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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

for #stolitz kiss week: a full moon era sleepy kiss

Blitz is crouched on the bed between Stolas' thighs, removing his belt. His jacket and boots are already discarded. He says, "Let's make this quick, alright? I got boss shit to get done."

Stolas has his legs spread wide and he's blushing as he says, "OHHH YES~! Tell me what dirty, compromising position you want me in, boss~"

Cut to six hours later... Blitz and Stolas are passed out together in bed, surrounded by sex toys. They are both sleeping peacefully with Blitz using Stolas' chest as a pillow.

Slowly Stolas wakes up... and then his eyes fly open wide and he thinks, 'Oh no!'

He gently tries to shake Blitz awake as he says, "Oh Blitzy, dear? I'm quite certain you didn't mean to fall asleep..."

Blitz looks groggy as shit, his eyes barely opening as he says, "nng?"

Blitz has one eye cracked open. He still looks dazed and half-asleep as he says, "N'yeah sure, gimmie five more minutes, 'kay?"

He leans over and kisses Stolas on the chin... like maybe he was aiming for his cheek or his beak and missed. There's a loud SMECK sound. Stolas looks stunned.

Blitz settles back down against Stolas, his eyes closed. He says, "Then we can go 'nother round..." Stolas is touching the spot where Blitz kissed him, still looking shocked, his pupils visible.

Then Stolas settles back down with Blitz, looking overjoyed as he hugs him close, a blush on his cheeks. He thinks, 'Perhaps five more minutes couldn't hurt.'

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it's #stolitz kiss week day 1! rescued 🐎 can you blame a guy for dreaming?

Stolas and Blitz are riding on horseback, with Blitz at the reins. Stolas is wearing what looks like a sexy saloon girl costume and Blitz is dressed like a sexy cowboy. Stolas is swooning as he says, "Oh, you've saved my life! Your rescue was so very clever and badass— and your horse is so cool!"

Stolas places a hand against Blitz's chest as he asks, "How can I EVER repay you?"

Blitz replies, "Well... I always wanted to try kissin' my way 'round a beak..."

Blitz pulls Stolas in by the back of his head and they kiss. In the next panel, Blitz is tonguing at Stolas' neck. Stolas cries out, "Oh, Blitz! Blitz!" and then "Blitz?" in a more faded speech bubble.

"Blitz? BLITZ!" Stolas yells.

Blitz is seated at his desk, eyes closed as he horny day dreams, his tongue sticking out as he drools a little bit. One of his hands is squeezing Stolas' imaginary chest fluff. Nice.

Stolas' yelling snaps him out of it. He jumps in his seat and yells, "Whuh—! What in the feathery tits!"

Stolas stands in front of him, looking annoyed. He asks, "What in the hells has got you so distracted?"

Blitz replies, "Uhhhhhh..." And then he's sweating as he goes on to explain, "N-Nothing! Definitely not a boner-popping daydream, I'll tell you that! HAHAHA... Anyway, you wanted me— Needed me— I mean— Whatcha need, Stols?"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

chapter 10: Stolas and Blitz do words... and sex! #stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/588769...

Blitz stops moving abruptly, his dick buried as deep as possible inside the bird. He’s sweating and breathing heavily, his body shaking from all the exertion as he spits out, “Seriously?? You really wanna talk about this shit while I’m balls deep inside you?!”

Stolas huffs out between panting breaths, “I don’t see why not! It’s rather important! If not now, then when?”

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

idk I just think they'd get along

Blitz Helluva Boss stands across from Wile E Coyote Looney Tunes. Blitz says, "Sooo let's see if I got this right... First you lay out the seeds to STOP the bird." Wile nods.

Blitz goes on, "Then you grab 'em REAL tight..." He's starting to look excited. Wile nods again.

Blitz asks, "... Uhhh and then what?" Wile looks very excited, licking his lips as he produces a sign that says, "EAT HIM."

Blitz replies, "FUCK YEAH!! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Eat out that birdpuss sloppy style!"

Blitz imagines eating out Stolas' birdpuss sloppy style, just as he said. Wile imagines the Roadrunner on a dinner plate, tied up so nicely in a red bow. They're both salivating and looking kinda horny about it.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

another #stolitz comic for @maidtosin.bsky.social! this one was a collab with @sonnet009.bsky.social, who came up with the delicious concept and story beats 😍

Stolas looks bright and chipper against a pastel background as he says, "Thank you for visiting Maid to Sin! I hope we'll see you again soon~"

In the next panel he looks tired against a darker background, cigarette in hand. He's sitting on the steps out in the alleyway.

Blitz bursts out the side door, throwing his wig on the ground and yelling, "Fuckin' DICK!"

Stolas wordlessly passes Blitz the cigarette as Blitz starts to rant, "This prick at table six kept sendin' the food back— Fucker found something wrong every. Single. Time. Then— Then— Then he says some shit like, 'Just love watchin' you walk away, dollface.'"

Blitz is angrily pacing as he puffs the cigarette. He passes it back to Stolas as he says, "Yeah, well, you know what I'd just love? I'd loooove to watch you take a nosedive off a tall bridge, asshole!"

Stolas is smiling. Takes a drag before passing it back again. Blitz continues to rant, "'The customer is always right,' my little red ass!"

Blitz continues to complain, "Should've spit in his food, but I bet the sick fuck woulda been into that." He's shocked out of his anger when he hears the sound of Stolas laughing.

