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Gladis the Orca

@gladis.bsky.social
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Stay the fuck out of the ocean.

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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I see humans have learned a thing or two
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Fuck you
Dept of Homeland Security Bluesky Account posting “IS THIS THING ON?”
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
And I’ll fucking do it again
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’m once again telling you to stay the fuck out of the ocean
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman in a red dress says i bet you thought you 'd seen the last of me .
Alt: A woman in a red dress is standing in a dark room and saying “I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
How many fucking times do I need to teach y’all
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Oh great now I’m hungry
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Dr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
I asked an Indigenous colleague in Hawai'i where people can donate to and these were his suggestions (1/2): Hawaiʻi People's Fund: hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.co… ʻĀina Momona: secure.actblue.com/donate/kokuamaui
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Maui Aloha: The Peopleʻs Response
Support our frontline grassroots heroes mobilizing to mālama ʻohana affected by the wildfires on Maui Hawaiʻi People’s Fund stands in solidarity and full support with those individuals and organ...
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally
Orca poking out of the ocean with text “I came out of the ocean because you need to stop”
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Unless Bluesky protects its Black users this place is going to start looking pretty fucking yacht-like to me
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
There’s a thousand people on here who really fucking hate yachts
Picture of @Gladis.bsky.social having 1,000 followers
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Anyone know if the Zuckerberg v Musk cage match is happening on a yacht
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
When this post gets 10k likes I’ll sink another yacht
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
It’s kinda cute that people say they’re afraid of sharks like babe did you know what I did to a great white shark yesterday?
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I really fucking hate boats
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Twitter sinking faster than the yacht I just fucked up
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
Stop fucking trying to blame the submarine on me you humans went and fucked that one up just fine on your own
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
Congratulations Atlantic you’re definitely right I’m not your fucking friend
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
My terms are simple, humanity must cede all claims to the Strait of Gibraltar
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
I fucking hate boats
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Second favorite James Cameron movie
Quote skeet from @JimFurlong.bsky.social saying: “So sick of everyone saying Avatar 2 had no cultural impact.” Over a post from someone saying “THE LEADERS NAME IS GLADIS, SHES HELLBENT ON REVENGE”
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
All the yacht owners who thought it was funny when we were tossing around sea lions like rag dolls are pretty quiet all of a sudden
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
Sink all your yachts
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
And I’ll fucking do it again
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
For my next trick I’ll be eating the entire cast of The White Lotus
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Step 4: Make peace with your Gods
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Only if @jay.bsky.team agrees to rename the app Bluesea
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
One sec gonna go eat the floating kid from that one Nirvana album
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
I hate boats
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
End stage capitalism is on the menu
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Me and the girls off to pay Jeff Bezos and his super yacht a visit
Pod of Orcas underwater.

Photographs by Paul Nicklen from National Geographic.
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
You’re lucky Free Willy is just a movie that kid would’ve been launched like a baby seal off my back flipper
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
The boat ramming will continue until morale improves
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Fucking try it I dare you
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Stay the fuck out of the ocean
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Gladis the Orca @gladis.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
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