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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 13h

Marzipan felt I was moving too slowly preparing her breakfast this morning.

Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 20h

We run into a problem when someone tries to explain to me like I'm 5 but still withholds the candy. I'm really only here for the candy. The explanation is likely nonsense anyway.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I was gonna say they should take the Nobel away from that South African lady and give it to you but, well...

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Just going to put this Samus Aran logo right here next to this guy's sweatshirt with a logo for a local construction company.

The back of a grey sweatshirt with white text reading STORM BRO'S CONSTRUCTION & RESTORATION with an S stylized to look like a lightning bolt inside a circle.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Someone needs to reedit this with that music please and thank you.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I came here to ask the same question. C'mon, John! You know what we're here for and it's pictures of small mammals.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's good to occasionally be reminded JD Vance only seems smart because he's often juxtaposed with Donald Trump.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love me some super spicy food (Sichuan Provence in China has the best food on earth and I will fight about it) and yet I am aggressively unmasculine. So, y'know, there's that. (An aside, is "aggressively unmasculine" an oxymoron?)

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When Trump and Clemens activate their Wonder Twin powers it's the shape of a preening, self-important narcissist and the form of a topical Androstenedione gel - oh, wait.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Going to sleep fine tonight. Suck it, New York.

"This is how I sleep when I know the Yankees will not be winning the World Series for the 17th season in a row," with a picture of David Ortiz sleeping peacefully in Red Sox pajamas.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Also in Ohio, I moved from one county to another in May and checked the "please update my voter registration" box when I changed my address with USPS. (Or BMV? I forget.) Decided the other day I should double check that and, lo, my registration had not been updated! It's fixed now.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah, plenty of toilet time to ponder and post about life, the universe, and everything.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh Adam Schlesinger, I pine for you...😭

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A day late, but happy Caturday from Marzipan.

Marzipan, a silver tabby kitten, sits on a green chair with a painting of a sleeping silver tabby. They are not the same cat, but they look so similar you'd be forgiven for making the mistake.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't know if people would necessarily think so from looking at me, but I am actually quite vain.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I look like a chubby 8th grader when I shave. In fact, my girlfriend has never seen me without a beard and I'm a *little* nervous what will happen when she does.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I look like a chubby 8th grader without a beard. Also, shaving sucks and I don't want to do it. But mostly the first thing.

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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a meme - looks like a public service announcement about the safety features and hazards on a plane or train. “How to avoid sexual assault
A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE*
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DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS.
USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM.
If you might sexually assault someone, bring a friend to stop you.
IF SOMEONE IS DRUNK, HIGH, OR ASLEEP, DON'T RAPE THEM.
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CARRY A WHISTLE.
If you might sexually assault someone, blow it until someone stops you.
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WATCH WHAT YOU WEAR.
If someone's clothes are a problem for you, try wearing a blindfold.
WHEN YOU SEE
SOMEONE WALKING ALONE, LEAVE THEM ALONE.
DON'T FEEL
ENTITLED TO SEX.
Nobody owes you sex.
Flirting isn't consent.
IF YOU'RE ALONE WITH SOMEONE, DON'T SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.
THE ONLY PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT IS THE PERSON WHO COMMITS IT.”

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As a Patriots fan, I feel it is important to point out that Robert Kraft can fuck right off to the moon.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"When the truth matters," implying that there are times when the truth doesn't matter. Most of the time, I imagine, for this slimy, craven thief.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Surrounding yourself with smart people is one of those things smart people tend to do.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I know, I know, but they are actually surprisingly good!

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Use a GIF, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today 🩶

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Speaking of unsavory, now I'm going to have to root for the Rays. THE RAYS. Why is life so haaaaard??

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98 Degrees: The Hardest Thing

ALT: 98 Degrees: The Hardest Thing

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's almost as if actual facts are completely meaningless to him...

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

J/K, Ben Rice doesn't change the toilet paper, he just leaves the empty tube behind.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ben Rice puts the toilet paper roll on the holder upside down.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ben Rice doesn't return his shopping cart, he leaves it right in the middle of the parking lot.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ben Rice definitely doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ben Rice probably lets his dog shit in other people's yards and doesn't bother to clean it up.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ben Rice looks like the kind of guy who has a conversation on speaker phone on public transportation.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ben Rice has an unsavory aspect and makes love to a donkey in his dreams.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we could please strap Ben Rice to a rock and fire him into the sun I would be eternally grateful.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A bold prediction: I'm going to regret staying up this late to watch the Red Sox lose.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That is not the face of an editor to be trifled with. She clearly means business.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2026 is 5/6ths over and we're still waiting for that banquet.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe your cats were helping you out, picking the mushrooms off of your pizza and throwing them away for you. Because gross.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had heard OF the song before running into this shitty, shitty take from Marissa Moss, mostly because I saw the headline for the OTHER article she wrote about it earlier this week. I am 100% certain I've never actually heard the song itself and Marissa Moss can absolutely go fuck herself.

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, do you know what is definitely not the same? "I've never heard 'Choosin' Texas'" (which is what the headline says) and "I've never heard OF 'Choosin' Texas'" (which is literally the very first line of the article). Those are different things. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'

Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'

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Pickle S. MacGillycuddy @goawaybrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The first line of the article is "'Choosin Texas'? Never heard of it," which is NOT THE SAME THING as "never heard it." I've definitely heard OF the song. That said, I'm certain Ella Langley has never popped up in my Tidal stream and that's literally all I ever listen to, so no, I've never heard it.

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