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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What about the boobies, Mystery? When do I get to touch those?

Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Depends on your definition of “booming.” If you mean a series of sudden, destructive events, then yes, the economy has suffered several catastrophic explosions.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Had that #feeling today. #Korea doesn’t do it for me, but the #US is out of the question. I just want the fuck out of every place I go.

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Homer Simpson Disappears into Hedge

ALT: Homer Simpson Disappears into Hedge

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Shoulda stayed British.” -the much more functional society known as Canada

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve been saying that for years, and they scoffed. I knew opinions might one day catch up to me.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That reference is so dated that even I, a man of 44, remember it only from RERUNS of Saturday Night Live.

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Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) Thumbs Up

ALT: Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) Thumbs Up

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It would be like a squirt gun to a volcano.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

#Bluesky suspended my account for three days for saying #DeathToTrump. Hey guess what! Death to Trump! Death to MAGA. Suffering and slow death to all republicans!

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Shrek Come At Me

ALT: Shrek Come At Me

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🎶 It’s Mayor’s Night, and the world rim dim dim doo. 🎶

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Flirty Eyebrow Raise

ALT: Flirty Eyebrow Raise

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We get face! Oh my you’re so pretty!

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not a right? Bitch, we have a whole Bill of Rights! Who let these people pass high school civics?

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I will dream of this tonight.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Joke’s on him. She’s completely MAGA.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m watching #Friends, crying. I remember 30 years ago when I had a bunch of #phone numbers memorized. Now my life feels like a minimum security #prison.

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SpongeBob Work Routine

ALT: SpongeBob Work Routine

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why would we want to jail all those girls?

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m seeing #cults around every turn. It’s stopping me from doing anything with any #group of people unless it’s required by my job, which is also a #cult. I’m becoming pathologically independent.

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Dance Travolta: Join Our Cult Aerobics

ALT: Dance Travolta: Join Our Cult Aerobics

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That’s a handsome woman.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wonder when he will nuke something?

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Like two boobs with millions of kilometers of cleavage.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pop music is spineless, anodyne dopamine noises. It’s music the way candy is food.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And we have Fox News because of the OJ trial. That one man is a keystone of cosmic tragedy, no joke.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Two countries are being held hostage by this guy.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I wasn’t ready for it to be keyed this low. Doing a higher octave would have looked weird coming from me. #koreantrot

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Whatever floats your boat. I’m over here affording eggs and not getting shot at while my Asian wife walks around without fear of being detained for her skin color.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Now google “duck penis.”

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Let the chuds piss off consumers of booze and motorcycles. It will weaken their movement.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m something of an ass aficionado.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Something we did not see coming. 🥁

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It won’t change until it dies and is replaced. In the meantime, I have a life to live while history fucks on, so I left. We should all leave.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I had that #dream again. The #highschool told me to return and make up some credits. I’m 44. I am a teacher. But they made a convincing case in this dream, as they always had before. This time, however, I refused. I said that I’m a #grownup, now living in Korea. They have no power over me.

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Napoleon Dynamite Playing Tetherball

ALT: Napoleon Dynamite Playing Tetherball

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nope! Just kidding. Yes please.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Back then, we read more than one chapter of a book and watched whole movies. We looked at the world as giant interconnected systems rather than numerically distilled hierarchies, thanks to the acid of course.

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Rón @gnortznitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026