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Gnome Pickles

@gnomepickles.bsky.social
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Hi there, I am a streamer who does things that are some times not really awful, come hang out with us at www.twitch.tv/gnomepickles

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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 3h
Looks like Command and Conquer predicted our future. "Battle Day 12-32-71. Good welcome, citizens. Our united efforts continue to be rewarded in the struggle for peace. Wherever there is oppression, Nod is there - not with empty promises or propaganda, but with divination."
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 12h
Truth 😡
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 7h
Comrade, your meme is being redistributed for the masses, thank you for your cooperation!
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 7h
Are these guys aware that porn exists? Seriously, type the word, "boobs," into google and you will get more minutes of porn then minutes that have occurred since time began. Just go deal with your weird horiness and come back when you're ready to be adults again.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 16h
Watching someone die is not like it appears in the movies. Watching the life go out of someone's eyes, watching their body shut down, it is brutal. This is vile and I am ashamed to call myself an American if this is how we handle things.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 16h
Considering I am also thinking of putting in a second desk so the cats can sleep on a keyboard while I work, my house is gonna get crowded.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 16h
I may not love it, but that sweet princess seems to.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 16h
Wow that got mangled. I tried to write at the same time, "her fingers are knobbly, and she is ribbed for her pleasure." I think I need coffee.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 17h
Her that skeleton is ribbed, for her pleasure.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am sure it won't run into issues with individual human bodies responding to different treatments in radically different ways. Not at all.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ya cause it is already a pain in the ass to convince a human doctor my chronic pain is real, now to try with a glorified Excel sheet. That will be fun.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would agree with you, as I remember one of my childhood best friends, Dino the goat. He was a force of concentrated evil who hated the world, especially any dog shaped thing that wasn't the farm dog who came near him, but he was a great goat who would sit with me as I read.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Wikipedia can be edited, but ai is my friend and is connected to everything and so wouldn't lie to me!" - literally something someone said to me. It's funny and sad.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Near is a word auto correct. Why did you replace near with bear? Are you stupid?
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kitty in need, any Gnomie Homies bear Detroit with room?
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The same people who told us to not believe everything on the Internet are now telling us how chat gpt is their best friend and it really opened their eyes to what, "they," are doing. It's just so exhausting.
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Cosmic Void @cosmicvoidonline.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
8 hours left to grab my point‑and‑click adventures at a discount in the Steam Autumn Sale. Don’t miss out! 🥳 Get them here 👇 store.steampowered.com/curator/4517... #pointandclick #adventuregame #gamedev #steamsale #steamautumnsale #autumnsale #indiegame
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kind of. It deals with trying to keep your body in balance so that illness cannot find a place to nest. For my reading it is essentially pretty based on being a white European person with a bit of money.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am John Doe.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I honestly think that conservatives might have a problem experiencing joy. The only time I see one of them happy is when they are actively making someone else feel worse. It is like they are just broken people.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Why don't they come forward sooner?" They ask while doxing victims.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So Gaza is not the first time you have decided that targeting a civilian population for military expediency. So you have been a bad person for awhile then eh?
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A 19th century idea that the body's internal makeup or, "terrain," decided if you got sick or not.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So a theory that came about when we were still trying to figure out if storing corpses in the drinking water was a good idea or a bad idea eh? Well good luck with that champ.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What an absolute idiot. People like that moron are what we get when we don't find and support education in this beastly country.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are historically illiterate and have no idea what you are talking about.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh 1994, you're adorable
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would give a limb to just get to hang out with you for like an afternoon and get to discuss writing with you.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fly my cetacean friends, show us the meaning of yacht destruction!
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When she is already one of the goodest puppets to ever pup I have to imagine that every day is good for Anderson.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If only lockjaw affected their ability to type too.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't know this was a thing, and I am glad if it. I hate that woman so much for the crap she spreads. Rowling is a legit monster.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back before we knew what she believed my grandma and I got really into Potter together. We had very different tastes but it was something we could love together. If she was still alive and could see what Rowling was doing Grandma would fly to England to personally scream at her. Rowling is vile.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Nobody is starving in the US!" Declared the idiot. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Several men needed to kidnap one small young woman, how brave of them. We are watching a secret police just black bag people with no repercussions.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cause white American tourists are famous for respecting the culture of places they visit. They certainly don't flip out that about the soda cups in the local McDonald's being smaller then the ones back in the states and definitely don't demand people do everything to make Europe feel American.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I am pretty ACAB but even I feel like calling the cops after reading that.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boo Berry cereal or Boob Berry cereal?
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone with a hint of decency in their heart would report them in a second, you are 100% correct on that sibling.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I would stand against shitty men but you're not praising me for being a good boy!" Dude is an adult man and needs to act like it. This little boy shit is disgusting.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you need people who are being harmed to take the time to say something to spare your feelings then you aren't emotionally mature enough to have a voice in this conversation. You have some growing up to do brother.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fully agreed. It is always, "someone should do something," and never, "I should do something." All of the men in that group chat had the opportunity to say not today. To say that we won't behave like this. They all failed the opportunity to be better, to be a good man.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And then poured acid into integrated pools with a, "well if I can't have it to myself nobody else can!" tantrum.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They cannot understand caring about someone outside of venerating them. Conservatives don't have ethics, they have dogma.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would think the small government crowd would understand not wanting the police to have carte blanche to just kill a guy. Nobody is saying Floyd was a saint, you don't have to be a saint to not deserve to be murdered. Also, I would say that Kirk inspired just so many hate crimes.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Considering I have seen what backlash my female friends get online for the sins of being a bit heavier then incels think they should be, or being good at video games, or daring to have accomplishments, I don't blame that young woman for staying anonymous.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amount of blood lust is terrifying.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A private sector company taking public sector money and setting it on fire as rocket after rocket blows up.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh look, another person who thinks this is a new conflict and not one that has lasted for fucking decades.
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Gnome Pickles @gnomepickles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only time I ate it was with my birth father and it was indeed nasty. I always thought it was just the company.
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