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dan.conners

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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This narcissist didn’t go to his son’s wedding because it would be all about him. And by doing so made it all about him.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Got it in three. It’s my niece’s last name.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
States conduct elections.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Should have got it in three but somehow I misspelled the word. Surprisingly my mistake is actually a word. Who knew.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Thanks Obama and Biden
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
They can deport each other
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
We did not properly punish Nixon. Or Trump 45.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Why don’t the speaker of the house and the leader of the Senate just go to the oval office and whisper in trump’s miracle ear “we have the evidence and votes to impeach and convict you. Don’t do anything without congressional approval or you’ll be gone”.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Imagine sitting in the stadium in this weather and 2 possessions in there’s a 5 minute tv timeout. When I had Eagles season tickets back in my drinking days it didn’t bother me. I quit drinking and gave up the tickets.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Garland is probably the most disappointing person in my lifetime. I thought he would be confirmed and trump would be arrested shortly thereafter. Next is RBG for not retiring.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The New York Times magazine has their annual issue covering the celebrities who died this past year. No Rob Reiner.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Of all the people in the Epstein Files I don’t know for sure who engaged with young girls but I have my suspicions. Let’s start with FOTUS and Prince Andrew.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The universal unwritten rule is your name cannot be attached to a building unless you’ve donated a lot of money….or you’re dead.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I just assume that under all that black ink is the word Trump. Lots of Trump.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
In Hidden Figures Katherine held the redacted paper up to the light….
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Bye, bye Melania
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Unless the other guy has something on you.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
One word: DISCOVERY
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
When all is said and done the republicans are going to have to answer to the people for their healthcare problems. The shutdown will be forgotten when healthcare costs double and triple.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
And the next reporters should ask the same question until you get an honest answer. Seems like a lot of reporters don’t listen to the answer because they’re too busy thinking about their next question. I don’t care if it takes an hour get them to answer the question.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Probably gold arrows on the ground
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I’m sure none of his constituents are on SNAP, right?
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
If I could change one thing about Congress I’d impose term limits. But it’ll never happen.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Do you think Michael Corleone had any remorse during the baptism?
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Right after the show Fallon calls trump and apologizes.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I’m going to assume that every redacted name is Trump.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
My friend said if a republican congressman or a member of their family got sick they would do something. I said like when a republican congressman got shot and they did NOTHING ABOUT GUNS!!!!
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
You’d have to think Stephen Miller is involved.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Trump flatters Putin the way republicans flatter him. Pretty obvious…and pathetic.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Mets have been in existence since 1962 so it’s curious that ESPN showed the head to head record of the two teams since September of 1966. So they could show the Mets being ahead? Ridiculous.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
They’ll dine like the President…McDonalds.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Disgraceful
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Is there anything more ridiculous looking than a man wearing a suit and sneakers?
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Many people are saying that whatever it is that Putin has on Trump…Musk knows what it is. Musk used this info and money to infiltrate the campaign and then invented DOGE to benefit himself. That’s what I’m hearing.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Does he see the same thing in trump? That should be the headline.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen ads after just thinking about something.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
It’s ok because Obama wore a tan suit and Biden traveled one state over on the weekends.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Watching Poker Face on Peacock. About to bail. Way too many commercials.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The thing that frustrates me the most about baseball is how weak the outfielders arms are. Guy just flied out to left field and the runner on second tagged up and the throw from Schwarber wasn’t even close. And don’t get me started on how nobody can bunt anymore.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
What’s with the guys on ESPN dressed up in suits in between periods of the hockey game holding sticks? It’s a pathetic look.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
How about a segment on whatever is happening on Frank’s head. Good Lord.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
When my wife is upset she screams and yells at me for a couple of minutes and I totally ignore her. It’s not a fight or even an argument if it’s completely one sided. She gets it out of her system and then we’re back to normal. I could see Clooney just sitting there and letting her rant and rave.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Trying to reach the people who need to hear how bad trump is…they wouldn’t believe you anyway. When they start suffering economically is when they might wake up. Might.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We fully admit that we’re bad people. We just don’t want anyone to be able to prove it.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
When trump nominates someone the first reaction should be NO!! His MO is to pick the person who will destroy whatever department they’re nominated for. Trump is destroying the country and republicans are helping him.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
If I’m Vance and I’m elected President…I ain’t handing it over to anybody.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
In 2028 I’ll be voting for Barack Obama.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Someone had to know what the good stuff was.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
FOTUS isn’t exactly picking the best and the brightest for his cabinet.
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dan.conners @gobirds11.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I refuse to watch any show that makes me scream at the tv…unless of course it’s a Philly sports team.
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