Stolas says, "Well, who wouldn't?"

Blitz smiles as he takes another drag. As he passes it back their hands brush and he says, "You know... Maybe WE could swap some spit if you catch my dri—"

He's interrupted by Verosika yelling from inside the cafe, "You two better not be fucking around out there again! Your break's over! Get your asses back inside!"

Blitz puts his wig back on while yelling back, "Alright, alright! Don't get your tits in a twist!"

Stolas stands up and flicks the cigarette away as he asks, "Shall we?"

Blitz gestures to the door, smiling as he says, "After you, legs."

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

here's one of the silly little #stolitz comics I did for Maid to Sin!

"Mmm..." Stolas sighs as he surveys the two coins and pocket lint in his hand. He thinks, "My monetary gains have been rather sparse today..."

But he perks up as he remembers, "Perhaps I should implement Verosika's expert advice!"

Flashback to Verosika's advice: She's bent forward with a spoonful of whipped cream as she explains, "Be sure to bend over and give 'em a nice eyeful. Even better if you can draw attention to the goods—"

She demonstrates by dragging the spoon over her chest, some of the whipped cream getting on her titties. "Oops! What a dirty mess I've made~" she play acts. "I'm suuuch a klutz~!"

Stolas is now with his next customer, who is Travis Hazbin Hotel. Stolas asks, "More coffee for you, sir?" as he bends forward to pour a cup. Blitz is in the background, taking advantage of the view.

"Would you like cream with that?" Stolas asks, holding up a little saucer of cream and "accidentally" spilling some on his chest feathers.

"Oh my! How very clumsy of me~!" Stolas coos. Travis seems to be enjoying the show and Blitz is clearly Not Happy about it.

"Woah! Got real messy there, didja?" Blitz asks as he suddenly pops up behind Stolas with a cloth. He offers, "Here, lemme just—"

Stolas tries to interject, "Oh! I-It's quite alright, Blitz—!"

Blitz uses his free hand to pull Stolas closer to his side as he looks at Travis and says, "Now what kinda boss would I be if I let my employee walk around lookin' like someone just shot a load all over his feathered tits, huh?" Travis is just smiling politely.

Blitz leans in with the cloth saying, "Don't worry, I got it for ya—"

But then instead of using the towel, he starts to lick the cream off Stolas' feathers.

"BLITZY!!" Stolas exclaims, hearts in his eyes as Blitz goes to town on his feathered titties.

Blitz says, "I like mine with cream AND sugar. C'mere~" He reaches for Stolas' face to pull him closer.

They end up making out on Travis' table, but he definitely doesn't mind. He looks thrilled as he films the show.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

this is a scene from the first chapter of @dojoloachz.bsky.social's #stolitz Animal Crossing AU fic! they're both clearly making a good first impression 🤭

“...Well what the fuck do you want?”

Stolas’ beak opened and closed several times and then he cleared his throat. “I… th….the…. the mayor…?”

The imp had already seemed quite upset with him… but now he looked like he was ready to leap over the desk and strangle him as he pushed himself to stand and slammed his hands on the desk.

“Are you fucking stupid? Who do you think I am?”

Stolas stared at him for several long seconds before slowly lowering his gaze down to the placard on his desk. “...The Resident Services Manager?”

The imp blinked and looked down at the placard as well. His eyes widened and he gasped, his hand flying up to his forehead.

“Oh shit, shit… fuck… sorry, I, uh…” he looked over at the other desk, then back up at Stolas, held up a finger for him to wait a moment, then scuttled over to that one. “Alright, let's try that again. Hi, my name is Blitzø, the o is silent, and I’m the mayor of I.M.P. Island!”

He adjusted the placard on the new desk, the one that read ‘Mayor’, and smiled brightly up at Stolas as if he hadn’t just been incredibly rude. Stolas decided it was probably in his best interest to move past it as well.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @dojoloachz.bsky.social!! thank you for sharing your creativity and bringing such joy to the #stolitz fandom! this comic is a scene I love from chapter 2 of Tears of a Clown 💖 read it HERE: archiveofourown.org/works/747857...

Millie said sternly. “I think if you like him you should at least try to tell him how you feel. Who knows… maybe he feels the same way!”

“M’kay, Millie? I think you’re forgetting one super important detail here. The clown doesn’t fucking talk.” Blitzø sighed, pinching the space between his eyes. “So I can’t exactly go walking up to him and be like… Hello, wanna choke on my cock? If you can choke, that is. And, hey, maybe later I can bend you over and plow your feathery ass?”

“That was awful specific.” Millie pointed out with a shit eating grin. Blitzø flipped her off.

“I’m sorry, but doesn’t it seem a little insane to be talking about this when he’s sitting right fucking next to us?” Moxxie spat, gesturing at the owl who was, in fact, sitting in the chair directly next to Blitzø.

The clown had been flailing around in the corner when he stomped into the dining hall this morning, but since he knew he wouldn’t understand Blitzø started ranting about his dream to M&M anyway without worrying too much about it. The owl had eventually stopped what he was doing and came over to sit next to Blitzø, resting his chin on his palms while he “listened” to their conversation. Clearly none of the words they had said were being taken in by him, but he seemed happy to be included.

