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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him]

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RPG designer, illustrator, shirt-not-wearer. 🏳‍🌈 Trans Rights, Black Lives Matter, Fuck Off Nazis, Fuck your A\I. Tip Jar: ko-fi.com/dilarus Itch io: goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io

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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 04/10/2026
Careful collecting digital-only retro games. Nintendo has already shown they’re willing to turn off the servers and cut your access to games you paid for. As for me I play both, have a collection of physical retro games, and also emulate retro games if I want them on the go.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 02/10/2026
I mean, way to mock the swedish language, I guess.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Had you gotten confirmation they read those things? I have yet to have a player who reads a page let alone the core rules doc before play. But yes that is on them tbh
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Well, did you tell them that before they left town? A donkey, cart, water barrel solves it for a while and like 10GP. If they only knew about it when miles from town then I get it
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 28/09/2026
This is looking to be a killer adventure
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 23/09/2026
The voice layering thing on like 100% of his tracks irks me
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Might wanna see to that because it 100% made me close the tab
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Ah, then the phrase “exclusive“ is somewhat misleading in that reward tier
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Am I reading this right, they’re hiding an *adventure* behind the “buy both the regular and deluxe copies of the game pledge” paywall?
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 19/09/2026
Frodo and Sam, print and play token versions by yours truly. (for Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game)
Two illustrations drawn inside round token borders, for use as print and play wargaming pieces. The top is an illustrstion of a worried-looking frodo baggins with Sting, the other is Samwise Gamgee clutching a cast iron skillet.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 19/09/2026
This art rocks! Love lil halfling adventurer!
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 19/09/2026
Introduced three new players, they loved it (I came last, but I was advising them on how best to beat me lol). It’s such a lovely game, the others kept laughing at the art on the crew cards and marvelling at the meeples and metal coins. Great fun!
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 19/09/2026
Oh cool! About to bring Ahoy to my FLGS tonight :)
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 19/09/2026
You had me until the worrisome trope of energy drinks as a reward when it comes to literal children. You gotta be 16 to buy them here in the UK since they’re so rife with health problems for developing kids. Its starting to feel like looking back on ads for a “nice, relaxing cigarette”
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 03/09/2026
*Kisses u on the forehead and gives u a fucked up lil guy*
A weird little lumpy, flat-headed wizardy guy with a phallic-looking flaming staff and curly boots. Text reads “Dralton Throbnasty”
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 03/09/2026
*Kisses u on the forehead and gives u a fucked up lil guy*
A weird little lumpy, flat-headed wizardy guy with a phallic-looking flaming staff and curly boots. Text reads “Dralton Throbnasty”
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 03/09/2026
Sorry for weird alt text but Bsky repeatedly eats my posts when I use the regular feature :/
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 03/09/2026
Enjoying some Five Leagues from the Borderlands recently, an excellent solo/coop wargame that’s not too complex/thinky! Alt: atmospheric pictures of a tabletop strewn with runic stones and trees giving the impression of a mystical forest clearing at night. Tokens represent characters and monsters
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 19/08/2026
50% chance on bsky that when I upload photos with alt text the page crashes/refreshes, eating the post and making me start over. This happen to anyone else?
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 14/08/2026
A damn fine thing to be
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 11/08/2026
Please note that at my table we honour the geneva convention and properly label our minefields.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 11/08/2026
Making little signens to beware the minens. These are for bolt action, I really wish I had any other use for them cause I think they’re neat!
Tiny square signs made from cut up popsicle sticks and MDF offcuts. Theyre about an inch and a half tall and currently blank and unpaintedThe signs are now painted black and dark brown with some chocolate brown highlights. Theyre still blank otherwiseThe signs are now complete, with tiny yellow paper warning signs depicting a skull and crossbones with the warning ACHTUNG MINEN! (German for warning, mines!). The bases are painted like mud with grassy tufts glued to them.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 02/08/2026
I have a photo someone took of a haircut I had that was decent. When stylists ask I show them the photo and say “this”. Saved me lots of time over the years
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 01/08/2026
Enjoying playing print and play bolt action, I got some MDF scenery but still using the p&p units! (Alt text not working so: a gaming table with neoprene mat depicting green countryside. A wargame is in progress featuring token soldiers and flat cardboard vehicles with MDF building standees)
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 29/07/2026
Oh nice! It’s a small world indeed :) thank you so much for playing my adventures, it really put a smile on my face to have you post about your experience. Btw the crab wizard being zoidberg fits really well, when I run the spacemen he’s based on Zapp Brannigan :D
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 27/07/2026
That’s so awesome! I’m glad the adventure went down well, I hope you and your party had an absolute blast, is Beebo still at large?
