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Gnome N. Clature

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Writer/Editor/Communications. Mississippi River trash. Raised on microplastics. Probably cozy in seat C10 at my local cinema right now. boxd.it/1ex7n

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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can someone please just let me know when some rad cinema programs a double-feature for DEAD END (2003) and IT ENDS?
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
Robin Williams from the final scene in GOOD WILL HUNTING: Person with thick brown hair and robust salt-and-pepper beard, wearing a Red Sox jacket, standing with their back to a front door, three mailboxes hanging to their left, looking down at an envelope in his hands.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fucking miss me with the “Isn’t this bonus summer great!” horse shit.
Snip of a weather forecast page for Iowa city, showing 95 degrees, “feels like” temp of 105 degrees, a high of 96 and low of 72 for the day. Also reads that the next-hour chance of rain is 15%, and shows an “extreme heat warning now until 7:00 p.m. CDT Saturday” button.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Crossword puzzle showing the 40-across clue, which reads: “When doubled, first name in classic Hollywood.” The answer enter for the clue reads: “Jar.”
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The anticipation I feel each year for the release of the TCM holiday-movie schedule.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“Men would literally rather self-medicate on a beach with cougar-mode Charlize Theron than go home. Wait.” —Me, 2026
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A ★★★★★ review of The Odyssey (2026)
Men would literally rather self-medicate on a beach with cougar-mode Charlize Theron than go home. Wait.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We needed to light some birthday candles at my mom’s tonight, and I have so many questions about these matches she pulled out, such as WHAT THE FUCK and HOW ARE THERE STILL MATCHES IN HERE AFTER 45 YEARS and YOU HAVE MOVED THESE THREE TIMES NOW?
Matchbook showing a cartoonish bride and groom with text that reads: “Bruce and Cindy, May 8, 1981.”
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little miss no name @enterclevername.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Seems early, but summer is half over for me, so I'm posting my wishlist in case anyone here has money (lol) and wants to help out a teacher like me buy some things for my classroom!!! If you don't have any money (like me!), sharing this would be AMAZING! Thank you!! www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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Help Me I'm Poor
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I adored BALTIMORONS.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Not many people know this, but the people who get chopped on “Chopped” walk off that stage into the meat processing plant, where they become part of the sausage Guy Fieri uses to stock the meat section for “Grocery Games.”
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My Toadies t-shirt from seeing them with Butthole Surfers in 1996.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Got to see Joe Bob present BUBBA HO-TEP last night. Had to bail on the meet-and-greet, which was a major bummer (was supposed to get posters I bought signed by him and Darcy), but it was because the line was so long, and I love to see that love for the whole thing. What a blast. #mutantfam
Joe Bob Briggs, a man with brown hair and wearing a sequined silver blazer, stands at a podium addressing a crowd with a movie screen behind him projecting the words: The Last Picture House.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Many ways to contextualize that game last night for those who missed it, but the one for me—the one that anchors what happened in time and space so perfectly, more than just saying “trailed once by 29”—is to simply recite the halftime score, which was 76-49. Fuck all, what a game. Go, Knicks!
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I get the criticisms of POWER BALLAD, and no, it is neither ONCE nor SING STREET, but did you watch it with your 12-year-old daughter? Because I did, and that fucking ruled for both of us. Sometimes objectivity takes a back seat, and my heart felt too big for my chest.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 70s - Alien 80s - When Harry Met Sally 90s - Before Sunrise 00s - Zodiac 10s - Interstellar 20s - The Holdovers
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rain Man on Fire
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Watched some “Classic MTV” on the treadmill this morning and “Picture” came on. I had never seen it, so maybe I’m late to the party, but have we addressed Sheryl Crow throwing a football to a dog?
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ten musical acts you've seen live Beastie Boys Kris Kristofferson Bruce Springsteen Roky Erickson Mudhoney Nick Cave Blondie Bob Mould Mountain Goats Neil Diamond
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Can we get a compilation (or someone point me to one, if it exists) of humanoid robots eating shit? I just think that might be a nice way to start my mornings when I’m blue.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
How bad a hangover do I have?
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
We vacation on an island in Lake Michigan that houses the legend of Gretchen the Milkmaid, a ghost with spectral wisps of fog where her legs should be, sooo … ?
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Haunting of Hill House The Grapes of Wrath Peace Like a River
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is what my Italian wife calls me.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Drop some FIGHTERS.
One man, bloodied, with another man in a chokehold.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Taking my kid (15) to this, and we are *excited*. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
Poster showing Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl looking at the camera, with text that reads: Joe Bob Briggs in the Quad Cities, with Darcy the Mail Girl and a screening of BUBBA HO-TEP. The Last Picture House. Saturday, June 13. Tickets on sale now. Limited VIP tickets include introduction to BUBBA HO-TEP, screening, and a special Q&A! Standard tickets include introduction to BUBBA HO-TEP and screening. Plus a meet-and-greet and match sales in our lounge all night!
