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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Thank you, delicious mortals, for your kindness during “StokerCon,” a near-midsummer event we are given to understand involves ritually sacrificing sleep and sobriety in return for a bountiful year of wordsmithing. We approve. #StokerCon #goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama #podcast

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Wouldst thou like to con deliciously? We'll see you at #StokerCon. You might not see us, but we will be watching.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Greetings, delicious humans. Season 3, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers is eagerly awaiting your attention. It paces hungrily in the dark, eyes gleaming, as you approach. Don’t worry. It doesn’t bite. Honest.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Greetings, delicious humans. Season 3, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers is ready for the sultry coils of your ears’ cochlea and the captive lightning of your thoughts as the electrical sparks leap from synapse to synapse in your brain. 100% seed oil free! Listen where fine casts are podded.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

[It feels good to be gathering up all the little breadcrumbs from across various seasons into these final few episodes. I try to walk the line of using them without expecting everyone to have noticed them.]

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I scream. You scream. We all scream. (There’s no ice cream.)

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Of course that’s just a rabbit. April Fools.

On a gray field scattered with tiny, grinning skulls, a large blue square contains the stylized image of a rabbit with a sickly yellow and red glowing eye. In the background, faintly, tentacles writhe out from the center. The copy reads: “Rabbit? Rabbit.” As if to reassure. After all, everything is normal. Everything is fine.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Global Synergy Amalgamated has an org chart. It has 47 levels. Level 31 is redacted. Level 12 is just the word TEETH. The full chart is available in Zine #001 at our Gumroad shop: goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com. May we suggest reviewing it before your next performance evaluation..? #paywhatyouwant

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

This is a friendly reminder from Global Synergy Amalgamated HR that your Podchaser review of Good Morning Evildoers remains outstanding. Compliance is, as always, encouraged. It’s so much tidier when it’s voluntary. www.podchaser.com/podcasts/goo...

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

We have returned. You may rejoice. Season Three is ready for your deep, glistening ear canals. Available wherever fine casts are podded. Tune in, won’t you? A We’ll know if you don’t. Find the links below. The loyal shall be rewarded.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

GOOD MORNING EVILDOERS SEASON THREE FRIDAY THE 13TH New season. New chaos. New evildoing. Are you ready? #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #podcastersofinstagram #evil #comedy #theresabitwithadog

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Please remember that hydration keeps your vocal folds healthy for both screaming into the void and prolonged laughter as you descend into madness.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Happy Valentine's Day. We are instructed to inform you that you are loved. Well, at least parts of you are. Did you know that on the black market, a human heart can fetch up to $500,000? #goodmorningevildoers #blood #podcast #evil #comedy #horror

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Greetings on this, the happiest of days, Friday the 13th! As we count down to the new season of Good Morning Evildoers (dropping Friday, March 13th), we must ask you the most important of questions: Have YOU left a review? open.spotify.com/show/3KQJA2s...

Vintage illustrations of hands point at "Have YOU left a review?" A vintage, circus-y arrow points to the right to direct you to scroll through the images.

A circus-y marquee reads: "Of course I reviewed it. You know how I love sharing my point of view." Beneath it, the quote is credited to Vlad III, Voivode of Wallachia.

A circus-y marquee reads: "I left a glowing review. People are absolutely petrified by how good it is." Beneath it, the quote is credited to Medusa, Gorgon & Sister.

A circus-y marquee reads: "I've reviewed it three times. It's impossible to kill my enthusiasm." Beneath it, the quote is credited to Grigori Rasputin, Monk & Pilgrim

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

If you can see a penguin, a penguin can see you. If you can’t see a penguin, you may be mere moments from death.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Under no circumstances are employees or contractors to call 970-591-2401‬ and leave a message regarding any internal processes or initiatives. Violating this policy can incur disciplinary actions up to and including reassignment to the Bayou Corne sinkhole.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

REMINDER to ALL STAFF and ONSITE CONTRACTORS: Regardless of any changes in personnel or ongoing roles, the homunculi are still toothy little bastards. Proceed accordingly. #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #comedyhorror #themlilteefsissharp

On a gray background scattered with cheerful little skulls in black, yellow, and blue, a red and white sign reads, “CAUTION: Homunculi Are Bitey.”

