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Goblin Gubbins

@goblingubbins.bsky.social
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Collector of tat and gubbins. Professional moron. World class knob for hire.

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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 1h
Holy shit a Bonnie Blue action figure! 😱
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 2h
Yup..... read that as ANALPALOOZA..... I am a broken man......
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 6h
I dont Beleaf it! 😱
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good lord! Who shows up to do the viewing? Gary Glitter?
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Aceventura
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh she knows. She's just gonna make you sit and squirm over it!
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Passed through the bar about as well as old Del boy!
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Two Men in a Pub: Play It Cool
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A man who really knows how to toss his ring!
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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The Shining: Blood Elevator
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Mum can we buy the photo on a keyring!? Pleeeeease!?" "Ummmm....... not today.... maybe another time."
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The phlebotomist sitting there like.....
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Nicolas Cage as Dracula in Renfield
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naugtynonnie.bsky.social @naugtynonnie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's like modern day hunting! Except now, instead of running to catch a pheasant, or using buckshot, we run the stupid little ponce gobblers down. Pre-tenderised, half plucked, and no spitting lead onto the plate! They're gods gift to lazy hunters! 🤣
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ian "Gaga" Anderson's hot new album! 🤣
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What is this thing you call "Sanity"?
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great..... yeah.... just what i fucking wanted.... the squits.... yummy! #advertising #signs #ads #vintage #yummy
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My9Films. A very eclectic assortment 🤣
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
YEEWWWWW!
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Soulja Boy Dancing
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"It smells like Annus Horribilis"
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank fuck! I've had Cheapshow blue balls for far too long!
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Wildfireuv Foam Eruption Experiment
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SPREAD YA CHEEKS!.... shit no... sorry.... SPREAD THE WORD! @cheapshow.bsky.social RETURNS TOMORROW! 🥳🥳 (Thank fuck for that i was getting withdrawal, what with the shaking, shitting and sweating and...... never mind) GO LISTEN TOMORROW! #Podcast #podcasts #audio #indiepodcast
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MURDER! MURDER! This week on @leaguexboardgames.bsky.social some cosy Cabot Cove capers with Murder She Wrote the board game! I know who did it..... Jessica Fletcher! She was the true villain dammit!...... Anyway.... head over to #YouTube on Sunday and watch them solve the case! #boardgames
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No one fucks around in Cabot Cove!
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Jessica Fletcher: I Killed Them All Meme
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#DonaldTrump would go up quicker than a hydrogen bomb! #liar #America #US
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wondered what Jedward were doing these days!
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He dropped his phone in heaven and received the sausage of christ. Both of them had a second coming.
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Andrew is a fucking nonce"
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
QTP with a gif of the game you're currently playing 🎮
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Borderlands 2 Scavenger
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
100%! #BookSky
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bastards! I almost shit down my legs! 😭
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eclectic but these are the albums I grew up with and adore!
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Arse clenches*...... Who indeed! The bastard.d.d.d.d.d.d.ds 📳
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🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Glasgow1975🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 @glasgow1975.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#bannedbooksweek
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How shit are you at Tekken!? 🤣
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Jesus Christ Kid
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it that type of cheese flavouring that makes it taste more like a bag of balls?
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm on Instagram as @goblinstcg. Install the app to follow my photos and videos. www.instagram.com/invites/cont... #tradingcards #sportscards #tcg #collector #mtg #nhl #pokemon
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks like Elvis has shat his pants.
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is 12 enough? #trains #railways #London #transport #publictransport
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm creating a new route. #transportforlondon #tfl #rail
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New #London train station names. #railway #trains #transport
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎵Highway to the danger nap!🎵
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poop poooooop! All aboard! 😍
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CCscott @ccscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Add 2 more and you'll have the Spice Ghouls 🤣
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thats the stuff! Pure pin badge filth!
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Tom Hanks Alone Tom Hanks Cast Away
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Family member: "Can you get through this holiday?" You: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Steven Seagal Neck Twist
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Steven Seagal's Air Karate: Bad Movies Rule
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Goblin Gubbins @goblingubbins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to meet them!
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