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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is what I'd say if I did anything worthwhile with my life

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 10h
Dear TBS, tonight's Dynamite has been emotional enough you did NOT have to hit us with the "If you don't give us money we're gonna have to kill these dogs" commercial on top of it all
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 11h
Mox somehow cutting THAT promo in that spot before anything happened is absolutely insane
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Mareepathon has entered Day 4
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting my day making a new friend at work
Lil’ possum guy greeting me as I open the door at work
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Officially back in the "Do I want to waste my Sundays on this shit" zone
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye
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Krusty the Clown: What The Hell Was That?!
Alt: Krusty the Clown: What The Hell Was That?!
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a Massachusetts sports fan, it’s really weird seeing a team you root for not only not be reviled, but actively rooted for by the rest of the nation. That’s the power of UMass football.
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UMass football is about to be 4-0 and I don't know how to handle a world where that's possible
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Using my high tech equipment and insane artistic skill to celebrate @mrdo.pro having at least 76 more hours of Mareepathon to go (and counting!)
The most amazing Mareep fanart to have ever existed, and also a sailboat
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My cat has noticed @mrdo.pro Mareepathon on my TV and is completely enthralled
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Vitamincream Awooga Cartoon Reaction
Alt: Cartoon wolf doing the proper Awooga reaction to dem polls
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Way too early to be getting death threats from my disposable cup
A plastic disposable cup that says “Sure, I compost.  Do you?”
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The best football team in Massachusetts
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every pick Maye throws this year costs him another 10M
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I also request, under the next presidency, that Mar-A-Lago be taken as a matter of national securtity and be turned into a data center.
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
3-0 UMass what is up my peoples
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I shouldn't buy any more cards off of ePack" *buys cards off of ePack* *doesn't regret latest purchase of cards off of ePack*
A 4 pack cloth relic card with game used swatches from Johnny Bucyk, Brad Marchand, David Pastrnak, and Adam Oates.

Yes, even though I bought them off of ePack, these are real, physical cards I can have sent to me it's not NFT's fuck that trash.
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hasan Piker becoming the #1 table issue for the GOP for the 2026 midterm elections may be the single fucking dumbest turn 6 weeks out from an election I've ever seen, but I guess it probably shows they literally have nothing else to run on.
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seeing people I follow post their Magfest confirmations and I think I’d like to go, only to remember I wouldn’t really know anyone there and my social awkwardness means I’d probably hole up in my room for most of the time there
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
got home from Collision just in time for HOOKEM
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Folks it’s Sickos Night (in honor of Andy)
My seat for tonight’s Collision and also the person in the row behind me I guess
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Waiting outside Collision and there’s a distressing amount of WWE gear in the crowd
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The trans panic every dumbass Dem is succumbing to is insane to me, when I was in high school we had two boys, not trans girls just regular ass boys, play on the field hockey team and I don’t recall shit about anyone saying anything about it. The team sucked out loud too!
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man, the Pats line is super ultra ass again this year huh?
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Patriots WR corps somehow ending up worse than last year's poo poo platter because Vrabel and company didn't want to keep a legit #2 on the roster in Boutte what a fucking disaster
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BOY SURE WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A WR LIKE KAYSHON BOUTTE ON THE TEAM RIGHT NOW
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just expel his ass from the party now and rip the band aid off, he's flipping if it lands at 51/49 anyway
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wonder if Nintendo will reprint Dread in the lead up to Ravenous, or at least give it a nice discount at the holidays in their digital sale…
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid looked amazing, Kirby looked like "Inhale of the Wild", and the rest was stuff that is either already released or already was known about. Not exactly setting my hopes on fire here...
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel like if the Kokiri Forest didn't have a zillion particle effects that made it look like a fan trailer it would have hooked me from the go, but the final trailer certainly piqued my interest much better...
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First Gonzalez, now Minten, hey @redsox.com if you wanna drop a Tolle extension right about now we can finish off the trifecta...
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna coin the phrase Autorina of Crime right here and now before Nintendo announces that the OoT remake releases day and date with GTA6 I had it first jerks
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My most likely completely inaccurate read of the GOP's state right now: They know they're absolutely cooked in the House, and that the Senate is probably a coin flip on whether they can keep the Dems below the 52 they need to keep control (with Fetterman in the wings to flip if they need it)
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The correct answer to this is "Why do you refuse to have him on your show and ask him these questions directly?"
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Michael Jordan reading this and thinking “I had to go play baseball for two years because of this and he just gets a fucking sponsorship off of it?”
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Has anyone considered that Fetterman is a Fred Flintstone situation and just needs a new brain trauma to snap him back into a decent human being?
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait did they turn off my victory lap!?!
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Manifesting bowl-eligible UMass into reality
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the worst thing to happen to New Jersey since...well not many good things happen to New Jersey to begin with...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/09/2026
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Nice Punt Sickos Committee Logo
Alt: Nice Punt Sickos Committee Logo
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
NICE PUNT
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have to be up for work in 6 1/2 hours but I'll be fucking damned if I miss UMass finishing this game off, for better or worse
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/09/2026
The last time UMass led a P4 team in the 4th quarter was against Vanderbilt on September 13, 2014.
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who's gonna give UMass the pity vote in the AP? Some brave soul needs to do the deed
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
UMass may be the only team I root for that the rest of the world embraces when they're not being tremendous fuckups
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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sam the Minuteman baby
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 02/09/2026
stupid little thing i scribbled not based on any current world events or anything
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