gob @handle.invalid · 10/08/2025inside of me there is one wolf and that wolf wants to drink 6L of beer in one night 010
gob @handle.invalid · 06/06/2025recently i started effortlessly hearing saliva noises in vocal takes for the first time... such an unbelievable blessing and horrifying curse wow 000
gob @handle.invalid · 24/05/2025today i made an eggless mochi ube pancake and it was not until the batter was on the griddle that i realized i’ve never made pancakes before… panic like no other. anyway that ugly ass horribly flipped pancake was delicious. 000
gob @handle.invalid · 22/04/2025i am eating cheese curds wrapped in prosciutto with chopsticks and no one can say fucking shit to me 000
gob @handle.invalid · 10/04/2025me: espresso really doesn’t affect me me, 8 shots of espresso later: holy shit 000
gob @handle.invalid · 15/03/2025actually bizarre how often i am talking to someone like “i joined too many bands, i am so deeply stretched thin right now” and the person will be like “yeah so i really need a bassist….” 000
gob @handle.invalid · 08/03/2025sometimes i get really stoned and it freaks me out how we stand so upright w just our lil feets to support us like wtf 010
gob @handle.invalid · 05/03/2025if u breathe your stinky ass breath in my face then i should be allowed to spit right back in yours 000
gob @handle.invalid · 22/02/2025terrifying that there are folks walking round w not a shred of intuition wtf 000
gob @handle.invalid · 20/02/2025people should try thinking about me only exactly as often as i think about them 000
gob @handle.invalid · 19/02/2025i like making people uncomfy w jokes that only i find funny which somehow happens to be why i am good at stage banter but also bad at groupchats 000
Reposted by gobeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Bass is the best instrument because you don't have to have any talent to be ok at it and if you keep playing it you can get pretty good at it while still having no talent 2923431147
gob @handle.invalid · 09/02/2025dont ask me about upright bass, that is beyond the scope of this course 020
gob @handle.invalid · 09/02/2025acoustic guitar is cool, electric guitar is not, electric bass is best but acoustic bass is worst 010
gob @handle.invalid · 03/02/2025i told my boss i have a new crushtomer and he said “christ, what is this one, a married serial killer?” absolutely got my ass 130
gob @handle.invalid · 24/01/2025actually i think i was put on this earth to chat shit and drink beer w friends 000
gob @handle.invalid · 23/01/2025ugh im actually gonna have to start following people i know on here now huh 000
gob @handle.invalid · 07/01/2025i heard a dude at the deli today ask someone if he’s seen season 2 of “squad game” 000
gob @handle.invalid · 30/12/2024generally dislike when a man acknowledges me at all, but when he calls me “big dawg” i feel seen af 🥰 000
gob @handle.invalid · 28/12/2024sick and deliriously walking around my house all day whispering “who the fuck i feel like i feel like joker” to myself 000
gob @handle.invalid · 25/12/2024the year is 2024 and i just saw “who gives a fuck about an oxford comma” as someone’s tinder bio 010
gob @handle.invalid · 22/12/2024once in a while i swear i can taste the bug juice in my mezcal negroni 010
gob @handle.invalid · 18/12/2024it is actually shocking how few of my friends understand how fucking stupid i am 000
