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@goddamnbats.bsky.social
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Princess Carolyn: You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of. BoJack Horseman: I can want that and also want professionalism. A sex mommy that also keeps her boundaries, is that too much to ask?
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Then He Exploded
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For oldschool stuff, Day of the Triffids is pretty heavy - blind people starving or getting killed by carnivorous mobile plants... And more recent - 30 days of Night the novelisation was full on...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So detailed and beautiful, I can't get over those water droplets on the paws, omg...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I could see Sammy and Tabitha making good ferrets... and tech, maybe mermaid? She could upgrade to a hypnotic voice instead!
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'd be lion if I said he wasn't handsome
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It was missing a chimney for a while...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oooooooh, Ow... maybe he'll take a lovely seaside trip to Brighton on the way
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Besides, 7 is a more lucky number
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Aaaand, what happens if the power goes out?
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I always wondered, do you need ur own dick to make it work, or do you grow a new one or what? So much ambiguity
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Quick, give this person a movie deal!"
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
She still has the IQ of 6,000 PE teachers
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Saw the new Jackass recently, that was...pretty bad. Reused clips. As a kid I found Edward Scissorhands terrible.
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OMG, do you fill it via the butt?
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's always left, sorry gamer nerd...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
And Yerf was there, and FA was new and exciting...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Lies, the fern is a liar!!
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Or front the rooms, then they wouldn't be so back.
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That goes real, real good!
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sounds like you've become quite the anti-spiderite
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Very, very solid otter draw for the Day!
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Iconic voice actor.... I remember him playing Oxnard Montalvo from Angry Beavers, very sad...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I shall spottest thou a sufficency of dubloons
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"Are you a faun, you dork?"
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yeah, I mean it seems REALLY nice and all from the outside anyway, what with ICE and 4 hour wait times at airports, but it's a pass for me. PSA not needed...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A special combination of botany and extreme violence
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Eatthepudding-eatthepudding-eatthepudding
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
He is the king of jumpscares in this, leaping out from the shadows
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It'll go smoooooth, and you'll be in your new forever home 🫂
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sounds legit to me! Here, have my social security numbers to unlock the article
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Oh sno, a Snom!
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"Unless you're a tin can.." (I know that's just a myth, but goats)
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
That's a legitimate sentence where I come from...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The frogs in our area squeal with a high pitched scream when disturbed/picked up - if spiders did that...
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Once I had a hand sized one in my house and it made the container I shoo'ed it into heavy. Imagine if they like...clicked or something, yaaarg
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I don't sleep, I refine bauxite at home.
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
'Heyyy You Guyyyys!!' - Book of Sloth
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Good luck, really hoping you hear positive news! 🫂
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
'LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I mean yeah, it wore out after Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Beautiful pic! Plump possum paws
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"I read a bit of one of them once. God I couldn't finish it. The language. Unbelievable. Feck this and feck that."
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"Oh, no thanks Mrs Doyle, I'm allergic to AI...if I read it, there's an 80% chance I could die" "Will I make ye one anyway?"
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hmm, hashtag: ripped or hashtag: swole?
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Well, we never really know.... or... DO WE!? *Gasp*
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I saw that at like 12, such a trashy but good movie
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ooo, options-options!
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's soo good to see them again 💕
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goddamnbats.bsky.social @goddamnbats.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I..am...SHOCKED...(Quick, need examples)
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