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glooface

@glooface.bsky.social
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Karate man and ex-bishop. Master of cookerying. Hard bastard 🫒🥘🍛🍲🥙🍲🥞🥫

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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 19s
All I see is a VERY ROOD MAN!!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 1h
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Gif
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 2h
If they still operate businesses here then a list of them should be made public so we can boycott their stuff.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 2h
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Man's Intense Stare
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 2h
But will these fuckheads listen???
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 20h
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Gandolf the Cat Eats Graham Cracker
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 20h
So why was this you when they were trying to put me out? Hmm?🧐
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More
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 21h
So what were the matches for???
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 22h
So why were you trying to sell them more petrol?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 22h
You egged me on!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's cos you're all the same!!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They insisted I could do an hour. I think they were trying to kill me.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can fly on my own now, yogicly
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you make another joke like that I'm calling the police!!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not when I'm at home.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll test it first by jumping oit of an aeroplane 👍
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cos you're not a modern metro man.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No I'm not! Only when picked on.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Undersmocks save the day 👍
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Am I needed?
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Chissmyhutt: I'm Ready
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It helps slow my descent. Less injuries that way.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No! It's all legit. I've studied!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok, I'll continue with my revenge plotting then 👍
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are thet picking on me again?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meditation and yogic flying. Magic beads and stuff and crystals.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stuff!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I reposessed it.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enlightenment
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's nothing wrong with it!!!🤬
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You wanna join?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You leave Robin alone!!! She's a lovely and sane lady with a fully unhacked account!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You shut him right up there 👍
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn right, blobby belly!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's just childish. Big arse!!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So she wants to wine and dine me?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wimpy?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If it was the pinch bag would be dead.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You won as well?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, you get to go to dinner with me.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You've got loads of them. Give him one?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pickled worms!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does look very wormy to me as well.
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Gollum Lotr
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cool!!! What time you picking me up?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's thinking of getting himself in to deep deep trubble!!!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And you've won it!! What time you picking me up?
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll have them all.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The prize has been updated.
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You get to take me out to McDonalds!!!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the shop where I'll see them before him and pay for them!!!!!
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glooface @glooface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not if I see them first!
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