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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

It's objectification for all the right reasons so I'm onboard with it 😂

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Glad to see you learnt something from your time with me 😂

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

No imposter syndrome going on here, I know exactly what I'm doing.

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Marcus Noble @averagemarcus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Machine health checks in cluster-api is *chef kiss* From @glitchcrab.bsky.social talk at @containerdays.bsky.social London!

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I’ll be speaking in the Lighthouse Theatre (T6) tomorrow morning!

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

If nginx were a person it would be old enough to drink, so calling it old is realistic given how fast things move and change. For clarity, I'm also turning 40 this year.

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Afraid not, I get the popups and I've had that disabled for a long time. I suspect it's like Do Not Track - it's expected that it is respected, rather than enforced.

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 31/12/2025

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

The headline looks good, but I'm less keen on this bit: "Why it matters: The great unchurching of America comes as identity and reality are increasingly shaped by non-institutional spiritual sources — YouTube mystics, TikTok tarot, digital skeptics, folk saints and AI-generated prayer bots."

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Looks like I'm going to be speaking about Cluster API at @containerdays.bsky.social in London next February! 🥳

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Ha det bra, Bergen. Until next time!

A photo of the Bryggen waterfront in Bergen, taken before sunrise

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

It's a beautiful day here in Bergen for @cloudnativebergen.dev; excited to be speaking later about Cluster API 🥳

A sunny street in Bergen outside Kulturhuset

Cloud Native Day Bergen conference speaker's badge

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

The @cloudnativebergen.dev organisers have absolutely outdone themselves with the speaker's dinner location 😍

A photo of Bergen after sunset taken from Mt Ulriken

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Good morning from the top of Mt Fløyen!

A sunrise view of the city of Bergen taken from Mt Fløyen

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Yes I know that was terrible English.

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Bring me a Sausage sticker to Bergen please! 🙏

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I am a Brit who voted remain and I completely agree that if we were to rejoin then we should receive no special treatment whatsoever. But what you suggest is unnecessarily punitive and vindictive. You're taking aim at Britain rather than Brexit and you just want to humiliate and punish.

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

No that's literally what it sounds like

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Oh for sure, driving is great when there are less idiots on the road

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

That's impressive, even by your standards!

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Ah yes, the Marcus Noble Earlybird Special 😅

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Some might say brave; others may say daft.

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Yes the video title is wrong, I was standing in for Xavier who was unable to attend.

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

The recordings from @containerdays.bsky.social in Hamburg last month are out! I updated my blog post here with the recording bsky.app/profile/glit... Or you can watch it directly on YouTube youtu.be/sk5GZeE23w4?...

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Kubernetes at the Edge – Come see It In Action! - Xavier Avrillier & Antonia von den Driesch

YouTube video by ContainerDays

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Does this new one not mean you're tethered by a cable though?

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

What's wrong with the one you already have?

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Cloud Native Bergen @cloudnativebergen.dev · 24/09/2025

We are ready for Cloud Native Day Bergen, are you?! 🚀 2025.cloudnativebergen.dev/program

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I'm trying out writing shorter posts lately as I feel that I might actually have the motivation to blog more often this way.

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Time for another blog post! Last week I gave my first in-person talk at a conference since 2017 and I've written a little about the experience dickingwithdocker.com/posts/giving...

dickingwithdocker.com

A summary of my first conference talk since 2017

Kubernetes at the Edge, a Raspberry Pi, and a demo that exploded

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Still one of my favourite talks I've seen. Just the right amount of chaos.

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Rory McCune @mccune.org.uk · 12/09/2025

My talk at @containerdays.bsky.social this week was on Kubernetes and post exploitation. I've had a couple of requests for a companion blog post, so here it is. The post looks at some things attackers might do in clusters they've compromised to retain access. raesene.github.io/blog/2025/09...

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Beyond the surface - Exploring attacker persistence strategies in Kubernetes

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

We're having to move in with the in-laws for a bit, but the homelab lives on (albeit in a very condensed format) dickingwithdocker.com/posts/minima...

dickingwithdocker.com

Running a Minimal Homelab Whilst Living with the In-Laws

A short post about hacking together a minimal homelab whilst living with the in-laws.

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Well my talk got accepted so it looks like I'll be speaking at @cloudnativebergen.dev about Cluster API and how it helps you to manage cluster lifecycle 🥳 2025.cloudnativebergen.dev/speaker/simo...

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Well that says everything I need to know

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Oh wow that's kinda harsh 😂

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

In the future, with gadgets galore, My scales greeted me at the door: “Happy birthday, old friend!” (Then they snarked at my end…) “Try a salad — or maybe four!”

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Simon Weald @glitchcrab.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

The future is here; my bathroom scales just wished me happy birthday

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