fic.
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💬 0  🔁 6  ❤️ 14 · everyone knows godfeels is that one june egbert fanfic · but they're wrong! really she was just a cover for my true masterstroke: PITCH JANEKAT. dave is out of the picture for r…
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
everyone knows godfeels is that one june egbert fanfic. what they SHOULD know is that it's actually that one janekat fic.
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💬 0  🔁 6  ❤️ 14 · everyone knows godfeels is that one june egbert fanfic · but they're wrong! really she was just a cover for my true masterstroke: PITCH JANEKAT. dave is out of the picture for r…
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
today marks the halfway point in the latest godfeels chapter! we're building up to some of my favorite stuff we've ever written, so definitely give it a read
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
the party continues! jane and karkat try not to snoop, while vriska worries about the future. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Karkat: (WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, BROOD CAVERN DISINFECTANT?)
Jane: (For your information it is a 500-year barrel aged fine carapacian whiskey. The best money can buy!)
Karkat: (WELL IT TASTES TERRIBLE.)
Jane: (Hmph. There’s no accounting for that.)
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
godfeels upd8! calliope takes a walk, (terezi) plays it cool, and vriska wonders what to do. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Jasprosesprite^2: I don’t fancy seeing you here, (Terezi).
(Terezi): 1 H34RD TH3R3 W4S 4 P4RTY
Jasprosesprite^2: Then you must have heard the part where you weren’t on the guestlist.
(Terezi): 4R3 YOU S4Y1NG YOU FORGOT TO 1NV1T3 M3 ON PURPOS3?
Jasprosesprite^2: I believe the word you’re looking for is “chose.” And yes, I did.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
the party continues! vriska and terezi talk about what they've been up to for the last 16 years, and karkat tries to hide his shame. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Calliope: what did yoU do for work?
Terezi: ODD JOBS, P1R4T1NG, BR13FLY T4K1NG TURNS M3SQU3R4D1NG 4S 4 C4NDUC14N ROY4L
Vriska: I was a street 8usker for a while... that was not my calling.
Terezi: 1 WON C4SH T4K1NG S3COND 1N 4 JUR13D 34T1NG CONT3ST ONCE, ONLY LOST OUT B3C4US3 MY OPPON3NT W4S 4 BL4CK HOL3.
Vriska: Oh, there was that week we played 8odyguard for some rich guy's clone. Gr8 pay, 8ut the selfcest...
Terezi: Y34H 1T W4S PR3TTY UNS3TTL1NGLY CONST4NT >:/
Vriska: I'm not usually one to kinkshame 8ut it's like, really? At dinner you're doing this?
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
the party continues! vriska and terezi talk about what they've been up to for the last 16 years, and karkat tries to hide his shame. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Calliope: what did yoU do for work?
Terezi: ODD JOBS, P1R4T1NG, BR13FLY T4K1NG TURNS M3SQU3R4D1NG 4S 4 C4NDUC14N ROY4L
Vriska: I was a street 8usker for a while... that was not my calling.
Terezi: 1 WON C4SH T4K1NG S3COND 1N 4 JUR13D 34T1NG CONT3ST ONCE, ONLY LOST OUT B3C4US3 MY OPPON3NT W4S 4 BL4CK HOL3.
Vriska: Oh, there was that week we played 8odyguard for some rich guy's clone. Gr8 pay, 8ut the selfcest...
Terezi: Y34H 1T W4S PR3TTY UNS3TTL1NGLY CONST4NT >:/
Vriska: I'm not usually one to kinkshame 8ut it's like, really? At dinner you're doing this?
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
godfeels upd8! jane gives a speech, karkat has some thoughts, and... uh oh 😬 archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
screenshot of the chapter header for today's godfeels update. it reads:

(TEREZI)

