Keenan @gkeenan.co · 16/09/2026I miss when life was simpler, like when I could make my commute bearable simply by airdropping astronaut sloth to random strangers on the L. 020
Keenan @gkeenan.co · 04/09/2026Apparently my dialect most closely matches someone from Illinois, which is bullshit because I'm from Illinois. 100
Keenan @gkeenan.co · 03/09/2026My dog doesn’t bark, but that doesn’t mean she can’t harass the downstairs dog by just silently staring from the balcony. 040
