Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Hey I did a fun thing with @warren.senate.gov about breaking up giant healthcare conglomerates 23866260 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I think I’m at this point with the “doctors are pharma shills/root cause of disease” crowd. You do you buddy, I’ll see you for your cataract surgery. 2382651 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 16/05/2025When you’re an anti-vaxxer and also bad at Zelda 1481347147 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I’d like to dedicate the DOJs ongoing investigation into Medicare fraud committed by Unitedhealth Group to one of the health insurance industries staunchest defenders 1130435 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I am absolutely DELIGHTED by Unitedhealth Group’s latest misfortunes. 959037 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Happy 5 year anniversary of the worst Mother’s Day gift I have ever given my wife: The opportunity to perform chest compressions on me for 10 minutes. 48125340 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Just passing along some friendly advice on how to approach potential changes to the Australian health care system @drruthmitchell.bsky.social 9987462100 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Dr. Mike is the most patient man on Earth 1024320 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 18/03/2025“They let you know if you matched, but won’t tell you where for a whole week.” 92617 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I have no doubt that TikTok will be back, but that algorithm won’t. Instead Zuck will build a new algorithm with input from Trump. Like Homer Simpson designing “The Homer” 1040718 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 11/12/2024That reminds me. Next week is our worldwide doctor grand rounds where we will select the next dictator. Wish us luck! 4688369 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I’m like The Bowery King from John Wick 1130 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Here’s a picture of me and Lady Glauc as newlyweds in 2010, in which I am wearing a shirt that says “arrhythmias gonna getcha” 😬 76191531 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 07/12/2024A medical director at BCBS emailed me to tell me I’m misinterpreting the proposed cap on anesthesia payments and they’d like to meet to explain. 2012515184 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Watching Alien Resurrection (a movie set in year 2381) and the doctor uses a gonioscopy lens (a mirror designed to press against the eye to examine anterior chamber angle) as some sort of cross cover examination tool (a technique to evaluate eye muscles) and I have nobody to talk to about this. 4273738 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 28/11/2024This is the culprit. He has deep set eyes, ectropion, and is half blind, but don’t let him fool you. He knew exactly what he was doing. 184443 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Remember folks, no deep sutures below the brow. There’s an eyeball under there. 2150621 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Is it cool if I post videos here? 1602052231 0
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 27/02/2024Love these little memories Facebook gives me ❤️ 624712 0
