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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's still funny they called it "Double Dribble"
Box art for the Konami Nintendo game Double Dribble
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I find it fascinating that Harry Nilson's biggest hits were written by other people (without you, everybody's talkin), and had two hits he wrote recorded by other people (one, without you). His one top ten hit that he wrote and performed was a novelty song, "Coconut"
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You low key can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paxton running a national campaign for a statewide election might be a Brewsters Millions type situation
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's some brutal meme wars going on in the comment sections of facebook. Just the dankest of the dank vs even danker. I fear for everyone's safety.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every once in a while I think of this and laugh
I'm 37 years old, and just today realized it's called bird of paradise because it looks like the left picture, not the right...
then a photo of a Birds of Paradise flower, an curate drawing of why it's called that, and then a silly version of what the poster thought it looked like.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1987 Mort Drucker illustration mocking old rockers. When I posted this in 2017 I believe everyone but Jerry was still playing. We've lost a few in the following 9 years, but nearly 40 years later a lot are still gracing stages and packing arenas.
MAD Magazine drawing with Micky Dolenz, Davy Jones, and Peter Tork of The Monkees, Rolling Stones, Ringo and Paul, Jerry Garcia in a wheel chair, Crosby and Nash, Pete and Roger of The Who, and lots of ointments and drugs associated with aging.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My podcast went to an ad break as I finished drying my hands after completing washing the dishes. Miracles are real.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To make a silly joke, I was looking up every Smith that ever played for the Phillies, and I found a phenomenal one www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/sm...
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Phenomenal Smith Stats, Height, Weight, Position, Rookie Status & More | Baseball-Reference.com
Check out the latest Stats, Height, Weight, Position, Rookie Status & More of Phenomenal Smith. Get info about his position, age, height, weight, draft status, bats, throws, school and more on Baseba...
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mom says she got me a RHCP album from Woolworth's
album cover for Chilli Willi And The Red Hot Peppers – "Bongos Over Balham"
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you know a lot of people tried to convince him to play a different instrument Calvin Keys (February 6, 1942 – April 14, 2024) was an American jazz guitarist
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is that Richard Edson dancing with Madonna?
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big respect to the woman wearing the Hurts jersey to the cowboys ravens game in Brazil. Go birds!
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring up working for ICE - or any damn ICE related association - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this hat.
Baseball hat that says in smallish letters: PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
Philadelphia Pennsylvania 
NATIONAL LEAGUE
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Birthday to John Coltrane, Ray Charles, Bruce Springsteen, & Ani Difranco. Pretty impressive day for American music.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw a porno magazine on the ground today.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
According to the Inflation Calculator, Caps for Sale would now cost $11.96 a cap.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tears for fears 2026
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t stop, I am addicted to the shindig 😞
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The “remember me” button on websites actually works, but it’s run by the guy from Memento.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Toe beans, toe beans, toe beans, toe beans, please don’t scratch me just because you can
My Cat with lifted paw showing toe beans
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whoever comes up with the fake tv show ads they show during football is hilarious. Not really sure why they make them, but it’s a good bit and i appreciate it.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sluggo is literature
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Melville hated second wave ska.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What have you done today to increase shareholder value?
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's the terror of knowing what this world is about
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
raisins rouges sans pepins? Settle down French.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unfortunately wondering again. Not sure that it matters.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anthony Kiedis voice: Wawa parking lot
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just saw an ad for a gambling app
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Baseball on the radio.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Has anyone noted that libraries are in a sense a form of a data center, and then used AI to showcase this keen observation? Anyone working on this?
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hour Back Get it?
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have watched this at least 20 times and counting.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thinking again about the contributors to George Magazine
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Remember that lady who lip synced Trump?
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Scrabble was invented by a man named Alfred Butts. I am being very mature about learning this. Nothing funny at all.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
just had a memory that is a combo of a lot of people that are no longer with us. In high school a 14 year old Kobe Bryant and I spent a month together in PT icing our knees without sharing a single word. He complained about the radio playing Whitney’s “I will always love you” every single day.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I bought all the remaining egg bagels, sorry If you were hoping to get a few.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I microwaved fish at the office (The Goldfish® Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar in my daughter’s dinner leftovers)
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyone know of a good void to scream into? Please only serious replies.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🧹🧹🧹 Ring the bell
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Are there things you are lower c conservative about? I think a bass should only have four strings.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Will I understand Coyote vs. Acme if I haven’t seen Coyote Ugly?
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
T. Rex writing a perfect song: Oh I like that chord, keep playing it, hmmm. Ooh ooh Strange lady you’re a beautiful baby Be my space baby I think we’re good, hit record.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
70s rock star with a crush on a black woman: oh man, I have to write the most racist song imaginable.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This post should have 8 million likes.
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My grandma and your grandma, Were sittin' by the fire
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Glorious Typing @glorioustyping.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pro tip: if you’re the person choosing the stock photo for an article about vaccinations, it doesn’t need to be a needle going into an arm! There’s lots of other options that don’t make people recoil and or squirm.
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