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Glen Malley

@glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
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Canuck in Tokyo forever | Frequently rambles about tv, food, booze, shitty net radio | Relentlessly contrarian “smart enough to be fun, dumb enough to be shameless.” 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mstdn.ca/@glen_malley, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 2h
Oh my god, this one was a nightmare too. I lost multiple pawns, and of course the only riftstones inside were of Remembrance so everything was 50+ levels below me. Still, through perseverance and stubbornness I made it through. MVP of this archer trial was Spiral […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
A screenshot from the game Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen
A picture of the map, showing the Precipitous Catacombs marked as complete.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Chimeras are barely a speedbump. You'll note I'm following the official rules of fantasy armor: the less it covers, the better it protects.
A screenshot from the game Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen
Our protagonist is cheekily posing on top of a dead chimera
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Honestly, after that friggin' brine dullahan fight at the end of the interminable corridor last night, dragons are a friggin walk in the park now. #gaming #DragonsDogma2 #DarkArisen
A screenshot from the game Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen
Our protagonist stands in front of the corpse of a medium-sized dragon, griffin-feather cloak at her shoulders, bow on her back
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
I deserve a reward for going out in the sun #Tokyo #Japan #beer
A pint glass of Kaigan breweries Kintama IP lager
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
It's hotter than I expected in the direct sunshine #Tokyo #Japan #nature #flowers
Two tone leaves with a dark purple center and light pink-purple edgesA close-up of a bright orange-red flower with clustered yellow centerA small stream with moss and ferns and a rock in the center, the sun is shining on it
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Last gasp of summer, I guess #Tokyo #Japan #nature #flowers
Tiny orange berries in clumps hanging from a tree in front of a blue skyA bright pink flower with yellow in the centerDark red leaves with a slight velvet textureBright orange-red flowers with yellow center
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
It is a gorgeous day out today
A bright yellow flower by the roadside
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
You know what kinda night it is #shitpost #nightcheese
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
So #CityOfHeroes got a new update and two new powersets. I've been on a "selfish support" kick lately so I made a Light Affinity defender. I wanted to avoid the usual "light = holy" theme, so I went Beach Bunny with it. Of course I love wordplay names, so I went […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]
A screenshot from the game City of Heroes
Our protagonist is a heavily tanned girl with orange hair wearing heart shaped sunglasses up on her head, smiling, in a pink croptop and pink bikini bottoms.
Her title is Radiant and her name is Beach Please
She radiates golden light.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
It's such rapidfire insanity I think things are dying through the walls, even. Dozens of bolts that bounce of every wall constantly.
A screenshot from the game Dragon's Dogma 2
Our protagonist is in a cave and firing off bolts of lightning rapidfire which are bouncing all off the walls and filling almost every available space.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Could have been an email... #shitpost #meme #zoom #meeting #work
Rick and Morty meme format
Panel 1:
A zoom call request appears over the portal
Rick says "Let's go, in and out, 20 minute adventure"
Panel 2:
Rick and Morty are in the spaceship looking worn out and haggard
A text bar displays "Meeting ended 3h 14m  1:12pm"
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Anyway, lunch #Tokyo #Japan #food #FoodPorn
A plate of pulled pork taco rice
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Finally heading into Battahl proper, even though I snuck in the back way ages ago to unlock vocations. Now I'm "officially" here. Still quite enjoying #gaming in #DragonsDogma2
A screenshot from the game Dragon's Dogma 2
Our protagonist is in the bottom right corner, wearing dark robes and coverings, with a bow on her back. She is looking out over a vast desert canyon with a river and spotted areas of trees.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Finally, a feasible upgrade path #comic #smbc #webcomic #shitpost #capitalism www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3
A webcomic by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
One panel
An unruly looking man on the left rants, "Bill Gates put microchips in me! Hundreds of 'em!"
A surprised man with glasses is facing away, but turns back surprised, "Really? What year? Do they have onboard memory? Where are you sleeping tonight?"