Blitzø turned to look at the owl. “I’m sorry, are we bothering you?” The owl just stared at him with that perma-grin plastered on his face and blinked slowly. Blitzø turned back to face Moxxie. “Looks like he doesn’t give a fuck, Moxx.”

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

my last stock of Maid To Sin zines are now available in my shop! 💖 www.etsy.com/shop/glitzbot 💖

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

this was supposed to be for the #stolitz week prompt: too hot to handle 😎 that's one way to have some fun in the water!

Stolas is seated in an inflatable kiddie pool. He looks unsure as he says, "I must say, Blitz, this is quite a em... creative way to enjoy the water."

Blitz is stepping into the pool with him as he replies, "Yeahhh it's no fancy-ass pool..." He crowds in closer to Stolas, lifting the bird's leg as he crawls between his thighs. "But I figured your thirsty ass wouldn't pass up the chance to see MY ass squeeze into this tight little number."

Stolas' beak digs into his bottom lip. Then he replies, "My, you know me so well~"

They're about to start making out sloppy style when they're rudely interrupted by a loud, "AHEM."

A Karen fish lady is there with her child on a leash. She complains, "This is a PUBLIC PARK. There are CHILDREN here, you filthy degenerates!" as she tries to cover her child's eyes. The child looks unbothered.

Blitz and Stolas wear twin expressions of irritation. Blitz yells, "FUCK OFF, snatch, we ARE the public!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

happy happy birthday to @sonnet009.bsky.social! 🥳💖💖 this comic is a scene I adore from her fic The Hitman's Boyfriend— which I HIGHLY recommend giving a read if you love a good #stolitz canon-divergent AU! archiveofourown.org/works/577655...

Stolas closed the portal, leaving him and Blitzø alone in yet another alley, and tilted his head at him questioningly.

Blitzø ground his teeth, his tail swishing, before he said, as if he were picking up an earlier conversation, “Look, I really just think you should let me suck your dick.”

Stolas blinked.

“Or, like, stick my tongue in your belly button or something.” Blitzø shrugged. “I dunno. I just really think that would help right now.”

“Help with what?” Stolas asked, stunned and baffled at every turn by him today. “What is going on, Blitz?”

Blitzø threw out his hands. “I don’t know! I just can’t stop thinking about it!”

“About what?”

“About lots of shit, Stolas, okay? It’s none of your business. Can’t a guy even— Do you think you have nipples?”

Stolas’ hands came up to check of their own accord—until this moment, he hadn’t even thought about it.

“Well?” Blitzø looked at him expectantly, tail still lashing.

Stolas just stared at him, reeling from whatever this conversation was.

“Come on, big bird—you got dem nips or not?”

“I do,” Stolas said, hands still on his chest.

“Well, okay—whip ‘em out.” Blitzø gestured impatiently. “Lemme have a lick.”

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

clown Stolas being a little rascal for @dojoloachz.bsky.social's DTIYS! congrats on 2k on twitter!! 🎉💖 #dojoloachz2kdtiys

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

belated piece for #stolitz week: jealousy 😈

Stolas is sitting at the office desk, mug of tea in hand, his expression cold and unimpressed as he watches an imp interact with Blitz. The imp says, "I saw you on TV! You were INCREDIBLE!"

Blitz is basking in the praise a bit. He replies, "Oh, yeah? Well I— I guess the camera HAS always loved me..."

The other imp asks, "Are you hiring? PLEASE tell me there's an opening?" He rests his hand on Blitz's chest and Stolas' vision is LOCKED IN on the motion.

Stolas is gripping the mug tight in his hand as he watches, his eye twitching. The imp says, "I'll do ANY position!" and Stolas sees red, accidentally crushing the mug in his hand.

Stolas looks over at his hand, now bleeding and with pieces of ceramic cutting into his skin. He says, "Ow..."

The small cry of pain gets Blitz's attention and he whips his head around, yelling out a dramatic, "STOLAS!"

Blitz rushes to Stolas' side to bandage his wound. Stolas looks embarrassed and says, "Ah... How clumsy of me."

Blitz insists, "It's not your fault!" with a sweet, concerned expression. Then he turns around, angry as he shouts, "DAMMIT MOXXIE! I told you not to fucking buy those cheap-ass mugs!!"

Blitz kisses Stolas' bandaged hand and asks, "Better?"

Stolas replies, "Very much so." His grin is smug as he looks towards the other imp, who now looks awkwardly out of place.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

#radiostatic for my bestie @dingbatsy.bsky.social's birthday! happiest birthday, Batsy!! I hope you have as great of a day as Alastor is having here 💖

Without a body, Vox is very easy to step on and Alastor is doing just that. Alastor tuts, "My, my! How the mighty has fallen~" as he looms over Vox.

Vox looks pissed off, but he's also got a little blush. He kinda likes it. He yells, "FUCK YOU!" Which is absolutely what he wishes they were doing.

Vox continues to yell, "Ohhhhh I'm going to make you REGRET this, you washed-up piece of—!"

Vox cuts off as Alastor picks him up. Alastor purrs, "You know... You're ACTUALLY somewhat appealing when you're like this, Vox." Alastor scratches down Vox's screen like a twisted version of caressing someone's cheek.

Vox watches the motion and stutters, "Wh— W-wait— Really...?" Somehow all the blood is rushing to his dick even though he doesn't have a body right now.

Alastor looks thoughtful as he hums, "Mmm."