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Peter B 🍉🐉🌈 @pab.wgp.org · 27/07/2026
The adventure was #Goblin with a Raygun by @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io, from Knock #5 by @themerrymushmen.bsky.social, also at goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io/goblin-with-... We had a great time with it, and the players found Beebo adorable despite her persistent attempts to disintegrate them.
Illustration of a goblin with earrings and a manic grin, hair in a ponytail/topknot rising vertically from her head, a couple of flies buzzing around her. She holds a raygun in one hand and beckons with the other. She wears a belt with a glowing blue buckle, matching the blue of the spherical forcefield surrounding her.

Below, in large title text: "Goblin with a Ray Gun". The first word is styled in a more fantasy-themed font than the rest of the sentence.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 25/07/2026
Check out captain toilet over here
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 10/07/2026
Here’s how some of the soldiers came out. As a minis skeptic I don’t enjoy painting tiny soldiers, storing em is a pain, but the games they belong to can be great fun. All of my Bolt Action stuff would fit in a shoe box and I can add any units I want for the cost of off-brand printer ink
A sheet of bolt action soldiers including fixed weapon soldiers, medics, a mortar and an MG42, along with pin and panzerfaust tokensA spread of dozens of printed token soldiers and printed cardboard tanks. Green background with the Allied Star for the US, grey with an iron cross background for the german army on the right. A squad of infantry and a machine gun team shelter behind a neoprene wooden fence on a green felt tabletop. A Bolt Action order die is next to each unit, the infantry NCO is marked with a star token
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 09/07/2026
I’ve gotten into print and play-ing my own wargames recently and I took it upon myself to make Bolt Action entirely print and play. I’ve got a US and German army including vehicles, plus tokens and scenery. Just had to buy the rulebook This idea for tanks is what inspired the whole thing
A top down illustration of a tank and turrets printed out and stuck to cardboardA closeup of the turret illustration, it’s black and white and drawn with a charcoal pencil style digital brushThe cardboard components being cut out after the glue dries. A cardboard turret has been placed onto the tank body for a swivel-able turret purely for the toyetic aspect. Bolt Action doesn’t require rotating turrets as they’re an assumed feature of tanks in the game.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 09/07/2026
Another feature I want to block immediately. Meanwhile, custom playlists are for premium members when it used to be free.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 25/06/2026
More token heroes for rpgs/wargames! I love drawing these lil guys
A number of round tokens for use with rpgs. Each is a bust portrait of a fantasy archetype holding a weapon, with a colourful background
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 24/06/2026
Matt click made one a while back, Hyperspace D6 (he shared this publically, just reposting) drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mo...
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HD6 - Google Drive
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 22/06/2026
Made a bunch of 10mm tokens for Five Leagues from the Borderlands and #gaslands if anyone’s interested. print on a4 actual size and use a 10mm hole punch. I use 10mm MDF discs to stick em to.
A bunch of status markers and reminder tokens for a fantasy rpg. There are hundreds of tokens of a dozen or so types, all drawn in procreate and copied multiple timesAdditional tokens, one of them is larger (1 inch wide) depicting some question marks for a hidden enemy tokenHazard, Ammo, and Audience Vote tokens for Gaslands. There’s also a 1 inch pole position token
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 22/06/2026
Good artists are bad artists who didn’t stop.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 19/06/2026
Did you try the free no-art version they made? Mork Borg Barebones edition
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 16/06/2026
Got a quote from the creator of #Gaslands for my print and play store page :D goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io/gaslands-pri...
