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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF

@goatsarah.org
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 21h
Everyone in your household is on ADHD meds and so the corkscrew has gone rusty.
A rusty corkscrew
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 06/10/2026
Ok. Can send the asteroid now
A Reddit poll asking if you would date a transgender person. Most of the world is showing a very solid “no”
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 30/09/2026
There’s a bad review and then there’s this.
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 29/09/2026
A dozen terven hate followers will see this selfie I took for shits and giggles and immediately start flicking the bean to it. You can’t tell me they won’t. Lots of them are just like that.
Me holding a vacuum cleaner in a French maid dress.
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 28/09/2026
Well don’t. Talking to people On the phone. Yuck
A text message saying “Tentou ligar-lhe 1 vez” - it tried to call you one time.
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 26/09/2026
Long bridge is long (ponte Vasco da Gama, Lisboa, longest bridge in the EU at 17 km)
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 22/09/2026
Basics are: Prescreen questionnaire, ASRS v1.1 which is 18 questions. Here's mine. The first 6 questions you need 4 of 6 in the grey boxes to get "This is worth investigating". Accommodations don't count. Some of the wording is fucking stupid. People under report their symptoms.
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 22/09/2026
BiOlOgIcAL MaLe They say the stupidest shit
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 19/09/2026
Ethernet. You’re welcome.
A router screen showing massive WiFi spectrum congestion and the caption, “how am I meant to compete with this?”
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 14/09/2026
Oh god Is this salvation from the nightmare of iOS 26 or is it a trap?
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 14/09/2026
Of all the herbal supplements people suggest for ADHD, they never suggest the one that actually works.
Me, lying in an ephedra bush
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 14/09/2026
What a lovely view. Backdrop is quite nice too. (If you know, you know)
a picture of the sea with a bush in the foreground
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 14/09/2026
Oh honey, no. Well yes But also no.
“All the ingredients included in Thyramine are tested in the laboratory for quality and potency, in order to provide Thyramine the best properties and to obtain the best results.
The compounds are natural, meeting high standards of potency and purity, thus making Thyramine a powerful supplement that truly assist the users become and feel healthier.”
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 12/09/2026
Bit of a cold and had Covid and flu vaccines this week. It has not been fun. And now I have to fly. So I have in my system: Amphetamine Codeine Paracetamol Ibuprofen And it’s honestly slightly disturbing how normal I feel on that lot. Looked better tho.
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 12/09/2026
iRobot, the company behind Rooma, faces ruin after it can’t compete with cheap competitors. Sometimes brands used to try and save themselves by offering a premium product. This is what I get when I open their app now. It’s been doing it a while.
A spinny “please wait” thingy that tells me it’s loading my experience.
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