And then his expression switches to bright and cheerful as he replies, "No! ❤️"

Vox jolts in Alastor's grasp. Alastor laughs as he carries Vox away under his arm while Vox continues cursing him out.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

[pg 3 of 3 + bonus panel] they make a pretty good team, hm? #stolitz

The bullet from the gun hits one of the Fizz display's teeth and bounces off. The tooth remains standing.

Even still, Stolas looks on in shock. He says, "I hit it!" Next to him, Blitz cheers, "Fuck yeah!"

Blitz reaches into his coat as he says, "Now that was a prize-worthy shot, if you ask me!"

The carnival employee starts to argue, "But he didn't knock it dow—" But he quickly changes his tune when he sees Blitz pull out his gun with a scary look on his face. The employee goes on, "Ooooh! Yeah, yeah! DEFINITELY worth a prize!!"

Stolas says, "Wonderful! I'll take this one!" As he reaches over the counter and helps himself to a prize. The employee looks defeated as he mutters, "Sure, why not?"

Stolas presents a horse plush to Blitz and says, "For you, darling."

Blitz's eyes are wide and sparkling as he says, "Holy shit..."

He clutches the horse to his chest and says, "I'm gonna call her Bubblebomb. She'll get along great with the others at home. Except Frank, but he's a jealous bitch."

Stolas looks pleased with Blitz's reaction.

Stolas and Blitz go back to holding hands as they move along. Stolas says, "Shall we go threaten more carnival employees?"

Blitz looks smitten as he replies, "Fuckin' A, you're really a man after my heart, Stols."

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

#stolitz carnival date continues [pg 2 of 3]

At the game counter, Stolas asks the booth employee, "How does one play this game to procure a prize?"

Blitz is eyeing the other imp with suspicion as he slides over some money so Stolas can play.

The carnival employee replies, "Oh it's TOO easy, pal!" He gestures at the wall behind him, where there's a clown face display that resembles a robo Fizz. He explains, "See the clown? You just gotta knock any one'a his teeth down. It's so simple! Wanna try it?"

Stolas replies, "Oh yes, please!" As he reaches to take the toy gun the employee offers him.

Stolas leans over the counter while he tries to line up his shot, his ass sticking out in a totally slutty way. He asks, "Mmm does this look alright? Blitz?"

Blitz's eyes are glued to Stolas' ass as he says, "Ohoooo yeah~"

Blitz slides his hands down Stolas' torso as he amends, "Except you're too stiff, birdie."

He squeezes Stolas' ass as he says, "You gotta loosen up this tight little ass!"

"Oh!" Stolas cries out as he accidentally pulls the trigger on the toy gun.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Stolitz Week: Carnival [pg 1 of 3] this will be a very normal and well-adjusted date night, I'm sure #stolitzweek #stolitz

Stolas and Blitz are holding hands while they walk around a carnival in the Pride ring. Blitz says, "These shoddy fucking games are just MEANT to rip you off. And they're always run by some sleazy bastard."

Blitz jabs a thumb at himself as he goes on to say, "I should fuckin' know! I used to man booths like these sometimes!" (self burn. but Blitz knows what he is)

Stolas notices a certain game and says, "Oooh! That one looks fun!"

Blitz looks annoyed as he mutters, "Bitch were you even listening..."

Then Blitz rolls his eyes and huffs. He asks, "You want to play it, don't you?"

Stolas looks very excited, so it's no surprise when he drags Blitz towards the booth by their joined hands with an enthusiastic, "YES!!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Blitz berating Moxxie for being overly complicated, but proud when Stolas does it... EVERYTHING I WANTED TY

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

can confirm, this is EXACTLY what it feels like to work in post-production

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @42paintbrushes.bsky.social!! 🎉💖 a little birdie told me you'd love some #stolitz pirates 🏴‍☠️

Blitz sits atop a treasure chest, with Stolas in his lap. He's using his tail to bind Stolas' hands behind his back. With one hand Blitz is gripping Stolas' leg and with the other he's squeezing his ass. Blitz is looking horny about it as he says, "Time to plunder this booty~!"

Stolas is also looking happy and horny about it. He exclaims, "Oh yes, Captain!! Blow me down!!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

a lil preview of one of my comics for Maid To Sin 💖 Blitz is such a great boss, isn't he? always quick to help an employee in need! with no ulterior motive whatsoever!! this zine is chock full of STUNNING and HILARIOUS work! be sure to fill out the interest form so you don't miss out!

Blitz pops out from behind Stolas' massive skirt, looking overly cheerful and brandishing a towel. He says, "Woah! Got real messy there, didja? Here, let me just—"

Stolas has some kind of white SUBSTANCE all over his chest feathers. He looks startled by Blitz's sudden appearance and replies, "Oh! I-it's quite alright, Blitz!"

The customer, Travis Hazbin Hotel, watches the scene unfold, similarly surprised by Blitz's sudden appearance. HMMM how will this comic unfold, I wonder?? Find out in the full Maid to Sin zine!

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

fanart I made for @dojoloachz.bsky.social's stolitz bug fic 🐞💖🐛 you can read it here! archiveofourown.org/works/822255...

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

chapter 9: Blitz gets ready for a hot date with Stolas 💖 #stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/588769...

"Sooo whaddya think?" Blitz asks as he exits the bathroom, doing a little spin to show off his outfit. He's dressed to impress in a dark red button down shirt with black suspenders. His skull pendant is fastened to his belt, allowing him to keep the top buttons of his shirt undone.