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Way better... #shitpost #comic #FromReddit #Friends #TheOneWhereTheySuck
A comic by Brian Ahearn, zoodraws.com

Panel 1, a red lizard approached a silhouette of a woman on a wooden railing, she is finding a rake and autumn leaves are in the ground behind her 
Lizard: "Hello there! Did you know that NOT raking your leaves actually HELPS wildlife thrive?"
Woman: "So... You're telling me I can do good just by going back inside, opening a bottle of wine, and watching FRIENDS all day?" 

Panel 2, close-up on the lizard looking snarky
Lizard: "I mean...there are better shows."
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
I really ought to go to bed, but I've been quite wrapped up in this game, janky as it is. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. #gaming #DragonsDogma2
A screenshot from the game Dragon's Dogma 2
Our protagonist is now in full archer gear, wielding a bow.
She is standing atop the chest of a giant cyclops corpse, in a rocky river.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Made the mistake of snagging (☠️) Dragon's Dogma 2 while I've still got other games on the go. This will surely not monopolize all of my time now.
A screenshot from the game Dragon's Dogma 2
Our protagonist is a tanned young woman with red hair up in a high bun, wearing prisoner's garb with a shield on her back, a sword at hand, and a lantern on her hip.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Huh, with all the shitpost images I share, you'd think I would have noticed the weird "Draw something" button in the web interface for mastodon.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
End of summer vibes #Tokyo #Japan #summer #flowers u
Sunflowers behind a sheer curtain saying Midtown Summer 2026A wide series of circles of boxes of sunflowersA close-up of a box full of sunflowers
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Me and the crew about to cause damage #gaming #SWZeroCo
A screenshot from the game Star Wars Zero Company
Four military operators standing in a loose formation in an open urban space, our protagonist is out in front.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Alright, the character creation is a bit limited....all those species in Star Wars and you give those options? My usual girl is gonna be a Mirialan, I guess.
A screenshot from the game Star Wars: Zero Company
Closeup of a face in character creation. A woman, species Mirialan, with green skin and dark red hair. She has visible tattoos and a scar on her face.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
What are we up to tonight, mastodon? Oh, nothing really, nothing at all.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
It is quite nice out here though. Bit of a constant breeze. But still enough sun I feel obligated to wear a UV cut rash guard when chilling. #Beach #Tokyo #Japan
Blue skies with wispy clouds and Enoshima in the background past the waves
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Cheers #youguys #Tokyo #Japan #Beach #beer #BeerOfMastodon
Blue sky with clouds and a breach with beach goers frolicking
An orange can of beer is in the foregroundOur protagonist fresh from the water, about to drink a beer
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Anyway, vacation is all about treating yourself better #Tokyo #Japan #food #FoodPorn #NewzeaPlatform
A large bowl of generously cheese-covered chicken Caesar salad, and a glass of NZ Sauvignon BlancA long skewer of well-seasoned grilled lamb meat
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Through the ravine, around the waterfall, over the bridge, and follow the mushroom road to safety. #Tokyo #Japan #park #shitpost
A shallow stream, rocky, and surrounded by high stone wallsA small rocky waterfallA modern suspension bridgeA path of white mushrooms leading into the distance
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Dinner time. Trying a new place today, even though it's in my neighborhood I've never been here before in all the years here. #Tokyo #Japan #food #FoodPorn
Side salad and a mug of beerGrilled ginger pork steak with rice to the side
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Alright, well let's get a little practice in being bad first by #gaming through #Tyranny
A screenshot from character creation in the game Tyranny
Our protagonist looks menacing in muted cobalt and teal colored armor with a black and gold breastplate
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Cheers everyone #shitpost #beer #Tokyo #Japan #beersofmastodon
A golden glass of beer next to the bottle of Haywards 5000 Indian premium beer
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Lunch time! #Tokyo #Japan #food #FoodPorn
A plate of Pomodoro cheese Hamburg with side salad and rice
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Cheers #youguys #Tokyo #Japan #beer #CoasterTokyo
A pint glass of Kaigan brewery Bakekujira beer on a low wooden table with a bar in the background
https://www.coastertokyo.com/
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
They're never gonna get past the bad reputation of the previous owners, even though the place is spotless now with fantastic food. #Tokyo #Japan #food #FoodPorn