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Not the point, but how is he so fucking accurate with this thing?
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We used to have a neighbor next door whose dog had access to the backyard through a doggie door, and he’d drag all kinds of shit out there all day. Piano books, hot-sauce bottles, clothing, a laptop one time. Daily joy for us to peek over and check out what he’d done. King.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’ve thought about this a lot! I’d have to choose among HOUR OF THE WOLF, HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP, THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE, THE DARK AND THE WICKED, or THE DEVIL’S REJECTS.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Went to see about my uncle last night. Righteous fury, great music, and jeepus fuck can that man ever wear a pair of jeans.
Digital display that reads: Springsteen & E Street Band. Land of Hope & Dreams American Tour. No Kings. United Center, Chicago.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I was such an anxious kid who was both fascinated with and terrified of horror. All of this converged to make me consider this question *a lot*, and all I know for certain is that I’d last four seconds in the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET universe. Freddy, nooooo!
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
You know you're following a whole lot of the right people when your feed is positively bursting with this ethereal photo of Judy Greer. Very good feed today.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"And she said, 'The prettiest place on earth is Baltimore at night'" Context is key, as it's such a fucking killer first-act punctuation in the overall storytelling of the song, and the way Gram Parsons belts it is just the best.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Great weekend of music at The Stanley Hotel and hiking in Rocky Mountain National Park. Finally got to see room 217!
A man, me, smiling and wearing glasses, a blue tee, jeans, and brown boots, holding an album and crouching under the room number "217" inside a hotel. Placard on the door reads: The Stephen King Suite.From Rocky Mountain National Park: a small body of water in the foreground. In the background are snow-capped mountain peaks. Concert poster showing a silhouetted man in white holding an axe. On a table in front of that sits a typewriter, a bottle of liquor, a glass, an ashtray with a burning cigarette, a pack of cigarettes, and a stack of papers. Text of the poster reads: Lucero, Live at The Stanley Hotel, April 17-18, 2026, with special guest Volores.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My kid last week while we were watching “Golden Girls”: Was that song a real song? Me: Nah, it was done for the show. A suburban Hampton Inn a moment ago:
Lee Corso in white hair, blue shirt, maroon tie, and navy blazer holding a pencil and looking at the camera mid-sentence. Text reads: Not so fast, my friend!
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Drove from Iowa to Denver today, took a random detour off I-80 at one point, found myself on the scenic byway through the Central Nebraska Loess Hills, and HOLY SHIT, I will never talk shit about Nebraska again. Okay, not *as much* shit. Or I’ll at least add in “BUT, have you been near Gothenburg?”
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
E.g., i.e., fuck you!
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nothing more relatable than when an MLB team has to return a guy they bought on impulse.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18
Movie poster for Jerry Maguire, showing Tom Cruise in profile, smiling.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There are too many colors. We only need three, max.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Showed this to my kids (15 and 13) recently as part of a one-two punch with MUD, and they both killed.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast
Two women wearing leis and outrageously bright clothes smiling and carrying a drink through a hotel lobby, with onlookers in the background.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Clocked in for “Late Shift at the Grindhouse” tonight at my beloved FilmScene. I had heard APRIL FOOL’S DAY kind of rules, but it *rules* rules. Biff!
Time card that reads “Late Shift at the Grindhouse” Poster for the movie April Fool’s Dar showing the back of a woman, her long hair braided in a noose, and several people seated in the background.Movie-screen still that reads “Late Shift at the Grindhouse” and “April Fool’s Day”
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Wooden spindles in front of an ascending stairwell; a person's arm is visible, with their right hand gripping a spindle. Sign on the wall of the stairwell reads: "Melville's Fine Sea Food."
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Rob Dean @neuroticmonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Please read and share my review of PROJECT HAIL MARY. It’s an incredible triumph that overcomes cynicism to beautifully capture humanity in ways touching, hilarious, awe-inspiring and more. www.bullz-eye.com/2026/03/28/m...
Ryan Gosling in PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Knowing that I love skulls, writing, and craft of all kinds, my boss *made* me this rad-as-fuck little notebook. Chuffed, I am.
Picture of a small notebook; notebook is black with gold skulls on it.Picture of opened notebook and blank pages.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Ryan Gosling is so effervescent that I can’t even commit real thought to criticisms of PROJECT HAILY MARY, of which I am sure there are plenty. There’s just no one doing it like him. Goddamn it. What a fucking blast.
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Gnome N. Clature @gnome-n-clature.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Kalshi could never with the household action on this tourney pool.
Person with blond hair, back to camera, manipulating a piece of paper that reads “Tournament Picks” on a wall. Above the paper hangs a bag of money that reads “You Ruined My Day $$$.”Bag of money hanging a wall that reads “You Ruined My Day $$$.” Under the bag hangs a piece of paper that reads “Tournament Picks! $40 Pot. 1. Mom 2. Graham 3. Dad 4. G dog da best”
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