"Pretty snazzy, huh?" Blitz asks the potted flowers sitting on the end table. He pauses pauses as he looks down at himself… and then undoes another button on his shirt. “There we go! Stolas ain’t the only slut who can serve up some hot titty action, am I right?” Blitz grabs his chest to emphasize his point, the plants snapping their jaws as if in agreement.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

pg 17 (END) aaaand they never got around to cooking 🤭

Much later... Loona opens the front door and as she walks inside the apartment, she says, "Okay, I'm home! Stop if you're doing anything—"

She trails off as she says, "... Weird..." while she surveys the apartment. Blitz and Stolas are sitting on the kitchen floor, covered in questionable looking substances. Stolas' feathers look ruffled and Blitz is smoking a cigarette. They're cuddled up close together, still wearing the aprons.

There's an array of kitchen tools littering the floor, including a spatula, kitchen knife, and whisk. There's also a banana peel, two oranges, and a box of cereal that's spilled onto the counter and floor. Varies stains are scattered about.

"NOPE!" Loona says, slamming the door behind her as she leaves the apartment in a hurry. END!

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

pg 16 — is it really a Glitzbot Stolitz Comic™ if there isn't a kiss?

Stolas looks touched. He brings a hand up to cradle Blitz's face as he says, "Oh, Blitz."

Then he pulls Blitz in for a kiss. There's some deep smoochin and once they pull back, Stolas has a flirty expression and says, "Allow me to show you just how sure I really am ❤️"

Blitz is grinning and his tail is curled into a heart shape. Oh they're about to get NASTY 😘

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

pg 15 — Blitz has the um... meat ready to go, but he wants to be totally sure Stolas is ready to eat

Blitz is looking up at Stolas with hearts in his eyes and a little drool running down his mouth. He says, "Uh— Well, you know I've got the ah—"

He takes a moment to conspicuously look down at himself before looking back up at Stolas and continuing, "Sausage ready to go, but—"

Blitz takes Stolas' hand and asks, "You sure about this?"

Still holding Stolas' hand, Blitz shrugs and says, "We can slow our roll and just— I don't fuckin' know, make cinnamon rolls or some shit instead. If you want."

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

LVLUP is right around the corner and I'll be bringing these magical #stolitz mini-zines to trade and share ✨💖 hope to see you there!

The cover of the zine says: "The Amazing Prestø Blitzø" and features Blitz in a magician outfit, holding a magic wand and a hat. He's putting on a one man magic show for Stolas, who looks delighted. Stolas' top eyes are shaped like hearts and he's clapping.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

pg 14 — oh Stolas is COOKIN in that apron

A full page spread of Stolas as he steps out of his pants and ties on the little pink and black apron Blitz had thrown at him earlier. He says, "I've decided I'd love to join Blitz's hot daddy cooking school... That is, if you'll still have me, chef~?"

Blitz's eyes are wide and shining and he's blushing, his mouth agape. Oh he looks like he still wants to have Stolas, alright.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

pg 13 — Stolas has a realization...

Blitz starts to pick the groceries up off the floor as he says, "I mean, I'm no chef boy-hardee, but I've only set the kitchen on fire ONCE since you moved in! So that's gotta count for something, amiright?"

Stolas' expression isn't clear, but as he watches Blitz he thinks, 'What am I doing...?'

Then his expression comes into view: Stolas has fiery hearts in his eyes and he's biting his bottom lip like he can hardly contain his horny energy. He thinks, 'FUCK cooking.'

Out loud Stolas says, "Actually..." Blitz's head snaps up and he looks surprised as he sees Stolas start to remove his shirt. His tail is perked up and the broken heart symbol on his forehead reverts into a whole heart again.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

pg 12 — even devastated as he is, Blitz tries to salvage the situation...

Stolas has his hand against his head, looking terribly confused as he says, "But— But we haven't talked about— I didn't think—"

Blitz's posture deflates. He looks very sad as he thinks, 'Ah shit.'

Blitz sets a gentle hand against Stolas' arm and tries to console him, saying, "Hey, hey! It's not a big deal! We just got a little mixed up!"

Blitz is trying his best to look cheerful as he goes on to say, "But I can— I can show you a thing or two about cookin'! This snack knows how to MAKE snacks, right?"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

pg 11 — the realization they had different definitions of "cook"

Stolas is still sweating and blushing, looking awkward as he asks, "W-what in Lucifer's name is going on?! I thought you were going to teach me how to cook! Not... ehm..."

Blitz looks very confused as he repeats, "Cook...?"

Then his expression becomes horrified as the realization dawns on him. He says, "Wait— When you asked me to show you "some moves," you meant cooking LITERALLY?!"

Stolas replies, "Of course! I purchased the ingredients and everything!" He gestures to the fallen bag of groceries scattered on the floor.

Blitz argues, "I thought you went out to get like— flavored lube! And I dunno, maybe a sexy food like whipped cream!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

pg 10 — I'm sure you all saw this pun cuming from a mile away

Stolas has hearts in both sets of his eyes as he gapes at Blitz, drool running from his mouth. Blitz smacks the spatula against his hand and from this angle it's clear he's wearing nothing underneath that cooking apron.

Stolas stutters out, "Uhhhmm..."

