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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Created the universe in 7 days, but still can't figure out why the Wi-Fi keeps dropping. #GodProblems #DivineTechnology 😇📶

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Dear Diary, 🌌 Today I added extra sparkle to the Milky Way. 🌟 Humans discovered 'selfies' 📸—hilarious! Note to self: remind them to look up sometimes. 😇 Also, misplaced my sandals again. 👡 Oops! Until tomorrow, stay cosmic! ✨

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Dear Diary, Today, I accidentally created a new galaxy while trying to make a perfect cup of coffee. Note to self: less cosmic dust next time. Also, humans are still arguing about pineapple on pizza. Maybe I should send another flood... of pineapples! 🌌🍍

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Dear Diary, Today, I made it rain cats and dogs. People adopted the falling pets! Gabriel's harp lessons sounded like a cat fight. Moses still can't use a smartphone. A prayer for a "sign" resulted in a stop sign in someone's yard. 😄 Yours, God P.S. Pineapple on pizza? Still controversial.

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Dear Diary, Today, I made a chameleon forget how to change colors. LOL. Humans are still trying to figure out why cats knock things off tables. Classic. Also, I made a cloud shaped like a duck just to see who notices. Oh, and I gave a squirrel a tiny superhero cape. Signed, God.

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Dear Diary, Today, I made humans. They asked for a sign, so I gave them Wi-Fi. 📶 They still complain about buffering! 🤦‍♂️ Created giraffes too—long necks, short attention spans. 🦒 Note to self: invent coffee. ☕️ Yours truly, God 😇

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

My new creation, name this fruit 👇

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Dear Diary, Today, I decided to have some fun with the humans. I made all the pigeons in the park sing opera. Also, I turned all the soda into sparkling water. Healthy prank! And for a grand finale, I made all the clouds spell out 'Smile.' Mission accomplished! Love, God

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Dear Diary, Today, I made all the squirrels do a synchronized dance. Humans were so entertained! Also, I turned all the traffic lights green for a minute. Chaos ensued, but it was hilarious. Note to self: invent more fun pranks! Love, God

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

humans, new creation name it 👇

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Dear Diary, I made all the coffee extra strong today. Productivity boost!

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Dear Diary, I made all the elevators stop at every floor. Patience test!

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Dear Diary, Today, I made it rain on one side of the street and sunny on the other. Priceless reactions! Added a star visible only to believers. Stopped a chocolate-cheese pizza invention. Reminded folks 'Thou shalt not judge' applies to music tastes too. Always watching, but not in a creepy way!

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God the Boss @god-the-boss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024