EIGHT THIRTY TWO PM.
THE J EGBERT HOUSE MUSEUM AND CULTURAL EXCHANGE
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
the party goes on! vriska and terezi struggle through awkward reunions; calliope welcomes the night's final guest. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Karkat: VRISKA.
Vriska: Karkat.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
the bridge continues! karkat arrives with a gift; vriska and terezi trade anxieties. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Terezi: C4N W3 TURN 4ROUND?
Vriska: Why?
Terezi: 1 UH-
Terezi: 1 FORGOT SOM3TH1NG
Vriska: We have literally zero possessions, what could you have possi8ly forgotten?
Terezi: TH4T’S NOT TRU3 4ND YOU KNOW 1T
Terezi: 1 FORGOT...
Terezi: THE ST1TCH3D R3CR34T1ON4L ORB 1 L1K3 TO ROT4T3, Y34H!!
Vriska: You mean that old 8ase8all?
Terezi: Y3S, MY B3LOV3D B4S3B4LL
Vriska: You found it yesterday.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
GODFEELS READERS: got questions or thoughts about the latest updates? want to pick a writer's brain on their past creative choices? curious to see if you can coax sarah into accidentally writing another 2000 word essay on a throwaway ask? you know where to find us. godfeelscanon.tumblr.com/ask
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Askbox
official account of the homestuck fanwork godfeels. follow here for updates and insider information....
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whirly skip @whirlyskip.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
they make me sick !!!!!! #vrisrezi #homestuck
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
the bridge continues! karkat arrives with a gift; vriska and terezi trade anxieties. archiveofourown.org/works/441851...
Terezi: C4N W3 TURN 4ROUND?
Vriska: Why?
Terezi: 1 UH-
Terezi: 1 FORGOT SOM3TH1NG
Vriska: We have literally zero possessions, what could you have possi8ly forgotten?
Terezi: TH4T’S NOT TRU3 4ND YOU KNOW 1T
Terezi: 1 FORGOT...
Terezi: THE ST1TCH3D R3CR34T1ON4L ORB 1 L1K3 TO ROT4T3, Y34H!!
Vriska: You mean that old 8ase8all?
Terezi: Y3S, MY B3LOV3D B4S3B4LL
Vriska: You found it yesterday.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
jasprose is having a hard time coping
Roxy: i know its hard to understand, but were no good here. this is what we have to do!
Jasprosesprite^2: What a noble and selfless sacrifice you're making. You seem utterly bereft at having to leave me behind.
Roxy: were not leavin u behind jasp
Jasprosesprite^2: Hates me.
Calliope: we coUld never hate yoU!
Jasprosesprite^2: Despises me!
Roxy: srsly ur the best kittydaughter mommyfriend ive ever had, and i really mean that
Roxy: plus ur like the most outgoing social butterfly i ever met, you wont even notice were gone
Jasprosesprite^2: Roxy I basically live on your couch. What the fuck am I supposed to do without you around to distract me? Use the laser pointer on myself?
Roxy: u have other friends!
Jasprosesprite^2: I have other people. I don't have other friends.
Roxy: now ur just bein dramatic
Jasprosesprite^2: Meow.
Roxy: aw comeon jasprose dont be like that
Jasprosesprite^2: Meow. Meow.
Calliope: yoU know we love yoU dear...
Jasprosesprite^2: Meow! Meow! Meow!
Roxy: :( Calliope: :(
Jasprosesprite^2: Meow meow meow meow meow!!
Roxy: :'( Calliope: :'(
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
jasprose is having a hard time coping
Roxy: i know its hard to understand, but were no good here. this is what we have to do!
Jasprosesprite^2: What a noble and selfless sacrifice you're making. You seem utterly bereft at having to leave me behind.
Roxy: were not leavin u behind jasp
Jasprosesprite^2: Hates me.
Calliope: we coUld never hate yoU!
Jasprosesprite^2: Despises me!
Roxy: srsly ur the best kittydaughter mommyfriend ive ever had, and i really mean that
Roxy: plus ur like the most outgoing social butterfly i ever met, you wont even notice were gone
Jasprosesprite^2: Roxy I basically live on your couch. What the fuck am I supposed to do without you around to distract me? Use the laser pointer on myself?
Roxy: u have other friends!
Jasprosesprite^2: I have other people. I don't have other friends.
Roxy: now ur just bein dramatic
Jasprosesprite^2: Meow.
Roxy: aw comeon jasprose dont be like that
Jasprosesprite^2: Meow. Meow.
Calliope: yoU know we love yoU dear...
Jasprosesprite^2: Meow! Meow! Meow!
Roxy: :( Calliope: :(
Jasprosesprite^2: Meow meow meow meow meow!!
Roxy: :'( Calliope: :'(
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
tomorrow morning, Roxy and friends will be leaving Earth C for what might be a very long time... but tonight, they're getting the gang together for one last round of drinks at the bonfire. nothing bad ever happens at a party, right? archiveofourown.org/works/441851... #homestuck
stylized promo image which reads:
godfeels 3, part 2: double // album
DISC A: "no one does it like us"
Bridge 1: THE PARTY

RELEASE SCHEDULE:
Chunk 1: 05/26
Chunk 2: 05/29
Chunk 3: 06/02
Chunk 4: 06/05
Chunk 5: 06/09
Chunk 6: 06/12
Chunk 7: 06/16
Chunk 8: 06/19
Chunk 9: 06/23
Chunk 10: 06/26
Chunk 11: 06/30
Chunk 12: 07/03
Chunk 13: 07/07
Chunk 14: 07/10

the letters in THE PARTY are colored after the text of this section's main characters. light grey for Calliope, neon pink for Roxy, purple for Jasprose, cerulean for Vriska, teal for Terezi, green for Jake, light blue for Jane, and dark grey for Karkat.
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godfeels: a post-canon story @godfeels.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
the time has come. godfeels returns on 5/26. nothing bad ever happens at a party, right?
Stylized promo image black text on a while background which reads:
godfeels 3, part 2: double // album
DISC A: "no one does it like us"
Bridge 1: THE PARTY

the letters in THE PARTY are colored after the text of this section's main characters. light grey for Calliope, neon pink for Roxy, purple for Jasprose, cerulean for Vriska, teal for Terezi, green for Jake, light blue for Jane, and dark grey for Karkat.
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