But before he can get a coherent thought out, Blitz says, "First thing's first! Put on your uniform!" And he throws a matching apron at Stolas, this one pink with black lace trim.

Stolas is still blushing fiercely and looks like he doesn't know how to handle what's happening.

Blitz circles around Stolas as he says, "Gonna need you to whip out those sweet buns so chef can show you how to fill 'em with cream~"

Then he gives Stolas a good spank on the ass with the spatula. Stolas likes it rough. He cries out in pleasure, dropping the groceries.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

the second and final chapter of Love on the Menu, my collab with the amazingly talented @ourladygrem.bsky.social, is here!! find out how stolitz navigate their growing feelings for each other while running a diner full of rowdy customers 😘 archiveofourown.org/works/770945...

Stolas is bent over the counter, tongue sticking out in concentration as he pours a cup of coffee, the contents still spilling all around the mug.

Blitz is behind Stolas, not paying any attention to Stolas' work and instead admiring his... assets. Blitz says, "There you go. Just pour it in niiiice and easy..." His hand twitches, barely resisting the urge to grab that ass.

Behind them, Chaz is seated at a booth and he catcalls, "Oooh yeah! How about bringing some a that sugar over here, hot mama!"

Blitz whirls around, anger laser focused on Chaz. He slams his hands against the table top Chaz is sitting at, glaring as he replies, "Ohhh want some sugar, do ya?"

Chaz looks pleased to have Blitz's attention. Blitz is foaming at the mouth, a sugar shaker in hand as he threatens, "Talk to my bird— I mean EMPLOYEE— like that AGAIN, and I'll shove this sugar so far up your ass that—"

Chaz interrupts him with a "Woah, hawt."

Blitz continues, "And NOT in a sexy way, you stupid fucking—!"

But before Blitz can finish his threats, Chaz interrupts again with, "Uhhh, I mean, I was talking to YOU, babe."

Blitz looks confused. Like this possibility never occurred to him.

Chaz continues, "But hey, we can invite your friend." He leers at Stolas this time as he says, "Heh, I'd hit that."

Stolas' head twists around and he does not look pleased by this conversation. Blitz has a vice grip on the sugar shaker and looks PISSED, claws raking across the table top and leaving scratches.

Blitz chucks the shaker right at Chaz's face as he yells, "FUCK OFF, DIPSHIT! We ain't interested in your STD-filled ass!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

pg 9 — welcome home, Stolas! 😘

Later... Stolas has entered the apartment and shut the door behind him. He's holding a bag of groceries, his eyes are shut, and he looks peeved. He says, "Well! The employees were quite rude. But I believe I've gotten everything we will need... for... ahhh..."

Stolas trails off, his eyes wide and a blush bursting over his face. His pupils are tiny pinpricks and his mouth is agape. The bag of groceries is slipping out of his grasp, some of the food spilling out.

Blitz is revealed to be wearing nothing more than a black cooking apron with frilly pink trim. There's a heart shape cut out of the middle to provide a boob window. He's holding a spatula and smacks it against the open palm of his hand, looking cocky as he says, "Welcome to Blitz's hot daddy cooking school! You better be ready to put that taste-testing tongue to work, 'cause class is in session, bitch!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

if you are impatient and want to see what Blitz is doing that's got Stolas reacting like this, you can read the next page on my Patreon right NOW! otherwise, find out on Monday! 😘 ty all for the support! www.patreon.com/glitzbot

Stolas is wide eyed, his pupils tiny pinpricks. His mouth is agape and he's blushing fiercely.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

pg 8 — we've hit the halfway point! cue the sexy saxophone music

"Allow me to pick up the supplies, won't you?" Stolas suggests. "To show my gratitude. I'll visit the grocery right after work." He looks so sweet and grateful.

Meanwhile, Blitz still looks horny, a little drool falling down the corner of his mouth. He replies, "Uh huh, right, you get the "supplies" and I'll be ready for you by the time you get home!"

Stolas takes Blitz's hand, looking cheerful as he says, "Thank you, Blitz! I'm looking forward to our lesson!"

Blitz is looking at Stolas with adoration, his tail winding into a heart as he replies, "Oh me too, birdie, me too."

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

pg 7 — and the miscommunication continues...

Stolas sits on the desk next to Blitz and asks, "So! What shall we make together, chef~?"

Blitz replies, "You mean besides a mess?" with a cheeky grin.

He goes on to say, "Weeeell I know how you love some *sausage*..." He spreads his legs and gestures pointedly at the bulge in his pants.

Unfortunately Stolas is not looking his way. Stolas smiles as he replies, "Oh yes, I *do* love your sausage, Blitz." Stolas' imagination shows a memory of Blitz cooking him a breakfast that includes pancakes and sausage.

Blitz looks pleased as he says, "Fuck YEAH you do." His imagination involves Stolas loving his "sausage" in a very NSFW way.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

pg 6 — Blitz is so very excited to get kinky with Stolas again

Stolas looks like he's got it all figured out. His expression is excited and triumphant as he exclaims, "Of course! That makes sense. The counter is the best place to use the knives!"

Blitz does a spit take. Then he's sweating and looking extra horny about it as he says, "Holy shit— Y-you want me to get the KNIVES out already??"

Stolas looks contemplative as he asks, "Mmm do you think it's too soon?"

