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Gender-Affirming Dad

@godeatersdad.bsky.social

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A lout and an ingrate.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thanks, Downy, for reminding me that at least I don't have to smell him.

Still from a video ad by Downy, the company that manufactures such things as fabric softeners and dryer sheets, with an image of a bottle labeled as "Laundry Fragrance in Full Bloom" and so on, with the caption above saying, "Smell as fresh as a... white musk."

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This uppity little B (i.e. me)

The first other young witch we encounter at the beginning of Kiki's Delivery Service, who is extremely snotty toward Kiki and gloats over her success getting started as a fortune telling witch. She has two big beefy brown braids with mauve hair ties, dangly heart earrings, a dark purple dress, a snotty ramrod straight little black cat at her side, and great but subtle eyeliner trimmed with a little bit of magenta-pink.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Temporary SN change, perhaps for autumn, we shall see.

An image of the Silk Knight from the tabletop roleplaying game Mythinc Bastionland, an effete fellow in dark blue armor and orange and cream trim, weaving silk which issues from his mouth into a delicate halberd.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My dialect map, showing extreme red in Baltimore/Washington/Philly, a little red in western Texas and Los Angeles, and blue around the upper Midwest.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The elliptical machine at the gym makes the same mistake. I'm actually quite a bit older. The amusing thing is that actual jobs caring for baby animals require you to be young, able to carry 500 pounds or more and not sleep, and also for some reason a dual degree in political science and HR.

Image and caption by The Onion. The image shows a male-presenting young professional with close cut hair and advanced hair loss. The caption reads, "Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals.'

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Hahaha, no fucking way, did Capitalism write this article??

An image of something that seems to be a cover for the magazine Psyche, showing a old white man in a red velvet armchair holding a hand to his chin and looking upward and smiling as if remembering something good. The word "idea" in all caps appears inside of a red square in the top right, and the title of the article in question appears in a large red rectangle at the bottom. The title: "Why we should learn to embrace the middlebrow," by Aaron Meslin and Jonathan Weinberg.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."

An image taken from an old Dungeons and Dragons book, picturing an umber hulk as the main figurative subject, looking slightly too humanoid and expressive of his frustration for the new generation to understand, ostensibly being held at bay by two Drow warriors wielding scimitars and wearing the new Givanci Spider-Man style of floofy goth bathing suit complete with black thigh high boots, or some such atrocity.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

He's just a little dweeb. I didn't go too hard on the details. And as you can see, I've got ten more I need to do after him.

Eleven primed Neophyte Hybrids models; however, the one in front, wielding a shotgun and cult knife, is fully painted and unbased but in a simplistic style.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

(Jewish atheist voice)

A still from the Simpsons where the jaded and very Texas-tycoon-coded race dog owner laughs at Marge's innocent comment (not included in this still), then, as if partially acknowledging the plain truth in Marge's words and intentions, stops and says, "Lady, you're all right!"

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

(Sicko voice) Yes! YES!

Onion headline, "Attempt To Recreate Incredibly Night Out From Youth Works Perfectly." Image above shows several middle aged men around a low table, eating, drinking, conversing, and laughing.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

James Cole played by Bruce Willis and Dr. Katherine Railey played by Madeleine Stowe, both in disguise, in one of the the final scenes of the feature film Twelve Monkeys.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Has anyone done this yet?

An instance of the "Two Button/Sweating Guy" meme, where one button says "Just hit Like," the other button says "Just fucking hit Like, FFS," and the caption under the sweating guy says, "You."

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

There were times in my life when I would've said Roland Park, and there were other times in my life when I would've said Canton, but is the real answer more self-implicating than I thought?

Headline from The Onion: "Asshole Moves To Part Of City Where All The Assholes Live."

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Pope Leo, his eyes closed, surrounded by Vatican people, appears to be singing a sultry song into the microphone.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

But you don't really care for music, do ya

The pope, eyes closed, singing sweetly into the microphone.

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Gender-Affirming Dad @godeatersdad.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Since you went away, the nights grow long Soon I'll hear old winter song But I'll miss you most of all, my darling When autumn leaves start to fall (Begins scatting...)