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GladysFortwenny

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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#catsofbluesky Are we doing this right? 🤣🤣
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Give me your best caption for this face. #caturday #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our dog, who Karen has grown up with since she was just barely 6 weeks old, passed away Thursday evening. It’s a huge adjustment for all of us, and Karen’s face shows it. #catsofbluesky #caturday
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s the end of an era for our family. Today at 5:40p Bella headed for the rainbow bridge and took off for paradise. She spent 16 years with me, raising our family and taste testing every chicken nugget and bacon strip we cooked. Godspeed little one. I am forever in your debt.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Anyone got an explanation for why the outside of the #Twix bar is perfect and the cookie inside is stale? Halloween is approaching my dudes. We cannot have this.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sweet dreams…#catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youtu.be/GsqXJIDVZ90?... My heart breaks for Tibet right now. Such beautiful, treacherous country. As a WV girl, I know what it’s like to both love and fear your mountains. I hate that my love is all I have to give them to help.
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Driving on the breathtaking mountain roads of Tibetan villages - Sichuan, China - 4K
YouTube video by China Street View
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Normally, this is where my feet go. #caturday #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I woke up today with an unprovoked cannon ball of anxiety in my chest. Thank goodness for the bomb squad. She got me sorted out.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She’s chasing bugs in her sleep. I love her a whole bunch. 🥰
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cozy evening. #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#caturday #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
She’s traveling to Japan in her shoe box. 🥰
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My new addiction. #bolis
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I for one would be willing to forget about the unfortunate previous choice of spokesperson for one more summer with #Jello Pudding Pops.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My kid: my insurance won’t cover extended release iron. Me: there’s a Ferris wheel in Charleston, it’s gonna be fine. 🤣
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If anyone is wondering, the outside air in my corner of WV is the consistency of hot butterscotch pudding. We are ready for the pie crust.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Computer Blue by Prince and the Revolution is a classic ballad about two lesbians bathing their Sphynx cat while their straight friend uses their laptop to look for dates on Christian Mingle. #Prince
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So angry with myself. Had a perfectly lit grill and 4 NY Strip burgers. Before I could introduce them to each other, a fucking Dobson fly lands on my shoulder and flicks at my ear. I did a cartoon jump and threw everything in the dirt. Now my charcoal grill is a huge summer scented incense burner.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Karen Marie Pringle #caturday #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Shout out to all my people out there who have to take their pride decorations down at night so someone’s homophobic gutter spawn won’t destroy it. I see you! #happypride
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just in case anyone was thinking having another kid would be fun, I just want you to know a few things. MY son, the sweet boy I birthed, who is 23 and has developmental delays and autism dropped the full contents of his stomach from a 6’ height this evening. Wear a condom. It could happen to you.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Currently watching X Files. No lights on. Dans la maison. And yes kids, the smoking man is in this one.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It’s sunny and 80° here in Petersburg WV. A local artist came by yesterday and made my world a little brighter!
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#caturday #catsofbluesky I don’t know what yoga bath position this.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So. I’m out shopping and I drive by the movie theater marquee and cannot for the life of me figure out why my local theater is recycling an old John Travolta movie. 🤣😂🤔😯
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Almost hit a rabbit yesterday. It was so close I growled the words “dammit El-ahrairah!” Under my breath and then sighed at how utterly nerdy that was, even for me.
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a cartoon rabbit wearing overalls and a striped shirt is standing on a sidewalk
ALT: a cartoon rabbit wearing overalls and a striped shirt is standing on a sidewalk
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
In addition to having a name that is cool to say, Ginger Snaps are pretty tasty. 🍃🍃
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It’s is 12:15am. I’m having a baked potato. I’ve never identified with Stu Pickles more.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#caturday nap time cuteness. #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
On guard duty.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Karen Marie is currently on deployment in the laundry room for a rodent sighting. Please enjoy this facsimile of what mice here see before their trip to mouse heaven. #caturday #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Afternoon sun. Cats are impervious to fascism. Best to keep one handy. #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I firmly believe some dogs have domesticated themselves because cheese does not occur naturally in the wild.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Beeeeaaaannsssss!!!! #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I literally just stopped to answer my son’s question, and then this happened.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For a boost of joyous nostalgia go to wantmymtvxyz.com
wantmymtvxyz.com
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Anyone who tries to wish me a “happy heavenly birthday” will get sent whatever nightmare sleep paralysis demon I can find in the afterlife and pick up to toss at you. Ew.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is a movie about how, no matter the species, men will do ANYTHING but go to therapy.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
There’s no way I’m going finish that like this. #catsofbluesky
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Mother, I’m here for the attentions, mother.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A happy happy birthday to the offspring that started it all! My momma origin lore!
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Not to brag, but my autistic son has discovered Monty Python’s Flying Circus and finds it freaking hilarious.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
#caturday shenanigans
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Karen Marie Pringle has no idea what any of this shit is, but it’s not about to steal her spotlight.
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Has anyone checked on Dean Cain? Just wondering how he’s doing living that gestapo life. 😂🤣
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
One crazy summer, Sam and I spent a month with a good friend and her family in South Dakota. Here’s Sam at Mount Rushmore, looking patriotic AF (he actually could not care less if he tried). And dressed as a cowboy, which he absolutely loved, as evidenced by that huge grin. 😀
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
#caturday
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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Here’s Sam with his big sister, the summer after their dad decided he had done all he wanted to do for them. And yet we remain defiantly happy. As is the case with most situations like this, it was the wisest parenting decision he made in their entire childhood. #autism
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