A colourful illustration depicting a billboard reading “Gaslands print and play” on the right. On the left is a sign reading “Damn, these are rad! - Mike Hutchinson (Gaslands)”
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 14/06/2026
An important point to reach, too. Since I started just going “screw it” and deleting the reasoned argument I’d spend five minutes composing, I’ve just had a less stressful internet experience and can get on with my day.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 14/06/2026
MAJOR FREE UPDATE! My Gaslands Print and Play bundle grows! With two new pages of scenery and tokens, a brand new game mode - GASLEAGUE! - and a MASSIVE 13 pages of STANDEES to bring your games of Gaslands into the third dimension! Grab it all free here: goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io/gaslands-pri...
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Gaslands Print and Play - MAJOR UPDATE! by Goblins Don't Wear Shirts
Printable scenery, hazards, tokens, and vehicles for Gaslands
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 12/06/2026
Activation reminder tokens for #gaslands. Printed on card and stuck to MDF discs (double sided, active and spent on each). The files will be in an upcoming update to my free Gaslands print and play set which is out now: goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io/gaslands-pri...
Round tokens made from 1 inch diameter MDF discs. The ones on the left read “Ready” in a graffiti style, the ones on the right read “spent”A closeup of a “spent” token. It has spraycan-looking black text on a pink background with white frowny face behind the text
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 12/06/2026
I didn’t need to be convinced, I just had to… read old D&D books… it’s just there in black and white. Your podcast has been amazingly informative too, and I love the insights you have, and perspectives you bring.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 12/06/2026
As a quick rundown on hitting the ball, you can select any template available in your gear, plus a bonus template dictated by your gear (short, medium, or long), place them end to end and move the ball to the end of the second template (See alt text on images below)
A miniature motorcycle is driving down an acrylic template towards the ball.

The bike can choose a long straight in any gear, so collides with the ball. This hit temporarily interrupts movement but doesnt cause any hazards or damageThe bike chooses a long template (bonus template from its gear), plus a gentle turn and places them end to end on the facing that hit the ballThe ball is moved to the end of the second template. The bike may now continue moving to its final position as normal
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 12/06/2026
You’ll need an additional set of regular, free templates for gaslands (available on the gaslands website), and a token or coin to act as the ball, otherwise standard Gaslands rules apply. Weapons, mines, toxic pools and razor wire included.
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 12/06/2026
GASLEAGUE is here! Slam that accelerator and kick off the #Gaslands world cup with a new custom scenario for Gaslands Refuelled by yours truly. Grab the free rules here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
A painted hot wheels car slides into a miniature football tokenA table covered in cardboard standee terrain to look like a post apocalyptic football pitchA football token sits in the middle of a papercraft crater, surrounded by standees of billboards
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 10/06/2026
Or not, looks like most people don’t see a rate button on the store page and I can’t figure out why. Shame!
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 09/06/2026
My #Gaslands Print and Play bundle continues to grow! Let me give you a hint:
Some tent-fold cardboard standees of gaslands print and play terrain. In this case, ramps!
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 09/06/2026
Since some people have asked: If you’re logged in, you can rate on the store page!
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 08/06/2026
I worked really hard on this cause I want more people to try this wonderful game, so I set about removing a barrier to entry: costly and bulky terrain pieces. If you download, I'd really appreciate if you could take a moment to give it a rating, it really helps with the algorithms etc. Have fun!
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 08/06/2026
BAM! Gaslands print & play now live on itch, FREE! Includes all you need to get a game of #Gaslands off the starting line with nothing more than your home printer & the Gaslands rulebook. There's even a shiny, chrome custom scenario! Grab it here: goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io/gaslands-pri...
An illustration of a billboard in a desert reads "gaslands print and play"Some illustrations of cars and obstacles for Gaslands the vehicular mayhem war game. each item is surrounded by dashed lines for cutting
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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him] @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io · 08/06/2026
The dirt bikes are on muddy-looking bases as they don’t have the plastic block beneath them so the only point of contact is the wheels. The mud acts as additional glue to hold them still lol
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