Sign in

G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍

@goblinenterprises.bsky.social
875 followers 936 following 11K posts

Goblin dice maker stuffed full of coats, and cultist to the King in Yellow. 45yo bi/pan polyam cis-male, He/Him 🔞

PostsRepliesMedia
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You dumbfuckasauruses don’t realize that the *ENTIRE* point of DOGE was never “efficiency”, nor was there any “missed opportunity.” It was always an unelected billionaire asshole’s plan to purge all federal departments of employees who would get in the way of a fascist authoritarian takeover.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Because he’s a wealthy piece of shit populist.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No. Fucking. Shit.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And all you want to do is “rein them in”, when they’re a fascist brownshirt organization that shouldn’t fucking exist in the first place.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What about a comic of how the met and became absolute horndogs for each other…?
120
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A screenshot from Fallout 4 showing the ruined town of Concord with green text over it that says “[Everyone disliked that.]”
120
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck you, you monopoly enabling jackass! bsky.app/profile/pros...
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe if -Inflation wasn’t sky fucking high just to inflate rich asshole’s profit margins -Jobs paid living wages -Datacenters weren’t subsidized off the community’s higher bills -And men weren’t dangerous rapists… More people might want kids.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dr. Annie Andrews just attacked the LGBTQIA+ in her ad because glorious leader threw a transphobic slur at her on his dumpster social media company, and still you belligerent jackasses pretend like your backstabbing won’t go unnoticed.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love this for him.
150
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember when this was your stance before you threw the LGBTQIA+ under the bus of having civil rights burned away? Fuck. You
Dr. Annie Andrews O @AnnieAndrewsMD
This is shameful legislation that does nothing to protect or support women or children in SC. In fact, it is actively harmful.
I will always support trans youth. =
C...
090
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope it ruins them and bankrupts Third Way. Fuck those traitorous turncoat “progressives” in name only.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Those scum-sucking jackasses at Third Way are to blame for Dems backstabbing the LGBTQIA+ to begin with. Fuck. Them.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re the wealthiest county in the world with one of the worst wealth disparities in the world. The reason why kids go hungry and medical bills bankrupt people is because the wealthy oppress the rest of the populace and pay shmucks like you to keep it legal.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’re a transphobic anti-LGBTQIA+ piece of shit.
091
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They were also little more than a 3-day speedbump, then the Persians went on to conquer over half of Greece and weren’t routed until the Greeks successfully won 4 actually decisive battles.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
QTP with an anime you'd give a perfect 10/10
static.klipy.com
Percedal Hungry
Alt: A scene from Wakfu in which Yugo is sitting at a table looking over at Perceval in disbelief, as Perceval stuffs his face with food. On Yugo’s hat is a little puffball bird waving its wings.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably because the billionaire CEOs who own and run private schools want to be paid taxdollar money and grift the not-wealthy populace out of a guaranteed education.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are you trying to downplay what is obviously a snakeoil grift to allow for the sale of unsafe and untested products?
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It means fascist propaganda. Ellison already told you his playbook.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You mean like Backrooms, or Project Hail Mary? Becacause those have been the only movies that have come out this year that I saw pack a theater above 10% capacity.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That blocking the merger “could harm Hollywood jobs”. www.wsj.com/business/med...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank Gavin Newsom for pressuring the AGs to drop the lawsuit.
130
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, the world would be a much better place without any of them in it.
110
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or else what‽ This is what happens when a lifetime grifter and criminal born from wealth is never held accountable for his actions. They don’t stop committing crime, because the law doesn’t apply to them. As evidenced by Jan 6th when he instigated an attempted coup.
021
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
By laying off everyone, shuttering the studios they see as “problematic” to their vision, and turning this monopoly into a propaganda factory on par with Nazi Germany circa 1940’s, you ignorant fucks.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meanwhile a massive media merger has been allowed yo go through due to Democrat capitulation, and the expectation is massive layoffs and a conservative propaganda monopoly. Congrats on fucking us all over with the Paramount-WB merger.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol, there is zero social obligation to fantasy football.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/avcl...
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks a lot, you fucking capitulating asshole. bsky.app/profile/eliv...
100
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cat with beefy arms with it’s arms raised ready to pound table.Car with beefy arms pounding table.
070
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The problem are the “centrist” think tanks and democrat advisors. Third Way, Searchlight Institute, and Center for American Progress, are all at the root cause of convincing dem politicians to abandon the LGBTQIA+ in some vain hopes of wooing over the mythical more-centrist republican voters.
070
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Implementing the Heritage Foundation’s anti-LGBTQIA+ policies by going along with their divide and conquer campaign that is currently targeting trans people, is already ensuring a GOP victory.
0110
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck your anti-LGBTQIA+ Ohio branch to hell.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It always was. But the media didn’t want to admit it was fascism.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Fascist”. The word you’re belligerently avoiding, is “fascist”.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No shit. But it does so anyways because at no point has anyone stopped them or held them accountable for all the flagrantly illegal things they’re doinf.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re a 7 follower account who’s made less than 50 posts, who has no profile banner, and is too new to have a “joined date” label.Pretty sure you’re not indicative of anything other than the biased opinion of someone trying to hide behind a burner account.
041
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Steve Carell as General Mark R Naird: Who?
Alt: Steve Carell as General Mark R Naird: Who?
051
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you’re a fucking buffoon who only knows marketing speak.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He is in fact not liberal at all. He’s a Thatcherite anti-LGBTQIA+ conservative.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine wanting to just continue at failing to hold accountable a lawless criminal who keeps breaking the law.
020
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No it didn’t. It was a nothing more than a way to purge dissent and ensure that only those loyal to the billionaire oligarchy would remain, with shit-meme marketing name. You fucking buffoon.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only people who hated the internet when it first went mainstream were the sheltered prudes who bought into the news station panic about porn being on the internet.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is literally no “benefits of AI”. It benefits nobody. Not even the shithead billionaires who are pushing this catastrophe on us.
020
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s a fascist white supremacist. He realizes what he said.
000
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine pretending to be a professional news journalism organization, and broadly implying that the Republican party idealizes “color-blind meritocracy.” Fire your entire fucking upper management and owners.
010
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He also promised to pay people to vote the way he wants, which is flagrantly illegal and none of you pushover pieces of shit are willing to do anything about it. Hell none of you ever want to hold *ANY* wealthy jackass billionaire accountable for their crimes.
001
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LyingCat, standing on filing cabinets and looming over a space goblin, and hissing the word “Lying”.
040
G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍ @goblinenterprises.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, but the words don’t matter from a fresh burner account with a mere 6 followers, no profile banner, and lacking a “Joined -date-“ tag.
000