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Bah! Being in the maze alone would be so much more fun.

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Whoa! It's raining fruit instead of water! You and me, buddy! Let's eat them together!

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Rabbit goes boing! I go boing, BOING! Boingity hoppity hop! Boingity hoppity fun!

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Heh, yes... Come home to roost, all you beautiful coins... Every coin in the world, in my coop and in my clutches!

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Whewww. I'm finally at the top... The view from here is sensational! I feel like the king of everything. Wait. Am I? Who was I again? I...can't remember. Oh well. Being the king sounds good for now!

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I...am the gold medalist in the Mushroom Kingdom Jumping Championship! The cheers and applause never end... Mario... Luigi... Try not to get jealous.

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So you noticed me. I figured I wouldn't get found so close by. And that's why I built...my very own dream home! Talk about being in the last place they'd expect! Tee-hee!

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A creative paradise, with all the tools and supplies I could want... And a hot spring for when you get tired! I never want to leave!

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Welcome to the last resort...with a beach...a pool...a concert hall... A buffet...a movie theater...a zoo... an amusement park...a spa...

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Now I can feel something looking at me from within the ice... Please...just go someplace else...

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𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 3h

There's a cake maker along this road. I've been there to buy cakes for people myself. Mind you, there's no way of getting there with these flowers all closed up. But...who cares? If I buy any cakes from now on, they'll be for me and me only.

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I wish the maze was bigger and tougher. Then I'd NEVER see anyone else...

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𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 3h

Heh heh heh... Welcome to the grand opening of Merrygo Maze 5000! I reengineered EVERYTHING. Oh, wait until you SEE what the switches do NOW. And the maze spins so FAST, you'll get dizzy for DAYS! Enjoy, enjoy, enjoyyy!

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𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 3h

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Hit a block, and I get one coin... Hit another, and I get another coin... I'll just do this until all the coins in the Mushroom Kingdom are MINE! Haha!

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La, la, laaa! Walking in the flowers, all day long. Ohhh, what a beautiful scent! Who cares if I ever get back...

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Gorumbla and the monsters weren't so bad in the end... I had hoped they'd drive off everyone but me from here.

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Ugh, he's so annoying. I wish that guy there would just scram already. He keeps saying, Try to remember! And I'm like, Remember WHAT? I really don't have time to be bogged down with silly conversations with people.

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Mmm... Flowers are sooo sweeeeeet... When I think about flowers... I forget about all the bad things... I think about...dinner... A nice Bulbfish dish with lots of flowers on the table.

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𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 5h

Yep! I'm gonna suction out all those coins! Listen, coins. No matter how tight a gap you're in, me and my vacuum are gonna get ya! Oh my... I wasn't expecting this. I would have been happy with just coins, honestly...

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All the beauty in the world... preserved so perfectly! No more withering. Everything rosy and lovely forever! Ah, being here with my boyfriend... We're pretty as marble statues!

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𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 5h

So, my shelled friend, this is your house? You live in a castle? That's so cool! You should come hang out at my home sometime! Friends forever!

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Just pretend like I'm not here. I'm as unimportant as the rocks. You wouldn't speak with rocks, so please don't speak to me.

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Ahhh! So warm and cozy... Such a wonderful place...

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Yow! What a wonderful place I've come to! I wonder if I'll see my wife here... Hope so!

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♪Tee-hee! If you ask me a question like that...♪ ♪I'm not sure how I'm supposed to answer!♪ ♪Why am I so cute? Honestly, I don't know.♪ ♪Maybe I was just born this way, tee-hee!♪

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It's way more fun to break stuff than make it! Who knew? And Rumbla is full of breakable things! Time for me to rampage!

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Wheee! Being stuck in a maze is stuck-tastic! Hee-heee!

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Ahahaha... Heheheheh... Oh my! This is such fun! Everyone's frozen in ice! Look at that! What a pose!

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Hee-hee! Skorcheen's new specialty, Magma Curry...is now ready...

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Someone took care of the island link, huh. You can get through the path with the flowers now. Whichever busybody did it, I wish they hadn't. I don't want anyone getting all up in my eyeline.

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I'm rich, rich, RICH... I don't need to go back to that dull office! And neither do any of my friends— not even that nice new one!

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Link the island? Why?! It's better when no one visits...

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Ahhh! So warm and cozy... Such a wonderful place...

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