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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Pro tip: Kids are less likely to do dumb things if you do them first. Just make sure to put a limit so you don't go from "sensible risk" to "No I am not fighting a bear, we will all regret that".

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Hot chocolate and a warm fire is available on our side of town if you need it, Grumps! 😉 -💧 (We have a pro glassblower tending it this round, it'll be great🔥)

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Please don't bring any animals in from the Park. Animal control already has some of us on the backup list for when the snow hits. And I really don't want to remove another angry badger from someone's pantry this year. If you bring a bear in, you're on your own until Spring. Yes, we're serious.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻🍬 Please keep all "tricks" relegated to the Ranger Station and not the park itself. The squirrels have a hoarding problem and don't need to be tempted.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I can confirm this: she has texted me at least 3 times since this morning, demanding to know why they get the first date. I'm increasingly tempted to allow her the "honor" as they both call it.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Don't worry, I'll take you on a date soon and they'll stop. 😘 And for everyone asking: don't worry, my girlfriend and I are still happily together, and she thinks this entire thing is hilarious. 😂 - 💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

You're not the one getting told to give their coworker a chance.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

The sheer number of people on our tumblr trying to wingman for me is genuinely hilarious. -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You are literally in the next room. And no.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

ANSWER YOUR RADIO THEN! And tell me what you think of the callsigns! -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Manic Botanic to Captain Khakis, do you read? Come in Captain Khakis! -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

OH DON'T YOU START WITH ME CAPTAIN KHAKI SHORTS! WINTER - KHAKIS! SUMMER - KHAKIS! LITERALLY ANY EVENT THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE COSTUMES - KHAKIS! In short: You don't get to judge. -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I'm guessing you're not handling this heat wave well.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Hey so, it is almost 6pm. It's also mid-September. WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

She's not the only one... "Hotshot" 😝 -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

That's what happens when your girlfriend thinks I'm funny.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Sorry there was no post today! We got the day off - had a nice picnic with the staff and our loved ones. (I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

To clarify, he doesn't ONLY study algae. But he is the guy who knows the most about it on the team - so: Algae Guy. -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

To everyone who yelled "POLO!" when I called for Marco today: We were looking for our algae guy. But that was hilarious. 🤣 -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Guess who forgot to hit "send" on the last Tweet, and deleted what was thought to be an old draft? It was Diane. Everyone better be nice. She feels bad enough to ask I mention it.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

We heard school is starting soon for some of you! What's your favorite class? Or if you're not in school, what was yours/what would you pick? I always liked Ecology.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

You know you're my favorite topic of work conversation. 😘 -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

You know, I thought the lack of gossip would mean you would actually get more work done instead of talking about me. But it's just business as usual.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

You know, I thought things would be a lot more exciting now that Grumps finally confessed. But it's just business as usual. -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Look, in my defense, we *thought* there was only one breeding pair. I have no idea where the other ones came from when we agreed to that research study. -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

The sun is shining... The birds are singing... There are crabs in the Park... People are enjoying their day... If you noticed something wrong there, we did too! Now for the next issue: How and Why.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I'd say you should be looking at reports and not cacti but seriously this heatwave is awful. Go Team Cacti. 🎉

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Can someone turn down the sun? My babies are dying. Well, some of them are. There are a few that are positively thriving, like the dehydrated, molten-loving little freaks they are. ❤️ -💧 (Before anyone says it: I'm already looking at cacti)

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

This is weird. You are literally never this cheerful. ...Wait. WAIT DID IT FINALLY HAPPEN?! -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Ahhh, today is such a lovely day! Sun is shining, birds are singing - the air is so crisp and fresh! Wonderful!

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Someone was eager to leave work today. 👀 -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Update: We are now including "chewing on coffee beans" in that list. Please drink water. Please.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Friendly reminder that energy drinks, coffee, soda, and caffeine gum do not replace your need for water while spending time outside. Heat stroke is no joke - HYDRATE!

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

We're alive! With the kickoff of summer, we gets tons of visitors, booked birthday parties, and campers stopping by, so sorry if we worried anyone! Grumps is currently trying to get a public one scheduled now (read: using any excuse they can to flirt with their not-girlfriend). -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Rob's not dead. We're putting his photo on the "Problem Visitor" board.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Did you know a number of animals - like humans - have also been cited to have homosexual relationships? Bottlenose dolphins, penguins, lions, rams, and various types of monkeys have all been documented as such. (And yes, before anyone asks: gay wolves exist too. Still no wolves in the Park.)

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

To all the styles, titles, and variations found in the rainbow community: Nothing can keep us down. Happy Pride Month! To all the gentlemen, boys, men, lads, and all other labels you wish: Remember that you are loved, and your wellbeing matters. Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month. -GP Team

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

What do people usually do when nothing exciting is happening? - 💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

For the safety of the public, foraging is not allowed within the Park. Unless you can impress Sal, our resident mycologist. Then we'll let you pick mushrooms.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

She was surprisingly knowledgeable about it! I'm not sure if that made it worse or better. -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Yes, we are aware of the "National Park Thirst Traps". And to the person who made it necessary for us to explain this to Diane (as well as a number of other coworkers): I just want to talk.

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Happy Mother's Day from the Park! (Sorry for the late post, we were celebrating Work Mom) -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

...Why would you say that? Why would you say that?!

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

It has been far too quiet these past couple of days. Clearly something has gone wrong. How is everyone? -💧

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Glenwood Parks Services @glenwoodparks.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Those are not furballs in the trees. They are nests.

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