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Dandy Dirky

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Dirt-Bag Lawyer and Enemy From Within

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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 1h
Ya. Fuck this guy. He also confirmed Todd Blanche.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 2h
It’s like Spinal Tap 😂😂
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 12h
Uhm. Uhm. That’s quite a statement piece.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Completely devoid.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It really shouldn’t be a close call because Donalds is a raging MAGA asshole.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tHe dEeP STatE!!!
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope he doesn’t think he is a good and inspiring speaker with this insipid bullshit.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good job. Protecting against fascism one case at a time.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it’s not dead I don’t care
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man. Jump scare. Give a warning before we have to see this deplorable woman’s face.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate this timeline involuntarily inflicted on us. I never voted for the rotting piece of shit and yet …. I fucking hate the Republican Party.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s bad when their knuckledragging base directs it at them.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey now. That can be fun. 🙃
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that will be easy for me because I guess I boycotted them years ago because their coffee is shitty.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If he lied, then they — the majority— have the power to bring perjury charges? Charge him then or shut the fuck up.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are y’all beginning to understand why is mother chose the fentanyl?
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But regrettably not dead
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SCOTUS!
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt is a really shitty attorney. Our profession is littered with shitty assholes. Sadly.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They are cartoonishly stupid
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Wile E. Coyote, without the charming panache though.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first step to make this a reality is to vote and nullify the impact of pricks like Eric Schmitt and then demand accountability and trials.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You mean the serial plagiarist, Benny, the one who is paid by Russian propagandists and is definitely one of the closeted gay mafia that Hunter Biden was talking about.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You would think your former party would stop calling Smith up to testify because he owns them every time.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The comments on Schmitt’s Insta are hilariously brutal.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So. Can we quit bagging on Sputter because she’s a little shit, although I love her.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey y’all. It’s a good morning because you aren’t MAGA Turd Eric Schmitt and the entire country isn’t unmercifully mocking you.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alien body… as long as he keeps that shirt on for Christ sake
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yikes. He needs a shower
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There folks, is someone so lacking in decency and shame.. just arrogant hubris .. oh … and a shitty (I mean real shitty) lawyer.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More like eating paste or sniffing glue … tic tac toe is even too advanced
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And a woman called him out on his sports teams being wrong 😂😂😂
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She really needs to lay off the hallucinogens
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He purports to be an attorney.. you know the profession that is supposed to be good stewards of the facts. 😂😂
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Wile E. Coyote without the charming panache of course. Loved how he puffed up his prosecutorial bona fides before grounding a perjury charge in his own fuck-wittery. What. A. Dumb. Fuck.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt is a PSA for law schools to tighten their admissions and graduation policies. Pretty shitty prosecutor if he cannot even get the most fundamental facts correct before leveling a perjury charge grounded only in his fuckwittery. St Louis U Law’s finest folks.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Giggle
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A new rope is my choice
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope they use a new, stiff rope.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
St Louis University Law’s finest. What a fuckwit fake attorney who can’t even get the most fundamental facts correct. A lawyer who should be a competent steward of the facts. What an appalling embarrassment to the legal profession.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She did some dog walking
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He purports to be an attorney too… St Louis University School of Law’s finest… what an embarrassment to the legal profession
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some dumb staffer will get fired and this purported attorney will learn nothing … but he will be the butt of jokes that will stick to him like a potatoe
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pilot fish as Steve Schmidt aptly applied to him
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s almost unthinkable she is worse than Lindsay who was pretty fucking awful and still dead.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haha! Having sat in class with future ones and practicing with current ones, your observation stands up 😉😉
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey now 😉
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That was the best part.
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Dandy Dirky @gloriousbasterd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And she did 😂😂
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