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Gabriel

@gmarkoff.bsky.social
987 followers 622 following 855 posts

Living in SF, not a tech bro. Personal account - all stated views are my own. Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.

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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A retired SFPD cop killed his wife (also a cop) and daughter and local media immediately did the meme
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Saw Digger, am Diggerpilled, gotta get that uncut Digger
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They must have to beat RFK away with hammers to keep him from slurping this train car dry
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scott Wiener signs in people’s windows after all the matching Manny signs are taking down following one too many credible sexual assault allegations
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is this good
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The cat never skips arm day
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This movie was made in 1953 and it already has the Oil ———> American Intervention trope locked in
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Obligatory coffee pic, Cafe Trieste is great
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Odysseus coming down off that lotus
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mr. Douglas Jones
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Handsome boy
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
He got big
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This cat is so dang buff
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ok this is honesty pretty amazing. I need a dramatic reading of this. And maybe also one by Matt Berry, just because
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The main Iranian spokesperson dude is Sephiroth Posting again fwiw. I will say they are far more lyrical than Trump when they do this. Probably because they’re all PhDs
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Everything’s bad but look at this ridiculous beast
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Ahh!! Gorn Wedding!
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
All of BlueSky right now
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fuck ICE
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Watching TOS and happened to find a mood
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Pretty place
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
When you didn’t get any chicken and hit them with that I Hate Mondays stare
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Train
Train
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Hon hon hon hon
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
He died for our sins
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Look at my forecast I’m gonna drown in here
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Every single goddamn time
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Going to Costco/Going to Costco food court
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
A Lion, in Winter
Cat majestically lying on cushioned chair staring directly at the viewer, one arm outstretched forward. That’s right I said majestically
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I;m thinking about thos Beans
thos Beans
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ridiculous
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Nice argument. However, I have already depicted myself as the mighty Lord of Industry Bibendum, and you as my weak, cowering off-brand competitor with protruding nostril hair
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Palate cleanser: the old man loves his heated bed
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
lol I did not know this but of course he’s on the board of OpenAI now
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Life is a dark satire
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Awww no :(
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

'A great Shadow has departed,' said Gandalf, and then he laughed, and the sound was like music, or like water in a parched land; and as he listened the thought came to Sam that he had not heard laughter, the pure sound of merriment, for days upon days without count. It fell upon his ears like the echo of all the joys he had ever known.
But he himself burst into tears. Then, as a sweet rain will pass down a wind of spring and the sun will shine out the clearer, his tears ceased, and his laughter welled up, and laughing he sprang from his bed.
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Loaf
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Aches and Pains update
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Oh no who could have predicted this
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
tfw you chug industrial amounts of ibuprofen in preparation for the next tournament
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
tfw you do a fencing tournament at age 40
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Watching Total Recall (1990) in a bar
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The sadly predictable answer being “this culture was already deeply fucked decades earlier” in that the skull was popularized by an old as shit Prussian asshole named Mack, and all the newfangled Nazis thought he looked super hard and started using it themselves. The Punisher Skull of its time.
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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