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Andrea Gockenhammer

@gock.city
1.1K followers 387 following 2.4K posts

Nut Free Since 2023 - Probably older than you. 🔞 Will Touch The Floof. Meowdisonian. No longer on Twitter - formerly @TouchTheFloof Now hosted on Northsky <3 My employer doesn't give a fuck what I say. More links: andrea.botenredwolf.net

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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 06/10/2026
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 06/10/2026
I hope not lol
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 04/10/2026
I can, I've had this guy around for years.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 03/10/2026
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 02/10/2026
Someone around here owned a couple car washes, this was his plate.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 23/09/2026
another Luna lol
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 21/09/2026
His success rate on listening to other cats' threats (note his ear) is pretty low, however, and so is his success rate on being on multiple diets. 😂
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 21/09/2026
I think this MF should be brought back into view for this.
Three panel photo with the first being the common photo of olympic shooter Yusuf Dikeç on the floor in the 2024 olympics. The next two, to the right, show him and his cat sharing affectionate moments as the light orange furball sits on his shoulder.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 30/08/2026
Absolutely
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo you took of the sky.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 23/08/2026
Quote skeet this with a game released the year you were born.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 14/08/2026
Black fluffy cat with his tail curled in a circle, laying on a carpeted floor next to a faux-stainless cat fountain.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 07/08/2026
I'm Andrea. I turn 39 in a month-(ish). I started estrogen at 34. There is still time.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 05/08/2026
It has a little bit of a learning curve, but once you find your niche it can get into "I can't stop, help" territory 😂 It's also nice in terms of being an MMO cuz you can play public, group, or solo, and all are still tied together on the back end. I like exploring. Nothing around but discoveries.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 05/08/2026
lol no, but it's a well-earned nickname that just stuck, and gets used in various places, like my fleet carrier in Elite Dangerous. 😂
Screenshot from the game Elite Dangerous of a commander's office in a fleet carrier, kinda like what you'd see in most sci-fi shows/movies with a white and deep red color theme going on, sliding doors, and metal furniture. A couple fake plants and other home-y touches are around. On the back wall are two screens that reference "Gockenhammer", the ship's name.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 02/08/2026
I've got three, with a combined total of just shy of 50lbs. In order of size/weight. They make the rules around here. 😂
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 20/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Jared and Michaela from Manifest. Jared's in his NYPD uniform and Michaela is wearing a puffy winter coat. Urban setting and an NYPD squad are behind them.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 19/07/2026
I got six hours until I'm going to bed and 12 hours until I'm waking up. Time zones aren't real 😂😂
screenshot of two skeets: first one from rhymeswithk.bsky.social saying "good night" from 3 min ago and the second from sloanelysbeth.bsky.social saying "morning all. ✌️" from 6 min ago.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 16/07/2026
Art from the game Neva, showing a dark skinned woman with big gray hair, wearing deep green poofy pants, a huge red cape, and holding a sword. She's got a small white wolf cub next to her, and a similar white but giant wolf with antler-style things that look like bare trees standing behind her. Surrounded by prairie land with pink flowers and a forest behind and to the sides. There's a text caption above saying "My therapist legit said "okay so get yourself another partner" when I mentioned feeling certain types of needy." on top and "Who's wanting to apply for that position? 😂" on the bottom.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 15/07/2026
Had a TA callback so of course this comes out again lol
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 13/07/2026
Anyone need their box pounded like this? 👀
A small cardboard box with a FRAGILE sticker on it, which has been smashed and partially collapsed due to mishandling.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 11/07/2026
<333 Have an ironically damaged box I got the other day? You're over here being a wicked badass.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 22/06/2026
Wet ass pussy. Or at least his nose is. (Sorry, deleted old one and made this one, forgot to alt text it)
To the left, picture of a fat long haired tabby cat thats quite dark, the cat is looking at the camera.Same cat as first picture, but an infrared photo so hes quite yellow because of the heat except for his nose which is blue to purple because its cold from being very wet.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 20/06/2026
Luna is also really good at fabulous paw work. XD
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 15/06/2026
I feel like Tidal is calling me out like this 😂 with @veryveryvinny.bsky.social having taken my "most listened" spot. Good listening tho, recommend.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 04/06/2026
WHY CAN I SEE THROUGH THEIR HEAD?! 😂 but also, my cats ensure I'm also properly packed (day before two weeks on the road)
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 02/06/2026
quote-skeet your flags o7 <333
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 28/04/2026
Can confirm. lol you can pet him if you'd like. XD
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 07/02/2026
Luna doesn't take Caturdays off lol She's always got important cat things to do.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 07/01/2026
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 07/01/2026
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 03/01/2026
Right? I'm watching the KC135 right now lol
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 01/01/2026
You forget to uhhh
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 01/01/2026
I mean, I have a 1:3 ratio of who I follow vs my followers. Takes a bit to even earn a follow from me, let alone have my damn private phone number. XD
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 01/01/2026
yup
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 31/12/2025
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 27/12/2025
Time again for the obligatory Andrea Beans Meme™️
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 27/12/2025
Penna goes hard.
Photo of the back of a dirty blue-gray Chevy Silverado pickup truck with the Pennsylvania license plate "TEAM NIP".
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 27/12/2025
So I was gonna buy a @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social digital/printable book thing and my bank thought it might have been fraudulent, so they sent me this and I'm dying at the transaction description. 😂
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 27/12/2025
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 27/12/2025
I'm working on it. lol (for anyone who misses it: 1 TB = 1024 GB)
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 23/12/2025
M O I S T
Photo through a raindrop covered windshield, with a car dealership and EV charger making up the background. The focus is such that the raindrops are in focus, but the dealership and charger are out of focus. The blue light from the charger gives a cooler tone to much of the shot.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 21/12/2025
I do miss the days of not waiting in line lol Small towns are so bad on holidays
Long line of cars chaotically lined up waiting for a charging station at a Walmart.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 17/12/2025
Okay this is bitchin'. Now to get parallel ZIP drive support so I can try to chainload or mount more shit.
Picture of a Dell Latitude LM laptop (released in the mid 1990's), complete with "Intel Inside Pentium" and "Designed for Windows 95" stickers, with a screen showing a text screen with "FLOPPINUX" and some other details indicating a release date of Oct 2025, running the current version of BusyBox (1.37.0) and the "ash" shell.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 16/12/2025
I don't know why I didn't make this one before 😂😂
A parody of the Milwaukee Tool logo with its notable lightning bolt, with the text above reading Girl Dick.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 16/12/2025
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 15/12/2025
Who's up? (plz be nice I made this lol)
Logo-style image that says "Backshots" above a lightning bold, made to mimic the Milwaukee Tool logo.
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 15/12/2025
lol bro ain't ever
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 14/12/2025
In today's episode of "incredibly helpful Windows error messages":
Screenshot from Windows command prompt/terminal window displaying the following text:

C:\Windows\System32>wsl.exe --update
Downloading: Windows Subsystem for Linux 2.6.2
Installing: Windows Subsystem for Linux 2.6.2
Catastrophic failure
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Andrea Gockenhammer @gock.city · 13/12/2025
"I can't believe it's not butter" tub but it says "I can't believe it's not yet another woman" instead.
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