👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 7hIt appears I have no pulse but somehow I'm maintaining an erection. 000
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So... uh... someone pick me up from the morgue? 000
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone's gotta help out with this. 🥴 Which, with who follows Ife, might be difficult. 010
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lost in thought (she's thinking about all the cute people that she's met recently) 010
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don't let that distract you from the perfect canvas Ife's dick is! 030
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Whatever happened to Ife being a condom tester? Whatever happened to that? Any sponsorships? 🫶🏾 010
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Approaching four booties vs Ife's face territory fast. 010
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We dine on ass tonight. (Please leave a review, it really helps Ife!) 020
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm sure you busy 'n' allat, but would you mind sitting on my face while you carry on doing whatever you're doing? 😵💫 Thanks from the Ife's face is a good seat section of this beach reservoir. 010
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I feel like the event ended but in my head it lives on. 000
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026All right. I'll eat for five more minutes, and then we'll take a break. 🥺 000
Reposted by 👻 dead yo mi 🧟👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Early wish list for Santa, more evil women, please, and thank you. 011
Reposted by 👻 dead yo mi 🧟👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Being a hopeless romantic with a huge cock is such a dangerous combo. 052
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026🤩 Wishful thinking! (alternatively, who wants to make Ife's dreams come true?) 000
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You've offered Ifedayomi a snack. What kind of snack? 010
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Oof. Big hug! Delayed reaction, and clearly not as strong as Ruthie; Ife held back, and it also felt just better being this appreciated. "Ayo." 010
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The approximate final sum raised by the event is roughly ~832k. Some of the money will go to charity, i.e. Ife's hospital bills, since some participants did delete their profiles (or else). Thank you to anyone who partook! Hopefully, we can do this again some other time. 130
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Any lessons Ife has learned from this month of non-stop debauchery? No. :c Girls really like her, that's about it. 050
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Lanky Ife out for adventure, three days (plus three) before he's free from the dick hunt. 020
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026We're definitely adding a few more days to the event due to my absence. 030
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Ife helpingggg out withhhhh commmunityy... servviiiiceee... 😖 020
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'm not saying I have two ideas for Halloween stuff, but I have two ideas for Halloween stuff, and both of them are going to be hyper-and-specific and I'm ready for the two people who will write with them! PS: We really need polls here. :( 110
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You know it's good if we stopped asking and start throwing each other around instead 000
👻 dead yo mi 🧟 @gndrblndr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I asked for bed in breakfast and not that owowowowow 000
