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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 22h
Dung Beetles and the Milky Way goatfury.substack.com/p/dung-beetl...
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Dung Beetles and the Milky Way
Did you know that dung beetles have an easy time getting around at night?
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What Price Bananas? goatfury.substack.com/p/what-price...
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What Price Bananas?
I was introduced to the poetry of Allen Ginsberg around the same time I was introduced to Snow Crash.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No rAgrets goatfury.substack.com/p/no-ragrets
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No rAgrets
You know the tattoo I’m talking about.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remy XO goatfury.substack.com/p/remy-xo
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Remy XO
When I was Young Andrew, New Year’s Eve was always special.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dad Jokes goatfury.substack.com/p/dad-jokes
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Dad Jokes
Here’s a simple question: who’s the intended audience of a dad joke?
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bubble Gum Butts goatfury.substack.com/p/bubble-gum...
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Bubble Gum Butts
Go to Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia, SC, and you’ll see a wide variety of animals in habitats designed to mimic the natural homes of these majestic beasts.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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No-Talent Ass-Clown?
Michael Bolton famously does not appreciate Michael Bolton.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Year AI Goes Bad goatfury.substack.com/p/the-year-a...
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The Year AI Goes Bad
It’s August 28th, 1997.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pickup Trucks and Chicken goatfury.substack.com/p/pickup-tru...
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Pickup Trucks and Chicken
In 1962, Europe had beef with chicken.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eye Boogers and Peepers goatfury.substack.com/p/eye-booger...
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Eye Boogers and Peepers
You wake up and rub your eyes.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Buttholed! goatfury.substack.com/p/buttholed
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Buttholed!
I’m listening to her words in real time.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Amazons goatfury.substack.com/p/the-amazons
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The Amazons
Amazon (dot com) seemed to spring up from out of nowhere during the days of the early internet. If you’re only familiar with today’s multi-trillion dollar company, it might surprise you that the websi...
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Bank Holiday” goatfury.substack.com/p/bank-holiday
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“Bank Holiday”
The term bank holiday seems quaint, and in its original sense, it really was.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Science Shit? goatfury.substack.com/p/is-science...
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Is Science Shit?
The origin of the word science is well documented.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Greenbacks goatfury.substack.com/p/greenbacks
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Greenbacks
Things were looking dire for the US government in 1861.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They Used to Call Us Models goatfury.substack.com/p/they-used-...
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They Used to Call Us Models
It is both a blessing and a curse to have high-fidelity memory.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Invention of Movable Type goatfury.substack.com/p/the-invent...
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The Invention of Movable Type
If you zoom out from today and take a scenic overview of humanity, Gutenberg’s printing press has to be one of the most important ideas ever brought to life.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cleanup on Aisle Me goatfury.substack.com/p/cleanup-on...
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Cleanup on Aisle Me
You hear a lot of analogies about the human body.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Dog that Didn’t Bark goatfury.substack.com/p/the-dog-th...
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The Dog that Didn’t Bark
Phrases containing dogs are common—a testament to how cool and important dogs are to us.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dominoes goatfury.substack.com/p/dominoes
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Dominoes
Ever play with dominoes as a kid?
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New Money goatfury.substack.com/p/new-money
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New Money
All my life, I’ve understood the value of saving.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cassius Clay goatfury.substack.com/p/cassius-clay
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Cassius Clay
Cassius Clay was named after his father, who was himself named after a prominent abolitionist from the pre-Civil War period (the antebellum, if you want to get fancy).
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Olbers's Paradox goatfury.substack.com/p/olberss-pa...
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Olbers’s Paradox
Wait until it’s nighttime, and go look out there at the sky.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Commodities goatfury.substack.com/p/commodities
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Commodities
Let’s zoom into the word commodity for a moment.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Streisand Effect goatfury.substack.com/p/the-streis...
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The Streisand Effect
Nothing to see here, folks!
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Teddy Roosevelt’s Judo goatfury.substack.com/p/teddy-roos...
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Teddy Roosevelt’s Judo
It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Revolver goatfury.substack.com/p/revolver
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Revolver
I’m listening to Revolver right now by the Beatles.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Nam-Shub of Enki goatfury.substack.com/p/the-nam-sh...
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The Nam-Shub of Enki
Last night as I was falling asleep, I was thinking of Sumer.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Crack Spread goatfury.substack.com/p/crack-spread
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Crack Spread
We have to start with the terminology on this one.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#mfbt goatfury.substack.com/p/move-fast-...
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Move Fast Break Things
The philosophy that governed startups in the mid-2000s came to be called move fast, break things.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Superman Is America goatfury.substack.com/p/superman-i...
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Superman is America
Superman and I go way back.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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In Defense of the (Human) Em Dash
Oh, look!
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Waking Up Stiff goatfury.substack.com/p/waking-up-...
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Waking Up Stiff
Rigor mortis has set in!
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Dutch Disease
In 1959, the Netherlands discovered enormous reserves of natural gas.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don’t Be Alarmed by Bustles in Hedgerows goatfury.substack.com/p/dont-be-al...
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Don’t Be Alarmed by Bustles in Hedgerows
No Stairway?!?
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Long Walks Off Short Piers goatfury.substack.com/p/long-walks...
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Long Walks Off Short Piers
There’s a whole family of euphemisms that mean go away and leave me alone.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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A Swiftly Tilting Toilet
You’ve probably heard of the prank where some unsuspecting sap goes to use a portable toilet, and then some sort of Fecal Loki pushes the toilet over while the person is using it.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Terrific and Awful Words
500 years ago, calling someone egregious was a compliment.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Onion Futures Act of 1958 goatfury.substack.com/p/onion-futu...
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Onion Futures Act of 1958
Here in America, you can trade just about any financial instrument in the world.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Afterthoughts
Put the words after and thought together, and you get a really clean compound word.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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In Defense of Straw Houses
We all know the tale of the three little pigs.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hammer Spammers goatfury.substack.com/p/hammer-spa...
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Hammer Spammers
To a hammer, everything looks like something that could potentially be hit with a hammer.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Global Panopticon goatfury.substack.com/p/the-global...
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The Global Panopticon
During the late 1700s, ideas about human freedom were all the rage.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Recursive Jiu Jitsu Improvement goatfury.substack.com/p/recursive-...
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Recursive Jiu Jitsu Improvement
In Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, you progress through belt ranks just like you do with other martial arts.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Loads of Things goatfury.substack.com/p/loads-of-t...
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Loads of Things
Get a load of this word, load.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
goatfury.substack.com/p/listicles
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Listicles
It’s some time during the 2010s, and you’re scrolling.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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By Hook or Crook
I don’t know, it sort of sounded like something having to do with shepherding to me.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfectly Poached goatfury.substack.com/p/perfectly-...
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Perfectly Poached
Brunch got really busy on Sundays.
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goatfury.bsky.social @goatfury.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Distraction Subtraction goatfury.substack.com/p/distractio...
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Distraction Subtraction
Ever hear that focus is a muscle? This is a pretty weird way to put it since focusing is an action and certainly not a part of your body, but the idea makes intuitive sense.
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