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Scottish resident in Andalusia. St Johnstone and Scotland, FPL, Indie Bands, Craft Beer & Tapas. Dugs…lots of dugs! 🐕🦮 🐕 🐕‍🦺🐕 🐩🦒

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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’m not dissatisfied with my wild card tbh, just pissed off my bench weren’t so fan fucking tastic.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Best wishes for 2026 shaggers!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
So far so good shaggers!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Give the man peace 🤪
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I work from home on a farm in South Spain. In the middle of my Xmas night works party with me and the staff (wife and 6 rescue dogs) ..and this is my (please spaghetti monster) my last effort!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Oh great ethereal spirits of FPL please give me your guidance… Evanilson or Mateta?
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My FH is now a superb example of a Bluesky community effort 😄 Thanks to all participants. Further input accepted as we build to the weekend.. Boomshanka 😊
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’m on my FH this week folks. This is where I’m at so far. 5.7m in bank 🤪 All advice grateful received. All mocking accepted in good grace ☺️
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I'm going to the pub...… By the time I walk down the 2 miles to the town, Have a few beers and whiskys. Walk back up the road - probably eating a kebab..... Do you think they'll have drawn the first team by 10pm ??
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Planning to run it on the beer methane
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Maybe a bit early for some folks, but looking at options for WC next year before draw on 5/12 and, fuck me!! Need to settle for a 10 berth rock and roll RV bus to make it possible.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Exactly this 👇
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Tbh who’s not getting happy with this shite! Couple of hits and my doctor says my hypertension will counteract any sildenafil I’m on. Upwards and onwards shaggers!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Went for a prostate exam today. I can’t tell a lie, a finger up the arse from a stranger was surprisingly arrousing but not as much as… 94 points OR 730k Keep on trucking shaggers
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Seeking out the source of the headwaters of the place that spawned Gyökeres, to discover if he’s worth my transfer, I’m off to Greece, specifically Athens, next month. When I see him in action against the Scottish national football team I will report back on his suitability of your faith.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Meant to post a picture of my 3 midfielders and front 3. BTH it makes no Feckin’ difference now!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Just realised I’m still on the fence for Kudos or Anthony… Thoughts?
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Bit the bullet and binned Salah for Caicedo. Tempted to BB but think I’d be chasing ghosts. Left it for another week. Captained Semenyo. Good luck shaggers!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Pedro, my mate from the pub, told me he could play. Put him in team for a laugh. My mates wife plays for the market boys. Nutmegged the cunt, left him stupid. Eggs and pancakes Bosh!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The devil is in the detail. Well apparently not. The devil wears the number 11 for West Ham. With swagger n previous pnts , he draws you in, just when you’re going to make a sensible transfer the incubus himself with a smiling face & lust of points, takes you. I succumbed, and he sucked.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
FFS - the wind is blowing at Gayfield! A haddock just took a free kick!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Delighted with this GW. Rice transfer paid off. Romero been a huge disappointment since he came in but he’ll be gone soon. Nicely set up for next few weeks. Thinking of FH in GW 14 when prems have good fixtures, depending on IB injuries and fatigue 🧐 OR 🌍 504,000 🙃
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Apologies to my new Blue Sky friends. I’ve soiled myself by being back on X. I could not help myself but the opportunity to engage with American golf fans was too much. I’ve now, mostly, ejaculated my Ryder Cup mucus, however I’m sadly looking forward to tomorrow.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
WC played 850k to 470k Can’t complain 😄
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Won’t be doing as much FPL once Big Brother and the new Married at first sight starts. I’ll be too busy pulling my finger nails out and poking needles into my eyes with burning embers in my ears. Mrs will have peace to rot her brain while I consider life choices.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Wildcard going to plan so far. Pity about Senesi yellow but shit happens. Looking forward to a ✅ if and when Pedro plays. Grealish maybe a trap 🧐
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy with my 63 points and 1.45 🌍or Used 2 FH’s to bring in J. Pedro and Mbeumo for Palmer and Watkins. Worked out perfectly on that front. Not usually that fortunate 😜 Still thinking WC in next few weeks 🧐
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Lo siento mucho, I got carried away slagging people from the other side. Don’t judge me.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I know. Let’s forget about education, science and all knowledge and let things just happen. With no restrictions or reason. That’ll work.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Why are the Lionesses called that? I understand it’s affection but the men’s team is never ‘The Lions’ - I find it a little bit awkward. Why not ‘The Three Lionesses’ ? In fact there’s 11 in the men’s team , so why do they get called The Three Lions and not ‘The 11 Lions’s’ ? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Anyway.. St Johnstone 2-1 up and top of group.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Am I being thick here but why is the Fixture Difficulty Rating not showing?
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I’m not actually saying that the fact that I follow football teams they suffer defeat and bad luck after Saints and Scotland’s recent results - all I can say is that on Friday night I had a Brescia pizza from Serie A in Perth and today Brescia FC went bankrupt and out of existence after 114 years
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Happy with a strong finish, awaiting bonus points to confirm final OR. Must be around 500k. Pretty cool with that considering many missed steps. Never played Haaland .
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest areshole on the planet, after Donald Trump.
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Cunha Ban sounds like a tasty Thia meal
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It’s Friday, it’s 5 to 5 it’s…
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If you were to have 6 DGW players this week, what would be your choice. I’ve set the FH chip when pissed and have no escape. Currently on this …
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Watkins or Gakpo? I’m conflicted!
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
FPL Friday night/next morning advice. Don’t practice your potential FH team plan while taste testing a variety of Islay/Speyside Malts. You’ll only wake up to find you’ve pressed ‘activate’ FH and now stuck with the consequences.
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St Johnstone Analysis @stanalysis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Scottish Cup remains a special thing for St Johnstone, this the season I'll remember forever. youtu.be/UGAms_mCXzA?...
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Every St. Johnstone Scottish Cup 2013-14 Goal! | Scottish Cup 2013-14
YouTube video by Scottish Gas Scottish Cup
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Pretty sure I’m transferring in MacAllister and Darwin for Amad and Wood. Next 2 weeks crucial to get back on track and Liv assists offer best opps. Cap Salah , though Isak gotta be a real temptation this weekend and probably a Cap differential. Decisions decisions!! 😜
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
TBH, I’d be happy with a Palmer no show tonight if it gets Mateta off my bench for guaranteed 13. Will end up with a disappointing 59 though - second week after WC. ☹️
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FPL Goalboss @goalboss.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Wildcard worked out just fine and with favourable fixtures on the Horizon only thinking about bringing in Iwobi for Sarr. Moved up 1.5M - to OR 1.4. Happy days! 😁
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