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Office of Delusional Affairs

@gmills56.bsky.social
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Deputy Undersecretary of Receipts, Office of Delusional Affairs Authorized to identify hypocrisy at range. Seal bearer of Glass House Intelligence. Currently monitoring reality for signs of intelligent governance.

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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After watching Jack Smith answer questions that were supposed to be about his work, I have a few questions of my own. If Republicans want transparency, why does it stop when the public asks to see what they’re keeping hidden? Accountability shouldn’t depend on wealth, power, or party.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
38 days until the FO portion begins.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Early voting can’t start soon enough.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
October 19. Early voting opens in South Carolina. Darline Graham continues to campaign with the same old recipe: fear, outrage and rage bait. So before she defines Dr. Annie Andrews’ “radical agenda” for us, let’s take a look at what Annie actually supports.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last office thought of the day.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
45 days. 30 if you are like us.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember that employee? Never good at anything except kissing the boss’s ass—and somehow always first in line for a promotion? Congress has too many of them. They don’t work for the president. They work for us. Performance reviews are due in 48 days.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
48 days.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just when you think it doesn’t get weirder…
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just this
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🇺🇸🇺🇦 @dshepp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fixed it. Make South Carolina BLUE
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Office public service notice for South Carolina. Feel free to share.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Office would like to clarify: running on fumes does not mean running out of spite. We have walking shoes, bicycle tires, and a personnel problem in Washington. We’ll get there.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good news, South Carolina: we have a debate. Darline promises to expose what Annie has been hiding—in speeches, public appearances, and repeated invitations to debate. The Office looks forward to this investigation of publicly available information.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The office notes; Tim Scott took the stage and delivered every sentence as though freedom itself depended on his volume. It didn’t. Neither did the upper deck.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Donald Trump apparently thinks Americans are either contractors he can stiff or idiots he can buy with another promised check. Either way, he doesn’t intend to pay. Welcome to the Presidential Nope-a-Dope. VOTE out the Dope.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Elections are coming.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The office reminder; A Senate seat belongs to the people—not to a party, a predecessor, or a handpicked successor. If Darline wants our votes, she should be willing to face her opponent and answer our questions. The clock is still ticking. #DebateMeDarline
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
58 days, buckle up
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Enough said…
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There was a time when a president was expected to conform his claims to reality. This one simply generates a new reality to conform to his claims. South Carolina can send Annie Andrews to the Senate—an independent voice for our state, not another rubber stamp for this man’s delusions.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The office fully supports Dr. Andrews. We ask only our fellow South Carolinians to listen to the candidates then vote for the person who you believe won’t be a rubber stamp.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Office would like to thank Fox News for its generous in-kind contribution to the Democratic midterm campaign. Few advertisements make the stakes quite this clear: Elect Democrats. Get investigations, trials, accountability—and perhaps even a functioning Congress.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
After months of unnecessary controversy over what belongs at the Kennedy Center, the Office has identified a rare piece of interactive art with broad bipartisan appeal. Admission is free. Participation is encouraged. Please aim carefully.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When facts are missing, supply fear. When expertise is missing, supply trust in Trump. Darline Graham calls that representation. The Office calls it a rubber stamp. South Carolina deserves a senator who thinks for herself—and works for us.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Breaking from the celestial draft: Heaven has been aggressive. Hell traded down. The board remains unusually deep. And judging by the crowd, one prospect has overwhelming fan support.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
South Carolina, the choice is ours—but only if we register, listen, and participate. No party owns your vote. No candidate is entitled to it. Make them earn it. The Office proudly endorses Dr. Annie Andrews for U.S. Senate.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The national debt just crossed $40 trillion. Both parties have fingerprints on it. But only one has spent decades campaigning as the guardian of fiscal responsibility—while repeatedly cutting revenue without cutting spending. At some point, the costume has to come off.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Darline Graham used her victory speech to explain why government shouldn’t guarantee healthcare. Unfortunately for Darline, her own life story made the opposing argument far more convincingly. The Office reviewed her remarks. The diagnosis is in.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The office mourns our collective loss.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Republican runoff is over. Now South Carolina gets its say. A Senate seat belongs to the people—not a family, and not a president.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Where is the outrage?
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The most powerful voting bloc in America is currently not voting. Imagine what happens when it does.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Office believes that, in this moment, only Rick and Morty could adequately summarize the spectacle.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The office hopes the actual majority of eligible voters show up this election cycle.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Excuse me, Mr. President—your extortion is showing.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Freedom includes the right to make choices your neighbors wouldn’t make. It does not include the right to make their choices for them. You don’t have to attend, read, marry, worship—or approve. You do have to mind your own damned business.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The office will never forget
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The office noticed it’s been a minute. Release the damned files. We have had our fill of smoke.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
South Carolina, these handpicked candidates leave our best interests behind the moment there’s praise to be earned from Dear Leader. We deserve representatives who serve us—not politicians who offer lip service while auditioning for Trump’s approval. We deserve better. Dr. Andrews for senate
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember the bully who tried to take your lunch money? Now he’s threatening his friends until they help him collect it.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just when will the weirdness stop?
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The office is proud of Senator Ossoff. We need more truth speakers
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The office expects we will be hearing a lot about this debilitating condition in the run up to elections. The more you know…
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Office has no evidence that Natalie Harp is trying to look like Ivanka Trump. The Office does, however, possess eyes. Unfortunately, it also remembers the creepy sh*t Trump has said about his daughter.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Office hopes you’ll forgive our current phase involving “got.” This, too, shall pass. Or get got
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is anyone really surprised by Trump’s embrace of North Korea? Birds of a feather? Mentorship? Either way, class is in session: Dictator 101.
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Office of Delusional Affairs @gmills56.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Office current mood
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