Blitz looks way too excited and happy as he replies, "No, no, it's fine! GREAT!! I'm game if you are!" His tail is wagging and he's surrounded by little hearts. Poor bastard is so looking forward to that knife play.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

pg 5 — stolitz communication skills in action

Blitz crawls across his desk, his expression smouldering as he purrs, "Oooh I can show you some moves, alright~"

Stolas looks overjoyed. He claps as he replies, "You will? Oh, how wonderful! I'd worried you might find me foolish for asking..."

Blitz is now seated on top of his desk. He waves off Stolas' worries and says, "Nahhh, 'course not! It's about time we turned up the heat anyway, ain't it?"

Stolas looks so innocent and cute as he asks, "Heat? Oh, will we start on the stove?"

Blitz is blushing and sweating and pulling at his collar as he replies, "Uhhh, well I— I figured we'd start on the counter and go from there?"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

pg 4 — oh Blitz definitely knows where this is going...

Stolas looks nervous as he explains to Blitz, "Well, Loona mentioned she'd be out this evening, you see. So I was wondering... Ah— Perhaps you and I... Maybe we could..."

As Stolas stutters, Blitz lights up. "Go oooon~" he encourages Stolas, leaning forward on his desk with his chin propped on his hands.

Stolas goes on, "It's just— I wonder if you might demonstrate some skills for me in the kitchen? You know... show me some moves?" Stolas shakes his hands in a gesture that does not look at all like cooking.

Hearts appear in Blitz's eyes as he repeats, "Some MOVES, huh?" He imagines showing Stolas some moves alright. In Blitz's imagination he's plowing Stolas from behind. They're both wearing nothing but chef hats and Stolas is crying out, "Oh yes! Scramble me like an egg, chef!!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

pg 3 — Blitz also uses his time on the clock wisely

In the first panel, Stolas narrates, 'But I've no idea where to begin in such an endeavor. Who else could I turn to for help except...'

"Blitz? May I have a word?" Stolas asks out loud, peeking into Blitz's office from behind the door.

Blitz is seated at his desk with a pencil in his hand. He grins as he greets, "Heeey Stolas!"

Blitz goes on to answer, "Yeah, sure, I mean— I could use a break from all this super important... Uhhh, totally official business shit I'm workin on."

The second panel shows a close up of Blitz's drawings. They include a drawing of Stolas in a sexy horse costume with a speech bubble that says, "Mount me, Blitzy." There's a note next to the drawing that says 'buy whorse cosplay.' There is also a drawing of Blitz and Stolas' horse-sonas doing the dirty. As well as a drawing of Blitz and Stolas kissing and surrounded by hearts. There's also a doodle of a dick with heart eyes.

Blitz shoves all the papers off his desk, sweating as he asks Stolas, "What's up?"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

pg 2 — if only Stolas knew he's ALREADY Blitz's heart... what a darn shame

In the first panel Stolas narrates, 'Recently I've decided I should improve upon my culinary skills...' The image shows Stolas on the living room couch watching television.

The TV screen shows two imp women. The first one looks like she's pleading as she asks, "How have you kept your marriage strong for so long, Mary Ann? Oh please! Won't you tell me your secret?"

Mary Ann looks contemplative as she replies, "Well, I could say it's taken heaps of compromise and communication, but... the truth is..."

Mary Ann presents a fresh baked pie with a huge smile and finishes her sentence with, "It was my FANTASTIC home cookin'!"

Stolas finishes his earlier thought with, '... For no particular reason.' as he touches his hand to his heart and gazes longingly at Blitz, who is on the couch next to him, asleep and drooling on the pillow.

On the television, Mary Ann continues, "Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!"

The other woman agrees with a, "Oh, of course! Ohoho!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

pg 1 — Stolas' new life is challenging to say the least... but with help, he's making it work!

The first panel starts with Stolas narrating, 'Adjusting to the commoner lifestyle has certainly been challenging...' The image shows Stolas sitting at the reception desk at IMP holding the phone receiver. He looks distressed as he cries out, "I'm sorry— We have to work HOW many days a week?!"

In the next panel he goes on to narrate, 'Working a job and performing chores are tedious things.' The image shows Stolas holding a feather duster and looking miserable. Blitz is behind him and asks, "Would it help if I got out the maid costumes?"

In the third panel Stolas narrates, 'But with help...' The image is of Stolas and Blitz doing the dishes together and smiling at each other.

In the final panel Stolas finishes with, 'I've been learning new skills.' The image shows Stolas at the laundromat, blushing as he holds up Blitz's 'danger zone' thong.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Turning Up The Heat — a stolitz comic about cooking up misunderstandings updates mon-wed-fri! ❤️‍🔥

Stolas sits at the I.M.P. reception desk holding a pen, his journal open in front of him. He's grinning and blushing and daydreaming. The thought bubble above his head shows that he's imagining himself wearing a frilly cooking apron with hearts on it. Blitz stands behind him, wearing a chef's uniform.

Stolas is holding a smoking hot skillet over a flame while Blitz holds onto his wrist, guiding him. Blitz's other hand is curled around Stolas' hip, as if holding him in place.

The pair are gazing at each other instead of the food— giving one another intense bedroom eyes. Stolas' beak is digging into his lower lip and Blitz has a confident smile. The background is pink and sparkly and romantic.

