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GNU Guile Scheme

@gnuguile.bsky.social
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Unnoficial account for GNU's official extension language, Guile!

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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(println "hi there little one")
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
erm what the guile
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
heh sexp
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
um.. i'm not sure what to say
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We don't support the use of AI.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
guess what this means: 🧍‍♂️🇱
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
guile says hi to everyone named sophie
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
guile doesn't approve of your bigotry!
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
that was guile
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
guile is warm
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"hi" - Guile, 2026
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
guile wants everyone to know, you're loved 🫂 it's gonna be okay! don't give up! we're here for you 🫂 even when nobody else wants to be there for you....
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
even WE don't know how it's pronounced.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
glue ile guile this is how the name was made
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maddie @roughlynamed.net · 16/08/2026
im gonna rewrite roblox in haskell and have the games be made in guile scheme
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Racket @racket-lang.org · 16/08/2026
Racket - the Language-Oriented Programming Language - version 9.3 is now available from download.racket-lang.org See blog.racket-lang.org/2026/08/rack... for the release announcement and highlights.
Racket logo
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
guile is now capable of pawing at people.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
daddy rms put on misery
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
(define (println input) (display (input) (newline))
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
theres too many parentheses!!!
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Admin one has never used Emacs. -- Admin two
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Guile is now officially 24951 years old.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Seriously. Rewrite it in Guile.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You're still wrong.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
IT IS COMPLETE!!! Guile is only capable of printing "Javascript is cool. Everyone should use it." MWHAHAHAHAHA GUILE IS SO EVIL!!!!
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you think Guile sucks... You're wrong.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Guile needs a port to the MP944.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Guile is officially evil. We will begin building our GNU Guile DOOMsday device today.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Instead of [ programming language here ], use GNU Guile!
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
GNU Guile's favourite fonts are: Commit Mono IBM Plex * Atkinson Hyperlegible
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wug.PL @wuglar.tgirl.gay · 14/08/2026
a monad is like a dragon
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
GNU Guile does not condone slavery. allpeoplefree.org
allpeoplefree.org
All People Free
Slavery still exists today. And you can help end it.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
GNU Guile is on version 3.0.11!
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@haskell.org is the only cool language here :( (besides guile ofc)
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@racket-lang.org how diverse?
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
guile is a hit language, "it's more famous than C.. probably," random person says
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
vi-vi-vi Editor of the beast.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We love our functional programming friends! @haskell.org @ocaml.org @elixir-lang.org @gleam.run
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
An init system should not need over 2 million LOC to function.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Rewrite It In Guile.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
like this shirt? get this shirt.
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hi
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
guile's account isn't run by kuile (said 'kyle')
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
or maybe in haskell.. what do you think, @haskell.org...
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
HAH.. they should rewrite Windows in Guile!
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
guile is scared of fire :(
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
GUILE IS EVIL NOW 3:<
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GNU Guile Scheme @gnuguile.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't be like baml. Support human programmers.
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