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Breezy Bellizzi

@glyph0.bsky.social
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Inept but can operate the ♥️ button real good. Food yummy. Chicago baby. LA boy. Brooklyn aging millennial.

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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 29m
Fuck it, why not.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 5h
This is the one.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolutely. It just kills me because it's such a spineless stance, and none of the tough conservatives call out that weakness when one of them gets all wishy-washy.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's the best part about the Bible: it's a choose-your-own-adventure.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm glad we're staying focused on Epstein.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WE TAKE THINGS VERY SERIOUSLY HERE.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The crazy part is he's talking about it like he has no idea what's going on and has no control over it. Bro, YOU'RE THE FUCKING VICE PRESIDENT.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate those things so much.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wile E. Coyote's card with some words replaced. "VENT E. COLI, GENIUS. HAVE BURRITO. WILL SHIT."
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wile E. Coyote's card with some words replaced. "VENT E. COLI, GENIUS. HAVE BURRITO. WILL SHIT."
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks. Yeah, the story is sad as hell, and I hope that kid turns out okay. Maybe my fault for not reading the room before replying, but damn, the vitriol is hot today.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sure, I'll take a gander.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, this has to be satire.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Where did I say I use AI?
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uh, okay. Sorry you're not a fan of memristors.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of it. Explain.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Totally reasonable response...
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's a bit of a stretch. It is also used for inanimate objects, especially in the scientific community (memristors and shape-memory alloys, for example). You can also train your hair pattern.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Dennis Reynolds Explains The Implication
Alt: Dennis Reynolds Explains The Implication
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's my secret, Cap. I eat a breakfast sandwich literally every single minute of every single day.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No offense, but I feel like this is all I really need here.
A severely truncated story.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's a damn Tom & Jerry fridge.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly, yeah, I think it's funnier this way. And I just checked my profile which has nothing related to that stuff, so... I guess there's a secret profile somewhere? Now that would be crazy.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mine is convinced I'm a geriatric woman (I'm neither) and plays mostly adult diaper and menopause supplement commercials every time I'm on Twitch.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's just dumb and only gives them ammunition to be likewise superficial and distract from real issues.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kind of reminds me of all the comments attacking personal appearance on right-wing video reposts (punchable face, et cetera). It's just cringe-y emotional bait when we should be focused on policy and character and crimes.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tom's scream is still my #1 audio effect of all time.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Three Stooges: Moe Gets Hit by Curly
ALT: The Three Stooges: Moe Gets Hit by Curly
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Instagram is still the primary communication platform for restaurants, bars, and other venues here, unfortunately. Like, they all have their own websites too, but you can't "follow" those for updates on specials and events.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drinking Buddy for the Chicago Bears game. (His name is actually Buddy.)
Adorable pup with his chin resting on the bar.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They did this on Court Street, and the usuals are still complaining about it because it took away a travel lane. But trucks were always double-parked on either side before, so it was practically only one lane already (with insane speeders weaving through). Can't win.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moving to the green void? Call U-Haul!
A billboard in NYC for U-Haul's U-Box containers. It's a picture of two people loading a U-Box, but the background is just a solid green ground and a solid white sky.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another crack in their anti-automation stance.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's always the places with like 3.9 - 4.1 stars and the blandest-looking food imaginable.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That street was a madhouse of double-parked cars and delivery trucks. Way more dangerous and chaotic (and not much faster). And big brain over here with the Amazon conspiracy. Bikes fit in bike lanes, and he's so close to making a connection.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had a craving for a Scotch egg, and Brooklyn Burgers & Beer delivered! 📍 Park Slope, NYC 🍽️🍜 #foodsky
A restaurant table spread with a Scotch egg with aioli, three chicken tenders on a bed of lettuce, and three sliders along with a beer, a cocktail, and some ketchup.A close-up of the Scotch egg cut in half.
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allora, so what? @notnotjuan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
huge win for brookyln
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It makes more sense when you think about it from the perspective of parents who just treat school as government-funded daycare.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Few things better than a good tin and crackers. 👏
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda gives me clean-shaven Peter Stormare vibes.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminds me of the classic traffic jam animation.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exactly! And yeah, I didn't mean to imply that you are insulting anyone. It's just that it's so difficult to get all that info WITHOUT being terminally online these days. But hey, part of the agenda is to keep us so busy with our own problems that we can't see past them.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These are people who have barely heard of Flock, let alone the controversy surrounding it. Or who don't know that they are carting a vegetative McConnell to the Capitol to keep propping up the party line. Complicit media isn't helping. Most everyday people don't hear about half this stuff, if that.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know many folks who are generally reasonable, smart people, but they are so utterly behind and lost on the political landscape because a) they aren't particularly media-savvy and b) they work so much that they don't have time to dive into the rabbit holes where the terminally online reside.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotcha. I'm not familiar enough with Hellgate to say, so I'll take your word!
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
$27 for a decent buffet in NYC is on the very low end of prices.
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Captain Revo @captainrevo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘The Three-Body Problem’ by Liu Cixin
Tuvix being transported back into Tuvok and Neelix with all three appearing at once
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
Alt: Tim Robinson: You sure about that?
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shocked Pikachu meme.
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Breezy Bellizzi @glyph0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Windy af!
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