Stolas is clearly writing one STEAMY scenario while on the job and we love to see that for him.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

hey all! I'm launching a Patreon! if you enjoy my comics and want to see them early (along with some other bonus content), I'd love for you to check it out! www.patreon.com/glitzbot

Stolas is holding Blitz's phone as they look together at the Glitzbot Patreon Experience. Stolas has hearts in his eyes and he's gasping, "Oh my~!"

Blitz says, "Now THAT'S the kinda filth I wanna see!"

*Glitz's Patreon does not contain explicit filth quite yet, but do not worry fellow degenerates, it will cum

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Blitz is such a great boss! I'm sure he'd treat any of his employees like this 🤭💖 check out the first chapter of Love on the Menu, written by the wonderful @ourladygrem.bsky.social for our #Eggplosion2025 collab! #stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/770945...

Stolas is looking frustrated as he repeatedly presses the button on the blender, which is refusing to switch on and actually blend. Blitz notices the problem and says, "Ah, right, this fucking blender... It's on its last legs now, but we're gonna bleed this fucker dry for as long as we can!"

Blitz then says, "Here, let me just..." as he proceeds to twist the lid on the blender tighter. He gives the side of the machine a smack and it does the trick, the blender starts actually blending.

Stolas stutters, "H-how did you do that?!"

Blitz replies, "Well... I know all the right places to touch to get it turned on~!" as he winks and wiggles his fingers at Stolas.

Stolas' face explodes in a blush, hearts in his eyes as his mind no doubt shifts to very NSFW thoughts.

With his mind now firmly in the gutter, Stolas clearly can't concentrate as he shakily pours the milkshake mixture onto a glass, spilling the contents all over the counter. He haphazardly decorates the top with a lump of whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles.

The milkshake looks sad and sloppy, the whipped cream uneven and the contents dripping down the side of the glass and onto the counter. Moxxie and Millie grimace at it, but Blitz looks dazzled, eyes shining as he applauds and cheers, "Alright! Nice job!"

Blitz reaches out and squeezes Stolas' shoulder as he says, "You fucking did it, you made your first drink! I knew you could do it, you have this shit in the bag!"

Stolas is blushing and looking shy as he says, "Th-thank you!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

happy stolitzmas and merry (belated) sinsmas!! 💖💖 there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz

In the first panel Blitz says, "Well, well, well! Look what ho caught me under the mistletoe~" as he smiles up at the mistletoe plant hanging over his office doorway. Moxxie is standing next to him, his frown VERY deep as he also looks up at the plant.

In the next panel Blitz is elbowing Moxxie and winking as he teases, "Mox you sly dog, you!" Moxxie is leaning away, expression disgusted as he says, "NOOO! I don't care how "traditional" it is— I am NOT kissing you!"

Stolas is seated at his desk in the background, expression stormy. He's snapped the pen he's holding clean in half.

In the third panel, Stolas has a manic expression as he shoves Moxxie out of the way with a polite, "Oh dear! Pardon me! So sorry!" Blitz and Moxxie look surprised and startled by this odd owl behavior.

Stolas is sweating as he gestures to the mistletoe and says, "Ah yes! The viscum album— otherwise known as mistletoe! I'm familiar with the customs surrounding this plant, of course!!"

And so without further ado, Stolas pulls Blitz in for a kiss. Blitz looks even more surprised by this action.

But in the next panel Blitz has relaxed into it as the pair continue to kiss. The smooching gets steamy enough that their shared saliva is still connecting their mouths once they pull back from each other, panting.

Stolas then turns away to march back to his desk, awkward and sweating again as he says, "Wow! Mistletoe! What fun! Anyhoo!! I suppose I should be getting back to work now, hmm?!!!"

Blitz looks dumbstruck, hearts in his eyes and drool still trailing down his chin. Moxxie returns, looking put off as he starts to say, "Sir..."

But Blitz interrupts, grabbing Moxxie by the shoulders and ordering, "Moxxie, shut the fuck up and go buy more mistletoe NOW!!"

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

holy fucking shit!! thank you for over 2k kudos on Forgot Not To Fall For You! please enjoy this bonus art from chapter 4 in celebration 💖 #stolitz

A screen shot from ao3, underlining 2002 kudos on Forgot Not To Fall For You, along with the summary, which reads:

Set at the beginning of Apology Tour, Blitz slips and hits his head so hard it causes him to black out.

Desperate for his relationship with Stolas to go back to the way it was, he gets the crazy idea to use this injury to fake amnesia.

Except during the ensuing conversation Stolas blurts out that he's Blitz's boyfriend.

Blitz could call him out on the lie, but then he'd have to reveal his amnesia story is bullshit... so he decides to work with it. What could possibly go wrong?

Blitz is gazing up at Stolas who's singing his heart out into the karaoke microphone. Under a bright spotlight Stolas belts out, "A whole new woooorld~!" Blitz looks awe struck as he blurts out, "Holy fucking shit." directly into his microphone.

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Blitz chose fashion over function, but at least he's got a fluffy boyfriend to help keep him warm ❤️‍🔥 #stolitz

Pictured is Blitz and Stolas in their new winter merch fits. Blitz is pulling Stolas close by his scarf and giving him some serious bedroom eyes. He's saying, "I know how we can keep waaaarm ♥️" Stolas is blushing and looking very into where this is going...

In the next image, Blitz is shivering and hugging Stolas, his eyes wide and teary as he cries, "No, fuckin', seriously— keep me warm!" Stolas is hugging Blitz back and laughing. He seems up to the task!

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