A tall glass of cold beerA metal bowl full of chicken tikka masalaA wooden bowl full of spicy cucumber saladA white plate full of jeera basmati rice
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
from @smoothdunk2.bsky.social #ai #shitpost #comic #LiteralShitpost
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Cheers #youguys I really needed this #Tokyo #Japan #beer
A small glass of beer with a bit of foam 
Next to it is a half empty bottle of Haywards 5000
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
#shitpost #meme #tokyo #japan #weather #atsuidesune
3 panel screaming seagull meme
Panel 1: *nonplussed seagull*
Panel 2:  ATSUI
Panel 3: DESU  *seagull cocks its head back 180 degrees*
Panel 4: NEEEEEEEEEEE!!!   *seagull screams cataclysmically*
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
Definitely needs a public gripe #climateChange #shitpost #meme
Bart Simpson meme
Panel 1: Bart looks upset and says "This is the hottest day of my life"
Panel 2: Homer leans in grinning, wagging a finger and says "The hottest day of your life SO FAR"
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
Random #fireworks display in my neighborhood but it's not worth standing outside in 32C to watch it. #Tokyo #Japan
Fireworks in a not quite night skyFireworks in a not quite night skyFireworks in a not quite night skyFireworks in a not quite night sky
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
[Deadfire endgame] He doesn't look that tough. We can totally take him. Bigger they are, the harder they fall, right? Right? #gaming #PillarsOfEternity #Deadfire
A screenshot from the game Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
To the right of the screen are five miniscule people standing on a large green outrcropping of adra crystal.
The the left of the screen is an enormous green god about 100 times larger than a person.
Unfortunately, the text dialog box in the middle of the screen disrupts the shot.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Okay, I've put it off as long as I could. It's time to hit the endgame of #PillarsOfEternity #Deadfire for tonight's gaming session. We're overpowered, overgeared, and slightly overcooked.
A screenshot from the game Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
Our party is standing in the open harbor area of lost Ukaizo.
Our Watcher Temerity, the Spiritualist
Edér the Swashbuckler
Xoti the Contemplative
Tekēhu the Druid
Aloth the Wizard
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Remember when this was something we could joke about? Now a 6-8 episode season is "normal" even in the mainstream. We're all the UK now... #shitpost #meme #goodplace #tv
A scene from the tv show The Good Place
Jameela Jamil's character says:
"It ran for 16 years on the BBC."
They did nearly 30 episodes."
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Staff took pity on me for foolishly thinking I could sit in the sun on the terrace, and let me move to one of the free tables under a parasol. #Tokyo #Japan #lunch #summer #terrace
A planter on the terrace with two Goose Island decorations sticking outA blue sky from under a parasol on a terrace in Shibuya Tokyo
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
It's all true #shitpost #meme #brokeassbitch
A screenshot of a Google search on whether or not it thinks I'm a broke-ass bitch. It does.
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Dunno that I'd cool down in the Meguro River but you do you guy #Tokyo #Japan #River #Bird
A white bird possibly an egret standing in a mossy urban riverA white bird possibly an egret standing in a mossy urban river
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
It may be summertime, but this guy is Hella Cold Bro
A screenshot from the game City of Heroes
The character is winter themed with ice powers, wearing jeans and a parka and a long scarf, ski mask, and earmuffs.
His name is Hella Cold Bro
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
Ran into some cousins on the way back from lunch #Tokyo #Japan #daruma
A line of unpainted daruma dolls on a makeshift wooden table in a mall area
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
Man, everyone on my timeline getting new jobs today. You get a job, and you get a job, and you get a job!
Oprah meme
"And you get a job! And you get a job! Everybody gets a job!!"
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
I won't bore y'all with my dinner tonight as it's my usual local Indian joint. Fucking great as usual though. Anyway, cheers #youguys
A bottle of Haywards 5000 beer and a glass half full on a table
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Someone was gonna do it #shitpost #meme #goose
Angry lady cat meme
Angry lady: Goose was not valued!
Cat: Shareholder value = 3 eggs
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Glen Malley @glen-malley.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
I absolutely regret looking up this goose shit. You guys all owe me a significant number of brain cells. #shitpost #meme #goose
A screenshot from the fabled Softbank presentation
Shareholder Value = 3 eggs
Goose was not values

A goose is on the left side with "Goose value 0?" printed on it
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