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John

@gnarlygnome.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 One of the most okay Flesh and Blood players in my area. Making fake cards to hopefully get a real spoiler one day

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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 4m
HD azalea art from the marketing assets for all you freaks who want to have her as your background for the next 3 months (at least) #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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Pitch It To Me @pitchittomepod.bsky.social · 1h
This is easily the best marketing LSS has ever done. Whoever is responsible take a bow because this is peak. If you haven't been to the website, YOU MUST VISIT IT! fabtcg.com/products/boo... #fabtcg
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Outbreak - Flesh and Blood TCG
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 47m
Damn, can’t believe our game is also getting a My Little Pony crossover…
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 48m
Right in the crack?
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2h
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Will Smith's Deadshot: Suicide Squad Iconic Line
ALT: Will Smith's Deadshot: Suicide Squad Iconic Line
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2h
You’re telling me we’ve got a Min AND a Maxx now? What are we, some kinda @minmaxgames.com ? #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 2h
Yo, #fabtcg Philly gang, what all is a must see/do when visiting your soon-to-be-swarmed city? It’s never too early to make an itinerary! #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 6h
Didn’t bring circlet to my PQ and I felt it HARD
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 7h
Drone that blocks 3 would make fatigue players cream themselves
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 9h
Canonically accurate alchemist: drains your wallet to buy potions
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 11h
Mystic illusionist make a come back as the only talented hero in the set. Then the other heroes are Ranger and Guardian. No murkmire reprint btw.
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 11h
I know what the people like @tommyb5k.bsky.social
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12h
And that he founded Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 13h
NAKED GRANDMA
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 14h
#fabtcg fan card #139! Choose which limb I’m taking for dinner… This is the kind of defensive-disruptive sauce I hope Ranger gets in the next set! Try to brick their turn by giving them back a blue or a block that they won’t want to arsenal! #fleshandblood
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Flesh and Blood TCG @fabtcg.com · 12/10/2026
An outbreak of disease plunges the Pits into chaos. Grab your popcorn and tune in soon... 2PM PDT | 10AM NZT | 11PM CEST 🍿 buff.ly/S5oavcu
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Outbreak Trailer | Flesh and Blood TCG
An outbreak of disease plunges the Pits into chaos.
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh shit it’s the katsu that kicked my ass yesterday! What’s up dude!
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I must admit the bleached-parchment-look made me fully trust it 😔
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Did you account for the point multipliers?
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t want to set off any false alarm bells, but Azalea is totally in the card art of the card NAMED Outbreak… #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This one really feels like it could have anything (other than the obvious Mortimer reprint). Could even be a good time to introduce alchemist!
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just… casually announcing the next set via YouTube premiere??? Okay I guess????
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bright lights 2: megalopolis
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Berserker runt, too
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You forgot to end it with “fresh and buds now”
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Smh can’t believe you didn’t mention the one draconic hero we’ll still have left
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can someone who knows what UPP means explain this to me like I’m 5 #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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Cat Says HUHHH
ALT: Cat Says HUHHH
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Piloted Kassai to a clean 3-2 drop 😎
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Several expected jarls scared them away
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Insanely wide field for 32 players btw #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Damn this Pro Quest shit is easy. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Passed the rules one at 85 because I can’t read lol I’ll do the other one between rounds at my PQ
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s crazy when un-contested but a I promise if you can take even a single card from his hand, he goes right back to being at his Monarch power level Source: someone who loves Boltyn but would never take him anywhere I expect assassins
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sounds like you’re at least keeping it real, G
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you real
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
SKRIB DOON
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel ya, I too much jalapeño sourdough the other day and got tongue blisters
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh hey I forgot we did it at the same time. Lemme go do that when I have a sec
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some beautiful soul turned it in to the event coordinator and the deck has been located! Thank you all for sharing! Thank god this game’s players are mostly well-adjusted good people 😭 #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His first name is canonically “Rick’n”
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Might need to check this store’s tax write-offs next year lol
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shoutout to the tcgplayer cart optimization bot who tried to add this to my cart LMAO #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One-of burdens of the past… one day it’ll be resolved and not blocked with
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uh oh, I can’t find my deck box from Calling Atlanta…. Uhhhhhh did anybody find a Fai deck last Saturday evening? #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’ve reached you at a very Chinese point in your life
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, which one of the BlueSky staff deleted system 32 this time?
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#fabtcg fan card #138! YOU THERE, MALICE ENJOYER! Don’t you wish you could play Chum? Well now you (kind of) can! Just fuse two of your rotten children together into one horrific bloody abomination! Hopefully I worded this in a way that you can’t successfully ALS your opponent… #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kinda stinks that I missed my deadline to print my own set for people to play in Atlanta, but what can you do, ya know? I’m just one dude that has to go to his job every day to pay the bills. I’m still gonna work on it, but missing the deadline frees me up to make more silly stuff like this :)
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#fabtcg fan card #138! YOU THERE, MALICE ENJOYER! Don’t you wish you could play Chum? Well now you (kind of) can! Just fuse two of your rotten children together into one horrific bloody abomination! Hopefully I worded this in a way that you can’t successfully ALS your opponent… #fleshandblood
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Didn’t mean to add fuel to the flame with my last post, mainly meant to shit on Sharpening Sparks tbh. Pinky promise I think all the other MPA majestics have been sick so far!
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