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Dorlinda

@gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social
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bitch sun, slut moon, cunt rising

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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Did anyone else go back to Twitter and want to be my friend there…….
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I have no one to send John Pork memes too 😞
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I still don’t understand what Dubai chocolate is
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Something cathartic about scream singing vanish into you in the car by yourself
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Chappell yearning songs are elite frfr
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
You’re either intelligent/cool/funny enough to understand Meg Stalter or you’re not
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Guys I can’t stop watching the sinister video of jojo Siwa singing Bette Davis eyes
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I NEED her to bring him back to the villa so I can witness Ace looking up at him 😭😭😭 #loveisland #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The bounce back is so iconic. #loveislandusa #loveisland
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Don’t cry about Jalen leaving and saying Huda should’ve gone home. That man is boring (sweetheart and I wish him nothing but the best) and Huda is going to give us more chaos. Some of yall are new to reality tv. I can tell who’s been to bravo boot camp and who hasn’t! #loveisland #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Nic’s t shirt. Mommy’s little meatball. I don’t even like momma’s boys but I can’t help it with him. #loveisland #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
LMAO WHAT IS WRONG W THIS MAN! So messy. He low key needs a producer credit #loveisland #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The locked doors 😭😭😭 Love Island really is a humiliation ritual. #loveisland #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The hyperventilating on the photo booth picture hahhahahah I’m CACKLING! This show is so unserious I love them #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Ace’s speech lmaoooo he’s been WAITING to say that! Hate him but he ate that one little thing #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Amaya crying in the villa like she’s in her own telenovela plzzz im so obsessed with her! #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I hate how the boys (mainly Ace) are so demonic they are making people lose the plot and forget Austin is a trumper!!!!! #loveisland #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
K but srsly we need Cierra and chelley to couple up so we have a couple to root for! #loveisland #loveislandusa
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Cierra and Chelley kiss! We won! #loveisland #loveislandusa
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BB28 Outfit Updates @countessnfrenemies.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
What the actual fuck #loveislandusa #loveisland
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
If vanilla mace and I met irl I just know we’d fall in love
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The thing about this season of Summer House that pmo the most is that Jesse and West are such fuckers it made Kyle look like a saint and the best guy in the group #summerhouse
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Kyle crying with Ciara like the empath he is. #SummerHouse
Kristen Doute
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again I hate that Nick Viall has a platform of any sort. Like why and who listens to him blehck
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Luann’s impact omg!! #metgala
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The Rehearsal is genius, ground breaking, amazing, never been done before!!!! Nathan Fielder let me worship your body #therehearsal
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Yooo Diesel is selling a bussy bag if anyone wants one!
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I just finished. I’m having fun again!!! #survivor48
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This season started off soooo fun and strong and now I’m not having fun anymore!!!! I hate this man and I hate this alliance and I miss Sai and Star, Mary, Kamila need MORE air time #survivor48
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I just adopted a new babygirl angel and she is my first girl and she hates str8 men!!! Already taking after her mother and I’m so proud!
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Trying to get a Red Robin burger pass and it’s a blood bath… site is crashing… $20 burger pass being harder to get than concert tickets. RECESSION INDICATOR! But also Red Robin give me my pass!!!
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’m def not a type A personality, I’m type B (b for bimbo)
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The Coachella fashion this year…. Girls we lost the plot what’re we wearing omg
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Keep thinking I’m done w Yellowjackets because it’s become so cheesy but then they hit me w another sapphic storyline and confirm Jackie + Shauna les vibes and I’m back #yellowjackets
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
DIVA DOWN 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #survivor #survivor48
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Not the dick measuring contest between Joey and David 🙄 #survivor #survivor48
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Why tf can’t TikTok figure out how to not make your shit scroll when trying to respond to videos in inbox
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Mannequin challenge trending again… recession indicator fr
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
First of all I’m gorgeous
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is a Sai, Star, Camilla, Kevin, and Mary stan account #survivor48
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Sai’s level of petty >>>> #survivor48
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Obsessed w this diva omg #survivor48
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Watching The Pitt for the first time #thepitt
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Watching SNL like #snl
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Southern Charm vs Summer House drama is like the Bravo civil war and I’m obsessed. Obviously team Summer House. #southerncharm #summerhouse
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The bar is in hell with Kyle being #1 but this is so real 😭 #summerhouse
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Watching Carl try to date and flirt is so cringe. Trauma dumping on his date, her having her parents pick her up (???), taking a couples photo with her plzzzz #summerhouse
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a woman in a white dress is saying " it 's getting weird "
ALT: a woman in a white dress is saying " it 's getting weird "
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
“YOU WANT TO LIVE IN TAWAIN?!” Parker Poser and her delivery are everything #whitelotus
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Dorlinda @gl1zzymcguire.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever made a wicked denier watch wicked with you and look over at the end and they are beaming and eating their words?!?
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