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Evil is easy. But it ain't cheap. Help us continue to be your nightmare provider of choice. Physical merch at goodmorningevildoers.com/shop and digital goodies at gumroad.goodmorningevildoers.com. Thanks for letting us make you grin, even if it's a rictus of terror. As always, 100% AI free.

A red outline surrounds a gray background scattered with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Atop that, a blue square features copy that reads: “MERCH AVAILABLE FOR SALE. Stickers, t-shirts & tote bags at goodmorningevildoers.com/shop. Digital zines & encouragement at gumroad.goodmorningevildoers.com. DISPLAY YOUR FEALTY.” In the background, very faintly, a crazed and toothy creature smiles.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

The "Voice of the AI" in the podcast is played by a real human, and if you called her an LLM she'd beat your ass while I held you down. We don't do that here. #goodmorningevildoers #audiodrama #antiAI #antiGenerativeAI

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

INTERNAL MEMO: Milk & cookies are insufficient. Hans Trapp — the cannibalistic Christmas scarecrow — has been confirmed active. Flesh, blood, or symbolic effigies recommended. Naughty children: remain indoors.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Thank you for your continued attention, evildoers. Here is the season finale of Good Morning Evildoers. We will return on February, Friday the 13th. Content warning for this episode: Screaming, brief sounds of torture, and what might best be described as “lack-of-body horror.”

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

INTERNAL MEMO: VISUAL CONSISTENCY INITIATIVE Employees are reminded that Winifred’s physical appearance remains classified. That said, Management is curious: Based on her voice alone, what do you picture when you think of Winifred? Submissions accepted below. Artistic interpretations encouraged.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Want your Donner Party Planning Catering Staff shirt under the tree (and not, y’know, in a snowbound cabin of horrors)? Order today to squeak in delivery by Christmas (fingers crossed). Perfect for the festive cannibal enthusiast in your life. goodmorningevildoers.com/product/donn...

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

BREAKING: Someone in the mortal realm has taken the GME sigil and rendered it in textile form. Management would like to remind all employees that this is expressly forbidden… but in this case, we’re willing to overlook it because LOOK HOW COOL IT IS. All hail @quillsandpaper.bsky.social!

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

This #GivingTuesday, if you have a little to spare, it can really make a difference. We here at #GoodMorningEvildoers like to share what we can with the North Texas Food Bank and, as always, with Nature.org. We’ve only got the one planet, after all. (That you know of.)

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

And now for something completely different. Ladies and gentlethings, we have received our first ready-for-air submission, and I am ecstatic to bring this to you in Season Three. There are raccoons. In haute couture. They have a business card.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

On the longest night of the year, Good Morning Evildoers will return. Look for the final episode of Season Two on the Winter Solstice, Dec. 21. Season Three will begin on February, Friday the 13th. 𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖘𝖆𝖞 𝖜𝖊 𝖉𝖎𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚. #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama#13daysofhalloween

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Twelve…and soon, 1̴̛̝͓̭͈̘̮͉̩̯̣̖̣̗͕͛̿͛̊̄̏͘͜͝3̵̢̛̛͇̮̰̲͍̦̯͒͒̀̈́̈́̀̈̒̇̇͋̆̑͜͝͝ #goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween

A splash of blood on a gray background is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the twelfth day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...twelve witches wailing.” An image of a witch conjures a glowing orb with a bloody spot within.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

The podcast will be going on hiatus. My mother, who inspired so much of Winifred from HR, is nearing the end of her life. She has always encouraged creativity, humor, and mischief, and those gifts will live on in the show. Thank you for your patience while I step away. We’ll be back when it’s time.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

An honor just to be nominated. (All quips aside ANA is both clever and delightful, and these other shows are badass rock 'n roll tater tots.)

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Why should you listen to Good Morning Evildoers? You shouldn't. Don't let the reviews fool you. A drunk after a con told us it sounded like, "A stupid gay ripoff of Welcome to Night Vale with some old bitch." His name? Don't bother. He doesn't remember it now anyway. All he remembers is pain.

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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Hello, delicious “mutuals” and “cyberpals.” We hope you enjoy the new episode of Good Morning Evildoers, intriguingly titled Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too. Do you have a favorite Akashic Record? Please share in the “comments” — we are told that most humans enjoy sharing their opinions in this way.

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