Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 19hBut I can't see you! So you're hidden, along with the rest of Scotland, which I can't see either. At least not from here in Canada. 030
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Mr. C. Cabra, a leading local amateur chupacabra expert, says that she probably saw a chupacabra, and not a cat-like creature. "In fact", he says, "almost all cat reports are actually chupacabras. It's all explained in my new book, 'The Feral British Chupacabra Menace'" 020
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Looks classy. But I'll not get the version with the tail hole. 020
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If he's going to hitchhike looking like that, it's going to take forever to get a lift. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'd be more concerned if the warning was about beavers carrying knives. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In Canada, Shania Twain is our spiritual leader. We do what she tells us to. 130
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Angry selfies in local newspapers. No need to have a journalist visit the scene of the outrage. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I saw it about a week ago. Larger than I remember it. 011
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My guess is she had a live mouse crawling about in her hair. You can't blame the bird. 060
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Here's what the bank AI should do... Calculate customers' dividend/interest payments to a fraction of a penny. Then round each payment down to the nearest penny, and deposit it in the owner's account. Then transfer the fraction that's left over to Derek's account. It'll add up over time. 010
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I look forward to seeing this event in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics. 010
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He'll often be called Andrew/Andy Graham. That's the kind of thing I deal with. 121
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Looks like somebody dumped a shed there. Flytipping must be stopped. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reminds me of when rock DJs played "Stairway To Heaven" so they could go get a cigarette break. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Public Loo Explosion. I saw that band when they opened for Dog Food Riot back in '82. I don't remember how the concert ended, but avoided the police raid. 021
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I presume "1.7 m" is miles and not meters. If it was meters, you'd be very well positioned for smuggling contraband across the border. Keep a look out for opportunities. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Another time-wasting excuse to avoid cleaning the toilet. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I could play the role of the concerned citizen who tries to warn everyone about what is happening to the town, until he disappears without a trace, and nobody investigates what happened. All within the first 12 minutes of the series' first episode. 010
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Some of these might already be brand names for new pharmaceutical drugs. 100
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The city of Ottawa in Canada has a Trump Avenue that needs renaming. Thanks for the suggestions. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caOttawa city council to consider motion to rename Trump Avenue | CBC NewsOttawa city council is scheduled to vote on another proposal to rename a street named after U.S. President Donald Trump, who the local councillor says does not deserve the honour. 010
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My mother got to 65,000. After she got too old to use her computer, I was the one who had to delete them. 110
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I expect that for DJT, it's the other way around, with six Treat Days a week. 021
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So the "Naughty Nuns" are not ready for production yet? 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Oh good. It's behind a paywall, so I have an excuse for not reading it. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Back around 1910, my great-aunt mentioned in a family letter going to a "swagger dinner" at a fancy hotel in London, England. 010
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026What was the cat's name, and your nickname for the cat? You once mentioned a couple of names you gave her cats. 110
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Now I find out that "Dawn" is a male marmot. I won't judge him if he wants the tiara and sash anyway. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's probably so he can brag at dinner parties about having had exclusive access to the French national treasure without queuing up. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026...or purchase the Marvel Hagiographic Encyclopedia in 52 volumes. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This miserable poem has just six lines. Compared to previously published and longer mangled, shattered disasters of epic excess, six lines is progress. Next steps are (1) a single rhyming couplet, then (2) nothing. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I remember when solar roadways were touted as the next big thing. 110
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Cynical chickens agree that the management has ulterior motives for proposing this scheme. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026That's the third letter from Prince Asbo of Folkestone in the last week (see also yesterday and Aug 22). Obviously, he has nothing better to do and can waste his time submitting letters to Viz. Get a job, Prince! 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I should think a funnel and a hose will be very practical for them. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm sure that 4500 years ago, the builders of Stonehenge got planning permission. It's just that 4320 years ago, the documents were tossed out when the council office was replaced by a cafe. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Toilet paper export restrictions. They will notice that. 010
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When I saw the title at first I thought it said "Weekly Slop". That wasn't the title, but it described the "poem". 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026People should start a Tiktok challenge to judges to give out maximum sentences to these irresponsible people. 000
Graham Jeffery @gjeff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It's supposed to be able to cross rough terrain where wheeled vehicles cannot go. All the better to hunt down people and finish them off. 010
