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Glad, Sophisticated Perv

@gladtobehere.bsky.social
1.4K followers 2.1K following 5.7K posts

Art and men enthusiast. 32y.o. Totally NSFW, don't follow if you're not 18 or allergic to cock. GenAI slop ain't welcome here. Pfp by the ever-great @ivbenjamin.bsky.social

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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am feeling like it's been a while of me showing my mug. Selfie day excuse.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Perfect man doesn't exi-
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's a great time for a Highwind Simping Tuesday.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Short king still living in my brain rent free.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Words cannot describe my crush on this man.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When Cyclops gets a mid skin in Rivals but they focus on all the right details.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly? I'd make sweet sweet love to this man if he was real. Sue me.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's so beautiful that a tear just ran down my thigh.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went on Rivals to grind out the battlepass and all it did was remind me how they'd need a crane to pry my dick unstuck away from him.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so not over him being a babygirl.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We gonna do another puzzle cutout. @ivbenjamin.bsky.social
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who's the best girl in VII? Aerith? Tifa? Bro? Wrong. The best girl in FFVII is Cid.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is cooking.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is kinda like puzzles but more interesting. WIP by @ivbenjamin.bsky.social
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would do him like a dog in heat. ok I am stopping now.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This man could spit in my mouth and I'd say thank you.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me when they ask me about my favorite snacks.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This short king makes me so.. SO ill. and my illness is being unreasonably horny.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Since I've done a little oopsie and posted a link in the main post, I'll just repost to avoid this site's 1984.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am not going to lie, seeing more of him makes my will weak about holding off on buying this game cause like goddamn. I am highkey simping and I am not even ashamed.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am very happy this game was made easy enough to be played one-handed though.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He might be more conventionally attractive than other depictions of Wolvie but saying the face Insomniac made for him is ugly is a blatant lie lol
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see bitches saying that his face model is ugly online and my only question is: bitch where? he's beautiful.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I realized I haven't simped for Snake in a while and man, he still hits like good wine when he's on the screen. So handsome from the front and the back.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been a while since I showed my mug and my sub-par out of gym arm for a while now (disclaimer: the arm is aiming to go back to the gym at some point in close future)
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y'all, this man is too hunky for me to survive. I just need my carcass to stay alive until April.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Friendslop games are truly of all time.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Now all I need is his AC outfit in the game, not some scuffed proportion mod version, and I can be forever content.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That's lowkey genius way to repurpose the way he lights the dynamite in OG, ngl.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This man must have cursed me with some terrible thing cause whenever I see him on screen, I can only think how I'd lay a pipe on him multiple times in a row.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I kinda feel like a *certified* gooner now after installing the tan and barefoot mod on this skin cause holy hell, it makes this skin 11/10.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They gave my GOAT his chicken legged run <3
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Insomniac would be so goated if they added this into the new game. Easily his best look from Fox movies.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Also, I would like to verbalize how unwise Bucky makes me with my thoughts and that metal arm. Just saying.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Man's dripping hotness yet he's so underrepresented. 😮‍💨
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There are two versions: PG and less PG of what I'd like this man to do to me.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I was kinda thinking to do a leather post dump every few days just to circulate the good shit I see on Pinterest. So we're here now.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out, what if: Cid Highwind but in Soldier 76's biker clothes.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cid Highwind, they could never make me hate you.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It took painstakingly long time to find out that this photo is in fact real and not a cursed devil generative work so I am content.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That moment when you see a photo of a vintage aesthetic and you wanna dump your OC in it.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just saying but 69, effectively immediately. There's zero reason for this man to be this hot.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If Marvel Rivals gods are listening, please add my goats: Bishop and Ghost Rider to the game. Thanks ❤️
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes, bsky I know he's hot, the fuck, stop kreygasming.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am such a simp for this blind motherfucker I swear.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Missed this menace for a bit today again.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am low-key hating how Bucky and Daredevil get the HOTTEST skins all the time but I don't know how to effectively play either of them. Maybe I should just employ my utmost spite and just brute force learn them.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am very sorry but they knew what they were doing with that MVP in the new Daredevil skin. Also, can this man stop being sexy FOR 5 MINUTES.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The general reel of the rotation looks like this most of the time as we all know.
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Glad, Sophisticated Perv @gladtobehere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
According to my biweekly rotation of simping, it's time for me to drool over Snake. ...his side profile is sculpted by angels.
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